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penis inspection day wtf, that sounds like the most horrendous thing I ever read

>be me
>think i'm special
>sniff girls panties
>they want it back
>Don't let them
>they hit me for them
>OWWWWCH
>don't give it back still
>they love me now from a prank
>give it back because of my endorphin spike
>fooled again by simple girls..

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>be 15
>went to go get a physical because I hinted at my mom I wanted to play sports (I didn't)
>jerked it last night
>cummed in my boxers because I was a gross piece of shit
>physical is going well
>he asks
>"alright, I don't enjoy this part, but..."
>niggawhut.png
>he asks me to drop trow and bare my little manhood
>I oblige
>as I do it, a waft of dried semen hits my nose
>and I'm sure it hits his, too
>dong is still slightly shiny from the cum
>mfw I'm staring at the ceiling as he inspects my junk
>he knows what happened
>I know he knows too
>doesn't really speak much for the rest of the physical
>he still hangs out with my mom occasionally
I know he thought it was natural, but damn I still cringe from that day

>>34072544
How so? It's like getting checked for scoliosis. They make sure everything is developed properly and you don't have any cancers or phimosis.

>>34070978
Yeah, I'm a girl and I had to go thru it too. Bc muh equality

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>>34072544

pretty frequent in continental european countries. frenchfag here, went through penis inspection once (they didnt pull the foreskin up though but you still have to show your 8-yo dicklet in front of the school nurse and your teacher, feels awkawrd desu)

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>>34070978
> MFW it was spoon test day
The worst day of my life. The spoon was cold and my testicles were literally inside my body because it was cold as fuck outside. The whole class laughed when I dropped my pants

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>>34072544
>2017
>people still unironically falling for the penis inspection bait
Hehahaaa guys this shit is just too old

German here.
Can confirm that penis inspection day is a real thing. 3rd grade or so.

frenchfag here
penis inspection is real
it happens when you are 8/9/10 yo with the school nurse
she palps your testicles, pulls up your foreskin and goes on with her exam
all the other kids are waiting in line, looking at your butt

>>34073395
>journee d'inspection du peepee

>>34073499
>ne soyez pas timides

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>>34070978
Is that ET in the pic? Wtf?

>>34070978
>be east german
>penis inspection is before you enter primary school (5y)
>have phimosis
>nurse doesnt have none of that shit
>tfw have scare on foreskin but no phimosis anymore