/r9k/ told me only chads get hot girls, so how come Messi married

he's rich you faggot is this the answer you are looking for?

>>38238453
>athletic
>famous
>super rich

hmm i dunno why she'd settle for a loser like that haha

>>38238453
>Wealthy, world-known professional athlete

Yes, he's short and physically-unattractive. But the rules presented here don't impact rich celebrities like they do us no-name robots.

>>38238453
I bet it's true love.

Women can't love the way men do.

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>>38238453
Bait since Trump got into power was really Improving.

But this... OP, this is lazy, it's bad and you should feel bad.

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>>38238453
Lets see uhhh
>athletic
>super skilled (many consider him to be the best football/soccer play of all time)
>extremely famous worldwide
>extremely rich (makes over 200k a day just from his salary, not including millions he makes in endorsements)

>>38238453
he's /fit/ and destroys at soccer. Of course he's a chad. Just because he doesn't look buff doesn't mean he isn't fast and strong

Isn't Messi the literal King of Manlets? Like by all rights he should be 5'1'' but he got pumped full of hormones as a kid so he's 5'9'' or some shit. And this fucker is the best soccer player in the world too. Modern medicine is crazy

>>38238453
he's a fucking famous millionaire turbochad you retard

>>38238453
he's a fucking famous milionaire turbochad you retard

Damn, and to think all he had to do was become arguably the single best football player of all time

>>38238765

He was 5'4 or thereabouts when he started getting HGH and topped off at 5'7ish.

>>38238636
>be me
>live in Hollywood
>work for the city
>job is cleaning up graffiti
>often end up scraping shit off the stars on Hollywood blvd
>someone put 50 or so LGBT stickers on trumps star
>spray some goof off
>start scraping
>bent over scraping in the hot sun
>people pass by me and say dissenting things about trump
>they look down on me for doing my job
>call me a fascist
>wonder why whoever did this did it
>"did Donald trump limit the rights of homosexuals" I wonder to myself
>at least some dumb Stacy got to get 100+ instagram likes, that's what's really important.

>>38238520
And he isn't too bad looking, unlike robots.