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Who /foulbachelorfrog/ here? Foul Bachelor Frog is an important cultural precursor of Pepe. In the past ten minutes I've just done a very foul bachelor string of things which I shall relate below:
A literal bachelor is an unmarried, and often gf-less man who lives alone or "under his own power" in some way shape manner or form - not in the parents' basement, not at the asylum in group living, etc. A literal bachelor is thus by-definition arguably a normie, but there we are.
>spill beer with keyboard, onto rug below
>immediately and hastily tamp down spill on rug with paper towels, wet some others to get water in the mix and dilute the business
>use three separate already-partially used paper towel rolls scattered about to manage this
>start applying dry towels after the hasty job because fuck it
>mental note: one notable and non-catastrophic beer spill in this heavy-traffic area over the past year is actually quite good, above average desu
>scrape up the sliver-bits of paper towel
>get it damp, diluted, "okay"
>febreze that shit hard for a good 45 seconds, just to tamp down stale beer smell because fuck actually picking the carpet up (it's locked in place by furniture)
>should be fine
>some beer had spilled on my pant leg, throw soiled pants in tub, pick up day-old pants which are perfectly fine for repeated evening use
>return to sink where wet beer had been removed to, calmly finish tainted beer over sink (right now)
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>sitting naked in my childhood bedroom at the age of 27 after just jerking off to creepy weird hentai, surrounded by tissues and garbage I just throw on the floor
>haven't changed my bedsheets in like 14 months or something and don't plan to
>ate a hungry man dinner for supper
>when I get home from work I put on the same sauce and jizzum-crusted lounge pants I've been wearing for two weeks
What really fucks me up is that I'm a KHV at the same age that my parents were when i was born.
My fucking dad impregnated my mom BEFORE he was my current age. What a fucking mess my life is.
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>>34077917
I didn't read your long ass post, but I can only assume that this thread was inspired by pic related that I posted earlier. Yes bachelor frog was pre-pepe
Protip: only newfags say "fowl bachelor frog" it's just "bachelor frog"
And thank you for doing this opie
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>>34077917
>At least 30 beer bottles surrounding my desk
>Ash in most of them
>Yell at cat for meowing while I'm fapping
I used to laugh at Facebook Frog, but then I moved out and became him.
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>>34078285
>tfw my desk is always covered in beer cans, and there's always a liquor bottle on the floor in front of my PC.
I have a couple of dishes in my sink from a month ago that I still haven't cleaned. I keep re-rinsing them to let them soak, and giving up and not cleaning them. I clean other dishes once a week or two though. My dishwasher is clogged for some reason and I haven't done anything with it yet after a week.
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This meme was quite dank in its time. About 8 to 9 years ago, I'd say. Often it was found in threads on /b/ in between "newfags can't triforce" kinds of faggotry and cancer.
Impact font memes ultimately evolved too much and found their way to Digg and soon after, Reddit. Back then Reddit was still in the "le narwhal bacon" days. It was almost exclusively faggotry.
Eventually the memes made their way to Facebook, signaling a complete loss of dankness. Their true death was at the hands of a Wendy's commercial.
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>>34078285
Oh yea, and I have a folder of these from when I first started browsing, before I turned into this, if anybody is interested. I'll post them.
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>>34078517
I'm toasting in a meme nostalgia bread.
Poast moar.
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> discomfort of full bladder surpass comfort of laying in bed
> Time to begin the day
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>>34078517
I used to think they were kinda funny. Now I laugh at them because I relate, and it makes me feel less shitty about myself.
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>>34078554
This one I still found relatable even when I first found these, at least. I still had summers off, then, and always stayed up very late shitposting or playing vidja anyways.
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>>34078572
Thought this was funny and ridiculous until I went to college. I guess there was a reason I barely passed after 4.5 years, and still can't find a job despite a good field.
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>>34078590
I've only had one visitor in the past year. It seems like such a foreign concept, now. I remember actually going deep-clean mode when I'd have a friend over once in a blue moon, and it would be presentable.
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> walking around the house
> Browsing items for anal insertion
That one changed my life.
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>>34078608
Not much can really be said on this one.
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>>34078621
This is how I operate every day, every hour, still. One of the ones that's eternally relatable.
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>>34078505
OP here. Most of my dishes are stacked drily in an unwashed state and have stayed that way for about two months. There are traces of food on them but it's long since dried.
They're stacked in such a way as to let them breathe, so that no mold or other exceptional badness has formed. Last time I can remember doing dished, I peeled two bowls apart that had sat for about a month and there was this heinous black shit in between. My evolutionary instincts kicked in and I made an immediate executive decision to throw them out and not even bother cleaning them.
The funny thing is that I used to have a dishwasher in the old apartment, in which case things would be clean because that's easy as fuck but this one doesn't have one so I just can't be fucked because fuck fuck fuck washing dishes by hand, god-damn.
Maybe I'll do it tonight but I doubt it. My executive function, to re-use the phrase, is picking up on the fact that it really needs to be done though. I expect that it will be done one way or the other over the next few days.
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>>34078632
Less applicable with the death of IMPACT text, I suppose. Blast from the past.
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>>34078639
I've been saying that to myself for two weeks. I hate myself.
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>>34078619
>can't find any vaseline for lube
>fuck it I'll just use butter
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>>34078678
>tfw
I think I also saved the thumbnail, unfortunately. This must have been when I still couldn't triforce, too.
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>>34078691
This is actually why I use a separate browser for porn to this day.
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>>34078705
This is still me on the weekends.
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>>34078705
Shit this hits too close to home. Don't have a Facebook these days though.
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>>34078705
Why the hell is there a like button there anyway? who actually does that?
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>>34078719
This is still a classic, and even normies who like to be a little edgy pick up on this one in real life.
>>34078720
I'm close to getting rid of mine. Pretty much all it gets used for is my mom who sometimes messages me when she's on her computer, since it's easier to type on a keyboard than a phone.
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>>34078750
Sorry to /ck/
>>34078744
I guess the same people who comment on porn videos telling the pornstar about their penis size? I don't really know, honestly.
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>>34078767
This one still gets me quite hard.
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>>34078780
I'm very close to the end of my folder.
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>>34078805
I think I've completely given up, and wouldn't bother with either, desu.
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>eat junk food and leave the bags and shit all over the table
>wait for it to get full of ants to put them in the trash bag
>too lazy to move the trash bags out, let them pile up on my room
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>>34078818
I rarely ever watch tv, but still do this if I am at my parents' and am watching something late at night.
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>>34078632
I've been the same. Try to get some professional help, the meds work.
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>>34078842
Last one, unfortunately. It took me a couple years to actually start saving images from 4chan for some reason. I hear this was actually quite common back then.
>>34078844
I have phases of severe depression that causes this, but it's not an internal chemical balance thing. It's always due to things going on in my life.
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>>34077917
>toilet breaks in a way that causes a horrible sewage smell to emerge every time it's flushed
>it's been three months, still haven't told leasing company because I don't like the idea of strangers coming into my apartment when I'm not there
This one is unbelievable but 100% true
>in winter, pipes keep freezing
>shower stops draining properly
>every time I go in water bubbles up from the drain
>the water is brown and smells kind of musty
>I assume it's rust etc.
>it's actually raw sewage from apartment upstairs
>the problem gets fixed after a few weeks
>shower curtains covered with film that is a mix of black mold and raw sewage
>leave it that way for probably 6 months before I buy a new curtain and clean the tub
>drink excessively
>piss myself in sleep
>too lazy to take sheets to laundromat
>stretch them over a chair and put a fan on them
>sleep in dry, albeit piss-smelling and stained sheets
Hmmm I should be able to think of at least one more
>do not clean sink for over a year probably
>it does smell when you're near it but nbd
>finally decide to clean it
>buried under a coat of sludge are two white, slimy pieces of chicken that have been slow-rotting for months
>smell is so strong I instantly vomit
>smell fills not just my apartment but the entire house
General bachelor /lifestyle/ stuff
>60-70% of daily calories come from Yuengling
>the remainder is almost entirely Munchie's brand "fire peanuts" and Chester's hot fries
I wonder how long I'll live if I keep living this way desu.
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for all robots here
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>>34077917
oriigami bump for an original thread
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saw this thread and decided to check out an archive of these memes
I relate to about 95% of them.
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>>34079779
Nice knee-knees bro..have one of mine
>get up to take piss
>browse from phone and miss toilet
>disregard puddle
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Is staying in a single room for almost an entire week because its the only warm room in your place bachelor frog behavior? I only left to grab food and use the bathroom
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OP here, I'm happy that this seems to be a nice bread.
The stale beer smell is starting to shine through. Fuck it.
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>>34078590
Foul bachelor frog is so relatable. I've missed him.
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