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>be me
>33 years old
>get enough good boy points to go and get some tendies
>mom drives me to mickey d's
>there's a bunch of hippies out there protesting
>i go up to the crowd asking what was going on
>some skinny faggot tells me that Mcdonalds is abusing animals and using some weird ass chemicals
>says the man who probably takes some weird ass chemicals
>the angry mob is crowding the place so i can't get any tendies
>get back in the car and sit my ass down on my barnie booster seat
>see septic truck
>idea.jpg
>steal the septic truck
>spray shit from hose onto the hippie crowd
>run into mcdonalds
>manager says that they don't serve tendies anymore
>the hippies run into the building
>i grab my teletubbies lighter and throw it at the fryer
>run out of the store as fast as my sonic oc
>the whole place goes up in flames
>mfw i killed two birds with one stone
>or in this case two chickens
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>wake up at 1PM
>my tummy starts to gurgle
>hungry so i cry out to mummy for crispy tendies
>need to poop
>too lazy to walk to bathroom
>go to my trash corner and grabbed old pizza box
>use my desk for support as i poop into the box
>recall drawn together joke about calling poop sausage or something
>mummy came in with tendies
>ask mummy if she wants any sausage
>show her the box
>she turned around and left
>she took the tendies with her
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