Who /proud virgin/ here? Ain't nobody getting this dick

>>34085408
>Aint no body getting this dick
Thanks anon, I needed a good laugh.

>All the dumb whores thinking they can take my virginity

does it still count if you had sex with one girl for a while but never had a gf?

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>Had to friendzone ANOTHER girl today

>being proud of something that takes literally nothing to achieve
the self-esteem meme needs to die

>>34085517
>/proud virgin/

>does it still count if you had sex

You tell me anon.

>>34085551
It takes a lot of effort to remain pure in a world full of sin.

Yeah nah sorry I don't fuck sluts, especially dumb ones.

>>34085549
Bro I think you're bleeding

>>34085578
no it doesn't it takes literally zero effort
well unless you count being raped as losing your virginity and you have fought off a would be rapist I guess

I cummed in a cow, am I still a virgin?

I am. Waiting until marriage

you can unironically lose your virginity this way
just make the girl laugh hard enough and she will want to take it

HAES virginity edition

26 here still rolling with it.

I keep hearing girls these days fuck within the first 3-5 dates and consider that no slutty ayylmao.

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>>34085408
Literally a fucking case study

original

commento

desu

senpai

>>34085619
>there's a different edition

>>34085612
Only if you're reasonable good looking. I was considered the funniest guy in both my high school class and college program but girls didn't view me as a sexual entity.

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>tfw you were born just in time to hit sexual maturity after women were irreversibly ruined.

Even 15-10 years ago people were still fine.

>>34085595
I disagree. It takes a lot of effort to avoid giving into sexual temptation.

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24 and I've never had a girl show sexual interest in me ever

Only 50 or so years to go, less if I dont stop eating so badly.

>>34085638
nope just need to stand there
>implying anyone here as been tempted in the first place

>>34085551
People are proud of being American, black, white, having a big dick etc. It's no worse than that.

>>34085877
>no worse than that
whooptifuckingdoo

>>34085408
RIGHT HERE, ROBRO! To pure for these semen demons.

I want coitus with a semen demon, to use one like a sex toy, but I also don't want to deal with batshit crazy people, which I assume most people are. So I refrain a bit, out of fear. But I can make it sound like I have pompous principles, like I don't want to just use anyone lol. It's in my genetics to crave sex I dunno.

>>34085408
Aye. Sex is stupid. 28yo.

>>34085635
you need to be some sorta friends with them so the possibility of having an intimate moment can happen

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/thread

originaru-desu

Yeah I love it cause it means I'll never have kids.

>>34085408
>Tfw in college taking a required gym class and I'm the tallest and most /fit/guy in the class and all the women stare
Why did God allow me to be born with such a beta internal personality, I pretend to be Chad but all I can be is the hot loner.

>>34085700
This girl invited me up to her room at a hotel once when I was 13 and she was 14. It was a water park and I stayed in my room the rest of the trip because she would follow me around and generally creep me out.

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>>34085578
T h i s t b h desu senpai

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>>34085549
>>34085619
>>34085625
>>34087022
>waaaaahhhhhhhh p-pussy is magical waaaahhhhhh it's impossible to be ok without it waahhhhhhhh
When are you whiny virgins just going to kill yourselves? You're objectively worse than the other losers in this thread

>>34088876
I'm a virgin, I just stopped giving a shit a long time ago. I could lose my virginity in literally less than half an hour.

>call hooker
>pay hooker
>ponos in vagoo

done

The difference is I don't go around shouting OH MY GOD PROUD VIRGIN STILL A VIRGIN DIDN'T WANT SEX ANYWAY

It is literally the story of the fox and the grapes.

>>34088918
No, instead you go around shouting
>PROUD FAGGOT HERE UR JUST JELLY EVEN THOUGH I'M ALSO VOLUNTARY CELEBATE NO ONE IS ACTUALLY OK WITH BEING A VIRGIN BUT ME
Objectively worse than a virgin who wants to discuss celibacy.

You underage faggots have ruined this board

I'm a /sad virgin/. I wish I had something to be proud of.

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>>34089033
I didn't make the thread, I don't talk about virginity because I don't think it means anything. The only reason I'm even in this thread is to make fun of OP, and at this point, you, for being ridiculously insecure.

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>>34089120
>I didn't make the thread
And yet to still felt the need to announce you were underage in it.

>insecure
About what? Do you think I'm intimidated by the magnitude of your autism or something?

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>>34089228
>And yet to still felt the need to announce you were underage in it.
Never said I was underage, and I think we've already covered why I'm in the thread.

>About what?
Your virginity, you know, the thing this entire thread is about.

It's okay anon, I won't tell stacy.

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>>34089273
>Never said I was underage
Every post you've made says that, you retarded animeposter

To sate your autism, I'm not a virgin. I enjoy asexual threads. I can't, because you retarded incels ruin every single volcel, asexual, mgtow, and even cuddling story threads with
>DURR HURRRRR U WAN SEX

This is why you'll never get laid. You're an autistic retard who needs to drag his inferiority into every thread they see.
Unironically kill yourself.

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>>34089418
I mean, if you were trying to reinforce my convictions about your crippling insecurity, you've succeeded, but since I really doubt that was your intention I'm just going to keep posting smug anime girls and hope the message gets across.

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>>34085408
Since
>A) Women I have crushes on turn out to be unphilosophical cunts (no real drive but self-indulgence, no self-conscience, no individuality whatsoever), which is the most massive turn-off I can experience.
And
>B) Women are acting like entitled little shit, while we live in a society that is officially favorizing equitable privilege for equitable work.
I cannot be in a relationship with a woman, at least until one of them recognizes the two problems I have listed above and actively works to solve them.
It's been since I was 14 years that I had those standards, and for now, it's not been broken, not even one time.

>>34085549

I literally did friendzone a girl once

sex aint worth it unless shes a 10/10