How do I spy on my hot mummy neighbour?

>>34084571
>ask to use restroom
>plant wireless cam

>>34084571
Telescope is the patrician option

>>34084586
>Get arrested 5 days later

My neighbors son is here now, he knows I want to fuck his mother but she is playing hard to get. She likes me but I don't know if she wants the D. Gonna try drink with her tomorrow. Also she is THICC and makes me diamonds, the fact that she is nearly 50 turns me on more.

>>34084673
Well I guess that would be a topic for a different thread.

>>34084571
Creep into her tomb late at night. Carry at least four cloves of garlic with you to ward off the eye of Anubis. If you're detected she might return from the afterlife and reanimate her body to defend her body from sexual desecration. She'll have superhuman strength and her bites will carry diseases so if this happens you're FUCKED.

But seriously bro... garlic. Wards off everything from ghosts to vampires to demigods and all manner of supernatural shit for some reason.

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>>34084571
>my hot mummy neighbour