>Get job
>MAke 50k per year
>Get fit
>move out to a nice apartment in the city
>Stock up on material possessions to adorn place with
>Dress well
>Practice talking and socializing gain+2 charisma skill
>Go to bar
>See girl, we click after I make a game of thrones reference
>Bring girl home after night out on town
>Open door to my room
>Bottles filled with yellow fluid everywhere
>realize I forgot to take out my piss jugs
>About to lie and tell the girl that it's just lemonade
>She screams and runs out
welp ya can take the robot out of r9k but ya cant take the r9k outta da robot
>>38396646
truer words never spoken my friend