>"just ask businesses for help with paying for college"

You haven't offered to let all of them take turns creampieing your 2D waifu until she's pregnant with a stranger's child.

>>34070803
Who told you to do that wtf?

>>34070803
If you think that businesses are just going to give you money for nothing you're too dumb to go to college

>>34070827
Would you help me pay for college if I let you creampie my waifu?

>>34070803
You haven't tried killing yourself yet.

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>>34070844
They get tax write-offs for helping people pay for tuition. Retard.

>>34070827
That's not his waifu. That's Ichika's side bitch

>>34070883
You're going to need to back that up. Also, why wouldn't they give their money to an established charity or pay for college for their own employees instead of just throwing it at some random jackoff?

>>34070985
From what I've been told millions and millions of times, "It's because nobody asks."

>>34071110
If this is actually a legitimate thing, then go to the businesses in person. The only way I can see this having a chance of working is if it's a family member or a friend of a family member who owns a business doing it.

>>34070803
>What am I doing wrong?
Having a normal name. You need to either write the letters with a female name (or unisex) or an ethnic minority name.

Or just include a sob story, but a good and realistic one and not too obvious. Like growing up in a poor district.