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Time is Short - I need to tell all

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/R9K/ I was part of what the masses call "The Illuminati" - We have externalized ourselves but people to this day still do not get it. My time is running short and my conscious is a living hell and I must release this information somewhere before I die.

When I was nineteen years old, I fell into some money through some connections with friends and some successful investments of some money that I had made throughout my childhood. I got involved in some backroom deals and saw my money begin to grow. As I attended college at Harvard in 1964, I begin to become increasingly rich, and my influence on campus grew as well through my participation in various clubs, and organizations.

Some friends and I began to serve as quasi-stock brokers while still at Harvard. I made tons of cash during that year, and was very powerful and influential on campus. One night as I was walking back to my dorm shortly after midnight, I was approached by two men in black suits. I initially assumed that they were going to investigate my business activity because some of it was not exactly legal.

They asked me to come with them and I followed them into the basement of a two story house a couple streets over from my dorm room. They sat me down at a table and asked me if I was willing to make a deal. They would not tell me what deal I would be making, but just continually asked if I would be willing to make a deal. I half-assed agreed that I would, and that is when the biggest man that I have ever seen walked through some closet doors and sat down

First of all, if you do not believe me then I am sorry. I am here to tell the truth, and nothing that is written by me is false exaggeration nor science fiction. This information is real, it is true, it is reality, and it is time for it to be told. I was a member of the Illuminati for 47 years. I was recruited when I was 19 years old.

The human race is in jeopardy and this information needs to get out somewhere.....I will post more in the replies...
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keep posting
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did you get free sno cones

i wouldn't join no illuminati without any sno cones
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Post keeping
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lol.

>will post more
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Do the Illuminati have good memes?
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hmm
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>"DA FUTURE OF DA HUMAN RACE HURR DURR"
>Didn't write this down beforehand
0/10 troll
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Wouldn't /x/ be a better place to make this thread in? They are more receptive to roleplay threads (even if they don't like to admit it).
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>>23330726
MOAR!
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>human race

kill yourself faggot
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>>23330726
atleast finish your story faggot
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>>23330726
>Big illuminati 4U
what's the next step of your masterplan?
>crashing the human race, with no survivors
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