>Taking black girl to prom
>Her dad takes me aside and gives me the talk
>"You have her home by eleven, no kissing, no touching, if I find out you had sex with her I will kill you"
>Sweat and nod
>Leave dime bag between couch cushions on the way out
>Go to prom
>Finger negress behind gym after, get a clumsy but ok blowjob
>Drop her off
>Call cops, tell them about the threat on my life
>They say that's not something they are going to prosecute but they can go have a talk with him
>He apparently gets defensive and angry
>They wind up searching the house and finding the weed
>He goes to prison
>I am now free to slam his daughter after school every day
>She cries constantly about her dad though
>I can't get into it when she cries so I dump her for Nintendo
>Her dad later dies in prison as a result of internal injuries from fighting
>She is a stripper and single mother living in Orlando now
you're not even going to try to write a believable story?
>>39266776
Pics or it didn't happen faggot
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>>39266776
Didnt happen, but good story anon
>>39266815
In leaf land a small amount of weed can get you arrested.
And yes women turn into strippers for any reason.
>did not go to prom
>smoked incredible amount of weed and drank beers under the deck at a friends house with other people
>do not really remember much other than it being super dark
>people from prom come back
>say it sucked but they got to smoke a cigarette in front of some teachers
>whateverdudelolomg.jpg
>drive the entire way home at 20mph