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>cum on bathroom floor
>leave a shampoo bottle next to it to make it look like I spilt the bottle because I didn't want to clean it up
>mfw my mom slipped on my cum
Console me
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>>38238140
why in gods cock didn't you just clean it up if you had the time to stage a fake scene?
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>>38238178
severe autism i'm guessing
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>>38238140
>implying your mom doesn't know what cum smells life
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Console thread
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Who owned one of these bad boys
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>>38238140
thanks faggot i chocked on my own saliva for a moment because of the laughter
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Obscure consoles? Thank God my pops loved his games
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Forgot piccaro
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Who had the CD player, bloody expensive
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Ugh forgot again. I'm drunk man
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>>38238140
did your mom originally die?
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I really want a Panasonic GameCube. Like bad man.i would then be able to impress bitches on tinder.
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>>38238178
It's easier to open the cap of a bottle and put it on a floor anon
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>spilt shampoo
>didn't want to clean it so I start edging near the spill.
>when my mom walks in I ejaculate
>she slips on the shampoo while I'm cumming
Console me
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