Hair product.
I always thought only try-hard edgy teenagers use it to make funky colored spikes on top of their heads.
But apparently most normies use it. The attractive haircuts you see on chads? Hair product. Nobody ever fucking told me this.
You need long hair on the top (really fucking long, like over your eyes long), short hair on the sides, and just soak your hair in it after a shower ever day and then style it.
Every time i went to a hair dresser, i asked for "short hair" or "something normal looking", they give me a hair helmet for skinheads.
I wonder what other normie secrets i've been missing out on due to being a recluse.
>>38238322
>Every time i went to a hair dresser, i asked for "short hair" or "something normal looking"
thats some autism right there get an undercut or if you have blonde hair and blue eyes get hitler youth, you'll look like a jewish tranny if you don't have blonde hair and blue eyes though
>>38238322
>i went to a hair dresser,
there's your problem
>>38238322
I would rather be a robot loser than have to carefully prepare my hair every single day just to attract women.
>>38238477
>carefully prepare my hair every single day
It literally takes 30 seconds to add some hairwax after a shower and it makes your hair look 10x better.
>>38238749
Hmm. I guess that's not too bad.
Though I'm still too lazy to get hair gel and stuff.
>Nobody ever fucking told me this.
That's because you can't expect everyone to tell you everything, you actually have to make effort to find things out.
>The attractive haircuts you see on chads? Hair product. Nobody ever fucking told me this.
You've never combed your hair and noticed how it doesn't keep shape all that well? How retarded are you?