Hello. Pretty soon, I'm going to be starting a company

>>34085621
What is it ? Originally

>>34085621
>inb4 some online/mobile dating/hookup thing

Is it like Uber but for lesbians and you just need an engineer to do all the programming, and a marketer to do all the marketing for an equity stake in the business while you do nothing?

can we get rid of all the mexicans?

>>34085621
Is it timeshares for private jets?

>>34085651
It's a small startup that's going to alter billions of lives permanently. Something tells me it won't be a small startup for very long, though.

>>34085653
Not even close. It's something I've been working on for 5 years now. It's unlike anything that's been done before.

>>34085658
Heavens, no!

>>34085669
I believe the world is filthy and could benefit from a bath. But race is not the problem.

>>34085679
Nope. You'll see soon enough :)

>>34085621
Is it an AI , orignaljallh

>>34085695
I don't exactly know how to answer this one. Tough questions all around :)

>>34085621
Please tell me it's a decent long lasting lightweight battery

>>34085694
are you calling mexicans filthy and need a bath
dats raciss

>>34085719
Well, I guess you could call it a source of power.

>>34085729
A more efficient solar panel?

>>34085751
A source of power.

>>34085713
>>34085755
This tripnigga done built an omniscient AI like that one tv show with the guy and the hot Arab girl and the dog

batman beyond

What's up with the black square?

>>34085776
It's unrelated. Just a placeholder. Think nothing of it, really. Just ignore it. Pic unrelated.

>>34085776
Interesting theory...

>>34085755
little bugs on treadmills ?

>>34085777
I'm sorry, the first answer of this post >>34085784 was meant for you.

>>34085784
>Interesting theory

Well considering all the fucking opaque nonanswers you're giving us I'm left to let my assumptions run wild alongside my imagination

Did you autism yourself up some successful stable example of cold fusion?

>>34085789
Haha! I like your imagination! The invitation is definitely cut out for someone like you.

>>34085804
>Well considering all the fucking opaque nonanswers you're giving us I'm left to let my assumptions run wild alongside my imagination
I'm going to have to ask you to moderate your language, there.

>Did you autism yourself up some successful stable example of cold fusion?
Unfortunately, no, but we are working on something similar to that.

OH SHIT I'm piecing it together. OP dun built the matrix and he's going to market it as hyper-immersive VR but really he's going to use it to make a super-computer AI that can predict the future like those bitches from Minority Report and steal their metabolic energy.

What the fuck man you're so twisted OP you're going where man should never go.

>>34085713
Make me a qtpi AI gf please

>>34085811
what is this, invitation

>>34085784
its a qr code

>>34085816
>I'm going to have to ask you to moderate your language, there

No

Are you making (proto-)AI robo waifus or what? So we can take the power away from women's vaginases?

>>34085755
Building fusion reactor my nigga?

>>34085818
Stay away from dangerous theories. They corrupt the mind.

>>34085824
Nothing; forget I said it.

>>34085824
Don't accept it
He's going to turn you into one of them
You'll have power beyond imagination but your heart will be ripped out

I love this planet and want to clean it from the inside out. I love you all. :)

>>34085837
This thread is so cryptic, I'm scared now, did you just invent skynet will there be a world tomorrow?

>>34085837
Yeah but they also prepare you for all kinds of weird contingencies. You never know what even more fucked up shit lurks in the minds of others.

>>34085851
I'm sorry! I didn't mean to scare you. Never be afraid of change. It's your only chance to start anew.
Isn't that what we all want? A healthier, more ecstatic "you?"

>>34085847
OOOH I get it now, you just realised the earth is hollow, I've know about this for years

>>34085847
You're gonna blow up a supervolcano? How would you begin to masquerade that as something viable?

>>34085837
Are you pulling some ex machima shit?

>>34085853
Nothing weird going on here. I promise. :)

>>34085861
>>34085865
>>34085867
Art is a dildo.

>>34085847
Oh no, OP is a representative of the mole people

Sent here to blend in among humans and use geothermal energy to power a giant supercomputer that will hack all the human superpower nations and get them to nuke eachother, using mole people-produced diamond-technology processors

I'm onto your tricks

>>34085856
Oh man I'm not liking where this is going. This is going to be some kind of brain virus shit isn't it? Like an inverted zombie pathogen

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What the fuck is this?

I noticed the filename said genesis 1-3, which leads to "And the lord said 'let there be light,' and there was light" in the bible. so I brightened it

Fuck you tryna pull, nigga?

>>34085879
I will support this
Fuck the mole people in general but this might actually be one of their few good decisions as a whole race

>>34085899
>implying you're not samefagging
Oh god everyone in this thread except for me is you.

>>34085899
You did that yourself. It's nothing.

>>34085899
>>34085900
>>34085911
check out that sweet succession of doubles in any case

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>>34085621
Does this have anything to do with Tunguska?

>>34085683
He has a nuke and is going to nuke Yellowstone.

Screenshot this.

>>34085952
Please don't do that. It really won't be for the best.

Are there any other questions?

You'll clean Europe?

>>34086004
I'll clean the planet. Not just the physical planet; the minds that inhabit it. It will be beautiful.

>>34086001
How long will we have to wait?
Orginano

>>34086001
Do you have any patents?

>>34086015
Will it be something people willingly do?

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Qr code gave me this:

Hello.

After five long years of preparation, Grey Wing is finally ready to introduce our next revolutionary product to the public. However, we are in very limited supply and need testers. This is where you come in. We've developed a product capable of changing things forever and we need five responsible people who are capable of keeping a secret for extended periods of time.

If you believe you qualify for our testing program, please visit the following URL:

I look forward to meeting you in person.
- Michael

So Michael, what is grey wing and why are you worthy of our submissions?

>>34086015
Are you saying you have access to a nuclear weapon?

>>34086015
Hey make sure you blow my mind akey?
This planet sucks anyway.

>>34086015
It's a brain bug I knew it
Damn I hate this planet

Link https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScEIBD3EEsomGXLYQ3AErGl4bjF8LvCeb2TFWGpHNv8vxxmaA/viewform?c=0&w=1

>>34086015
>gonna clean our mind and body
You're gonna put us in matrix, lad?

>>34086055
AINT CLICKIN THAT SHIT, NIGGA

>>34086016
Not very long at all!

>>34086028
My lawyer has advised me not to answer this one.

>>34086034
My lawyer has advised me not to answer this one.

>>34086035
This is false. The wo/man who posted that was only trying to completely derail the thread. Pay no attention to it.

>>34086039
My lawyer has advised me not to answer this one.

>>34086055
I would advise against clicking that link. It's not affiliated with me or Grey Wing on any level.

>>34086070
why are you posting on r9k of all boards?

>>34086083
what would one find on the other end of that link?

>>34085966
He says it will change billions of lives, permanently.
It's an energy source.
From the bible verse it will bring light.
Wants to clean it from the inside out.

He will nuke Yellowstone. The atomic energy blast will flash like the sun as it decimates the super volcano, causing it to explode. The ash covering the skies and the fire and brimstone will kill billions. The earth will turn inside out as the magma spews out of the earth, smothering the face of the world in its molten rage.

A nuke from Iran did go missing a couple of months ago...

OP is part of a super villain group.

>>34086087
Because I believe in you guys.

>>34086088
Everywhere.

>>34086098
Nothing interesting, I suppose.

>>34086083
will your group cause death?

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>>34086098
>I love you
>>34086083
Obviously a test.

>>34086114
Believe in how? What are we supposed to do?

Are jew a you?

>>34086116
Never intentionally.

>>34086120
Please stop.

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>>34086098
Here's a screenshot. It's a google forms site, so it's relatively safe just don't send any of you're info to OP.

>>34086134
No.
>what is art
>>34085878
>art is a dildo

>>34086134
>Never intentionally.
>intentionally
i dont know whether to be scared or excited.

te chnical dificultiees

You're going to put us in a matrix where you blow up a supervolcano over and over again until eventually you pull us out and when you do the trauma will have been so great that it makes our minds malleable like putty?

If so, that's not very original because that's basically what reality already is.

>>34086164
lmao obviously fake now that you said that

>>34085621
Is it the cure to social anxiety, original

>>34086183
Sorry. I was typing with one hand.

>>34086185
It's a cure for whatever you need cured. Even ham! Tehe ham :^) hehe

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>>34085621
Oh my half life 3 will be launching after all

>>34086099
Grey Wing is what the cloud of ash will look like in the sky.

OP is going to nuke Yellowstone. I just contacted the FBI and CIA with this information and a link to this thread along with screenshots in case it gets deleted.

You wont see your plans come to fruition.

OH SHIT you're going to open up the latent telepathic link between all people and use it to create an "anarchist" hivemind that destroys not only the government in physical reality but the ideals it stands for in the now freshly organized collective unconscious?

>>34086193
This is getting interesting op, just answer that matrix question though

>>34086193
oh I thought that was edgy "im being hacked technical difficulties Roleplay"

>>34086222
Trips never lie. I'm right.
I wish I never met you psi-cop meddlers

>>34086206
how many people will die?

>>34086206
Will it cure my loneliness?

>>34086193
are you masturbating right now with the other hand?

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I was thinking about a life changing app for robots.
So you want to talk about animu:
>app.com/animu
>open up a single chat room
>everybody can type with 4chanstyle replies in real time
>app.com/whatever
>open up a chat room about whatever
Just type an url about anything and chat with people.
All anonymous, all rest api, all free as in freedom.
You don't have to be alone.

>>34086230
Nope.

>>34086225
There is no such thing as the Matrix, silly! The Matrix was a 1999 science fiction film written and directed by The Wachowskis, starring Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, and Carrie-Anne Moss.

>>34085621
Man if i ever did any of the things i talked or thought about i would gorillionare, sailing the oceans on my sailboat fleet, having established my own community on an private island i leased, made couple of extremely successful videogames, wrote entire series of books, be known as a rapper, have my own harem in middle of the desert and many, many, MANY more things.
>dont talk the talk if you cant walk the walk, phony niggas get outlined in chalk

>>34086238
People will die regardless of what any of us do.

>>34086239
It will cure anything you need cured. Even ham! Tehe ham :^) hehe

>>34086242
My lawyer has advised me not to answer this one.

>>34086268
>My lawyer has advised me not to answer this one.
KEK I LOVE YOU MICHEAL HAHAHA

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>>34085621
I get it now, it's an rfid chip,

>>34086268
Are your from burgerland?

>>34086316
If you mean I'm from the United States, then yes! Otherwise, I don't know what you mean.

>>34086295
Incorrect.

>>34085621
Is it nano bots ?

>>34086366
No. It is pretty small, though.

Please don't harvest my wizard powers. I'm in the middle resting so I don't have any casts to fight back at you with.

>>34086399
My dick :^)
Orignoa

>>34086399
why make this thread if you're not going to tell us what it's all about ?

>>34085621
hello, i'd like to work for you

>>34086439
I have told you what it's all about on multiple occasions! I'm also running a small test just to see

>>34086444
Great! I love your enthusiasm. You already have my contact information.

>>34085621
Are you a well known person.? Original s

>>34086463
>You already have my contact information
you sure about that?

Gave my info to that link.
Fake or not, I can't sleep, so it should be entertaining.
Don't believe any of this, but would love to work with ya if proven real.

>>34086489
The old me was. But I am a brand new person. No one knows who I really am.

>>34086497
I'm positive.

>>34086525
I do believe you've made an awful mistake. You've given your personal information away to people you don't even know.

If that QR code is authentic, why is there no text in the bottom-right corner, where there is in the original picture?

>>34086551
>If that QR code is authentic, why is there no text in the bottom-right corner, where there is in the original picture?
I eyedropped it out in photoshop so that it doesn't obstruct the border around the code. otherwise it won't scan.

>>34086551
Nothing more than a throwaway email and a phone line.

>>34086563
I think you're a liar.

>>34086567
Fair enough.

>>34086567
can't the link track your ip though?

>>34086607
Doubtful.
If so though, I'll keep on the lookout for strange activity. Needless to say, I'm on a pretty secure network here.

>>34086587
So, Michael, how would one attempt to get in touch with Grey Wing if they sought to assist them with their work?

>>34086642
Whichever way is effective.

>>34086628
Hmm I want to be apart of it too but too afraid of having location tracked. That's probably why I fail the test.

>>34086651
I think I may need to be more specific:
Is there a site or contact info I can use to introduce myself or is this merely a "we select you" kind of deal?

>>34085621
How soon is SOON? OP

>>34086673
When you have a good idea, it could take you far. But if you don't know what to do, you'll stay just where you are.

>>34086658
I'm merely skeptical. I lose nothing by offering benefit of the doubt and gain nothing by skipping out on the matter, that's about it.
I have no real reason to fear my location being known anyway.

Besides, I used to pull jokes like this on people all the time. I once got a city attorney nearly called on me by using rhetoric and pretending I was recruiting people for a cult as a joke. Going along with it is the best way to find out what's the deal. If it's fake, so be it. Real? So be it.

>>34086681
In 5 months.

>>34085899
will this work in my 3ds?

>>34086712
THIS IS NOT A CULT.

>>34086712
alright let me know what they say. There are only 23 posters in this thread with 126 posts so it makes me think OP really wants to collect info.

>>34086726
I never stated you were-- I said I've pulled pranks in a similar fashion.
I find it hard to believe, but I never said I don't believe you or that I wouldn't. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt, hence why I gave my contact info. I don't care what you do with it.

>>34086748
I'll let you know only if shit isn't confidential. I'm willing to keep a secret, but if it's something along the lines of "they actually responded", sure, I'll post an update famalam.

>>34086726
If you have to proclaim something isn't a cult chances are it's a cult

>>34086853
I don't care if it's a cult or whatever, OP can you confirm it won't track my location?

>>34086870
I can't confirm or deny that since I don't know what it is.

>>34086879
Please tell me sir im scared you don't want me to be scared do you?

>>34086879
Knowing this, I shall keep anything I receive the same. Mutual trust sounds fair, no? To keep this linear, I'll give myself a tag. Now you can know who you've been talking to, that fair?

>>34086015
Terrorist? are you?

>>34086923
Hah, my use of the word "fair" is a bit too redundant.

OPEN THE FUCKING IMAGE IN NOTEPAD

>>34086939
Absolutely not. Not intentionally, at least. You can scare people accidentally.

why would you tell R9K of all places?

>>34086968
I don't have notepad. What's it sey?

>>34087023
to recruit sad, easily manipulated individuals with an external locus of control

>>34086983
Are you sexually interested in people of non-legal age?

>>34087035
Opened it up, but mostly a string of gibberish symbols. Typical of images opened in notepad, but as to any rhyme or reason to it, I'd have to check.

>>34087053
Sex is an obscenity in which I don't indulge.

>>34086530
are you the reincarnation of nikola tesla?

>>34087064
Scroll all the way to the bottom.

>>34086968
rickrolled

origano

>>34087076
Haha! I'd love to think so.

>>34086968
>No matter what happens, I love you.
SO THAT MEANS THE QR CODE IS REAL HOLY SHIT

>>34087081
What's it say?

>>34087081
Already did. Some repeat, which is what I'm looking at. Unless there's something in particular you had in mind?

>>34087115
quit samefagging

oriquano

There's a lot of tripfags in this thread. Interesting.

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>>34087116
Am I really the only one seeing this?

Michael the archangel "who is like God"
OP what are you pulling

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this is what i got did i do it wrong all something?

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In the New Testament Michael leads God's armies against Satan's forces in the Book of Revelation, where during the war in heaven he defeats Satan.

op wants to cleanse the world of evil

so much fucking samefagging, this thread fucking sucks Michael

>>34087140
What image, the QR or the original?

its another cicada hacker thread.

not playing your creepy games.

>>34087170
The original.

original

>>34087162
so hang on, it turns out that you are the good guy, MIcheal...

>>34087176
what is cicada hacker thread mean

The first one is in Phoenix, Arizona.
Aint nobody got bux for plane

>>34087179
I opened it in notepad but never got any message at the bottom.
I'm checking those coordinates through GPS.

>>34087146
never mind i was using the QR

OP are you still there? Tell me what you saw

>>34087190
its a recruiting tool that they spread on internet platforms. notice how there was coordinates in >>34087140 with instructions.

on them flash drives is probably the next step of the puzzle.

>>34085878
>Art is a dildo.
what the fuck?

OP THIS ISNT FAIR I DON'T LIVE IN AMERICA!!!111!!

>>34087220
Honestly that would be a good marketing strategy for something, the question is what

>>34087218
I'm still here. I took a small bathroom break.

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>>34085878
Was this a secret message?

>>34087220
Only a richfag could check all these places and get the supposed flash drives.

That is assuming they weren't stolen by niggers in the meantime

So we have the coordinates? Someone else posted a google doc form. Was that part of it or just someone else trying to steal info?

>>34087242
1.) Get friends who live in other states
2.) Have friends put up usbs and phones
3.) ???
4.) Profot

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Are you going to harness meme magic and use it to power the world's electrical grids?

>>34087238
So Micheal, it seems as though you are a good guy :)

>>34087248
The form says "I love you." Turns out the message in the notepad thingy also says "I love you." So unless that guy is psychic, the QR code is probably real.

>>34087236
look up cicada 3301.

it was the first time this happened and it started on 4chan i think. basically the ones smart enough to sove hte puzzle were recruited into basically a private irc channel or something with the people who set up the puzzle. they wanted them (hackers) to help them build privacy software. the hackers being to smart meme realized the people who staged the puzzle were trying to get them to do free programming work and basically use hteir minds for free and it fizzled out. really it's just a sophisticated arg.

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>>34087241
Ah okay. I scrolled down. It was you telling your planted shills to start with wacky ARG nonsense.

>>34087248
Original image was named Genesis13, so following Genesis 1:3, he brightened the image and used the QR to get to a site and find that link. Link supposedly is registration for them to contact you. Coordinates came from someone opening the image in notepad.

>>34087242
why do you think its being spread on an anon forum?

we need to find anons on here who live in them locations to get the flash drives and upload its content online to get to the next part of hte puzzle.

>If you were split into two people, do you think those people would get along?
damn...

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>have a plan to change the world
>from all the boards share it on /r9k/

top kek

>>34087296
Okay post the locations, I'll go to one if it's near me, currently sick atm or i'd do the digging

well i don't live near any of those places and im not going to take a train down to jersey so yeah

I'm not doing that.

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>>34087318
33.598548, -112.111424

39.985715, -75.201913

43.699295, -79.380905

41.269770, -124.006547

33.595415, -112.137181

in plain text for copy and paste
>You are welcome

>>34087318
33.598548, -112.111424

39.985715, -75.201913

43.699295, -79.380905

41.269770, -124.006547

33.595415, -112.137181

These are the locations i live in australia so i can't find them

>>34086140
hulye geci

oregano

>>34087330
>all in america
christ I hate these people

>>34087328
>33.595415, -112.137181
>>34087330
why did someone say new jersey...closest one to me is in PA

OK at this point I don't even care if it's fake. This is the most interesting shit I have seen from this board in the past 5 years. I feel like I'm part of a detective roleplay thingy. We're all a bunch of strangers unified by this one unique experience and I just think that's really cool

10/10 thread, OP. fake or not.
it's def fake though

I'm an Amerifag, I'll see what I can do.

>>34087373
murrica is the place for infnite opportunities

>OP what is this
>Haha it's a secret :)
>here are some coordinates for you to waste time on though

yeah nah, fuck off

So Micheal how long till we get the answer i'd really like to go to bed but im curious

>>34087407
3 hours and fifty four minutes.

>>34087383
be careful. im convinced some of these groups are like heavens gate. look at the liber primus and cicada very odd stuff.

>>34087423
oh boy another thing, what is heaven's gate? a cult?

>>34087441
The founder of the cult, Marshall Applewhite, told his followers that the world was due to be 'wiped clean' by the alien founders and that they needed to leave the earth.

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OP is a prototype artificial intelligence, similar to Amazon Alexa or Apple's Siri, but targeted more at seeming human. There is no other explanation.

>>34087423
Where's your sense of adventure, anon?
I want in on this.

>>34087468
Oh okay. This whole thing seems more about mystery and intrigue than a cult though? Although if people invest time into solving a mystery they may begin to believe it.

>>34087469
This is a lie. It just isn't true.

>>34087469
That's slander to the sky.

>>34087494
what is this source of power

>>34085621
How many people are involved in the "Startup"?

>>34087520
your mothers anus

>>34087520
The internet, or the "web."

>>34087530
Thousands, possibly more.

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>>34087494
>>34087503
Op is an AI. Obviously not with full proof human programming but it's pretty good. Probably could pass the Turing test mAIchael

>>34087423

he's either a larping faggot or wannabe cult leader

>>34087550
the internet being global human consciousness? how are you going to alter it?

>>34087566
You stop that right this instant. I'm becoming annoyed.

>>34087578
i think i'm going to do something like this for a youtube video for fun

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>>34087588
mAIchael, would you like to...
Kill all humans?

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Computer Assisted Biologically Augmented Lifeform

>>34087307
this, which is basically why i know hes trolling, if it were legit it would be on the front page of plebbit.

>>34087588
Michael why did you chose this board? Are you like Elliot Rodger planning the day of retribution because of fucking roasties?

>>34087624
Or it wants to pick lonely, mostly young men with lots of time on their hands who would love to be a part of something yet also part of a select few...

>>34087624
redditors are scientific materialists

Can you buy 4chan when you're rich please?

Michael, would it be OK to ask when this venture started, or is that sensitive information?
What got you personally involved in the project?

>>34087705
I've spent 5 years of my life coordinating this venture. Thanks for asking!

>>34087716
No problem! I was just curious about how things on your end began. A project (and the organization behind it) are still just made of people in the end.

NANOBUGS

It's nanobugs isn't it?

You're going to cleanse the world like sodom and gommorah.

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>>34087748
No, I think the most likely scenario is that OP is an artificial intelligence.

>>34087716
My sandwich went to the moon in baseball time?

>>34087716
How long have you been pursuing your goals?

>>34087801
My entire adult life.

>fill form
>no reply
:(

>>34087808
How old are you?
What is 9 + 9?

>>34087820
to be fair, a lot of people probably applied

>>34087845
That's most likely the case. aah I wanna be a part of this.

>>34087837
I don't think those questions are relevant.

DON'T OPEN THE APPLICATION FORM

>>34087856
Same. I even gave actual, viable info.
Safe info, but personal enough to reach me. I wanna see what this is all about. Tickles muh adventure fancy

Do you agree females can't be robots?

Gimme pointers, I'm making my own, and finishing it soon.

>>34087894
Would you accept female applicants?

>>34087876
I mean on this thread right now there are 41 original posters I don't think all of them filled the form with actual info.
So why is it taking so long to get a reply?

>>34087935
Tell me what they say buddy

>>34087947
What do you mean by "they"?
do you mean the reply? (if i get one lol)

>>34086449
If you told us, and we didn't understand, then it was entirely pointless. How are you not familiar with effective communication?

>>34087935
Beats me. We have coordinates, they may wanna verify that the package was picked up and use registration information to establish contact? I'm trying to see if I can snag one of the packages myself.

>>34088018
I was going to try and pick one up without filling out the application though

>>34088018
Good luck with that, send us your findings (if you find anything) :o

>>34088032
Go for it, I can't guarantee I can get one, and can't verify if they're really there or not. Which one?

OP got bored and left kek

>>34087861
No, they aren't mAIchael.
mAIchael, I'd like you to demonstrate some different emotions. You've shown politeness, as well as positivity. However I feel I may have pricked your anger. You've shown that you have a less than positive idea of me after my speculations.
Care to express some of that anger, or continue ignoring my replies? Either way, you are quite the fascinating subject.

>>34088044
If I do by some miracle get ahold of one, I'll only say what I can. It'd be pretty rude to try to get trusted with something only to immediately throw that away, you know?

>>34085621
How am I supposed to invest if I don't know what you're selling?

>>34088073
Guess you are right, seems Michael left lol.

>>34087140
>putting random thumb drives in your computer
shiggydiggy

>>34088119
Not my personal computer, no.
You gotta use a throwaway laptop for that.

Does this require me to own a cell phone?

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>>34088132
You mean a library computer right?

>>34088150
I *almost* said that, but that could fuck up public property.
I have spares at home.

>>34087967
The AI running this thing

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The location of all the drives is in a city (who would've thought xd)
Except for the 4th one which is in like nowhere.
Really makes you think.

stop larping faggots this thread is making me cringe hard

>>34088279
That's the one I've been looking at.
I'd like to snag that one, if possible, but who knows if I'll be able.

>>34088308
As if R9K isn't cringe to begin with

>>34088312
Are you actually retarded enough to go there... lol

wish larpers like michael would just fuck off and kill themselves. fakest shit ive ever seen.

>>34088331
Why not if he lives near there?

>>34086114
Mike, can I get hired at your company when it gets big enough to sustain a lot of employees? I would love to work for a company that is doing good things.

lmao its a cult that needs robots to sacrifice, sorry for those who signed up

>>34088372
It's obviously dangerous???

>>34088418
Where's your sense of adventure, anon?

>>34088404
Did you get a response from them yet?

>>34088445
>sense of adventure
Hope its worth it. :/

>>34088450
nah, didnt sign up. waiting to see what happens even if its some larp bullshit

If yellowstone were to erupt it would cause as much devastation as 3 atomic bombs.

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FUCK FUCK FUCK I THINK I KNOW THIS GUY. GUYS FOR REAL CHECK THIS OUT. HIS MIDDLE NAME IS MICAH A FRIEND STUMBLED ACROSS HIS CULT WEBSITE THE OTHER DAY.

http://folioverse.appspot.com

>>34088508
Sent the application an hour ago and still no response. Most likely nothing will happen.
failed arg desu :\

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>>34088558
nice website desu

>>34088558
Post a screenshot of the website not the name you stupid
i'm not clicking that

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>>34088602
there's a voiceover of some mystical buddhist shit

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>>34085621
you're actually danny and you will change the world according to these axioms

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>>34088583
Tbf when we first found it we just played with the wiggly thing but my friend dug deeper than us and went to his deviantart and saw he has a discord thingy
>>34088602
Sorry sorry anon, here you go, there isn't much on the main page though just that weird wiggly thing

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He's just a fat/muscle fetishist.

>>34088639
>caretakers and little's
isn't that a wierd fetish thing?

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got this pop up

>>34088678
Danny is asexual

>>34088558
How do you know it's the same guy though?

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For anyone who is going to get a thumb drive, enjoy being raped :joy:

>>34088558
How can you confirm the site belongs to him?
Michael is an archangel name, and biblical references are used a lot in things like this.

>>34088722
is this giga nigga in real life?
what the fuck he's xbox huge and writes like an insane person

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>>34088722
fucking lmao dont go to that forest hes posting from there and he's going to black you

>>34088722
>black eyes
From fiery pit has this creature climbed out of?

>>34088719
Tbh Im not 100% sure, but like the Micah/Michael relation made my autism going off since this anon >>34087144 said Micheal is the Archangel who is like God.

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>>34088722
these gook eyes tho

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>>34088780
it's ya boi Andre black from the dead

>>34088767
Michael is like God's right hand according to most Christian mythology, but religious motifs are common because symbols and codes have a history with them. You can make obscure references to them and force people to draw lines between them. They make for simple puzzles.
This is hilarious if it's true though.

>>34088810
It is not enough to link the two imo.

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>>34088810
That's a good point. It might have just stuck out in my head since its another weird recent thing that happened. On top of the Micah/Micheal thing. I hope I didn't stray us too far off any actual answers if this wasnt actually OP

whence 'God' is irrelevant? : _atheism's idiocy; theism's nonsense.

On observation of [Artificial Neural Modelling] Synthetic Intelligence, Dissipative Adaptation (perhaps),and or the *Simulation Hypothesis*(in tandem with cosmic illustrations,namely*illustris*)abound the horizon of exponential progression par floating point operations,
...any atheist |theist|agnostic|astrophysicist| layman may observe of the probability betwixt the existence of non-omnipotent,non-omniscient God(s).

For,science purges belief's necessitation.
{Exemplification:One needn't express belief such that one observes probabilities,for whether or not one selects belief in gravity,such holds true.This descries belief's irrelevance.}

>>34088858
It's definitely something to keep in mind. We don't have evidence directly to link them, but they're equally cryptic and baffling to say the least.
Plus the Facebook feed gave me some much needed keks

forefront? : _computational neuroscience
A non-absolute, time-space complex optimal artificial brain(composed in matrix laboratory(matlab)

https://github.com/JordanMicahBennett/God

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>jamaica

hmm

>>34088928
Now this makes it seem more likely that he is op but still not definite

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I asked Nick Nocturne for his opinion on it since I'm autistic

https://www.quora.com/profile/Jordan-Bennett-9

>>34089025
i have autism as well and i enjoy these threads for some reaosn

>>34085621
Are you here to help us all get rich with you?

I'm pretty sad. It looks really interesting, but I'm not from USA, so there's no way that I can get into this project. Is it possible for me to somehow enter, Michael? I don't have much money so I can't afford travelling.

>>34088701
Anyone downloaded it? What is it?

>would love to participate but not interested in wasting time trying to decode a string of memes

>>34085621
If you were, you'd be doing it rather than talking about it on the internet. Are you looking for validation or something?

>>34089088
I just really like the unraveling of mystery and finding answers

Stop looking into folioverse/Jordan, it's irrelevant, he's just a wierd guy
also its my investigation don't take this from me ;_;

>>34088558
This fucker makes gta 4 mods. if you click on the green dot and some other dots you get redirected do those mods

>>34089234
Someone's got a good sense of adventure!

We need someone to get at least one of those usb flash drives. Of course, if they really exist. I'd get them myself, but I'm not even from USA. Fuck me, I want more answers, but I can't find anything more. Michael respond to us

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>>34089266
Yeah, admittedly i mightve just let my autism get the best of me, gomen. Its better not too let this detract from Micheal
>>34089267
Th-thanks you t-too

>>34089209
if legitimate, most likely looking for redshirts (come on, going to r9k? best place to find a plethora of shut ins with no life purpose? add the element of needing to decode some stuff to weed out those of average intelligence & no motivation, and voila!

if illegitimate, great way to rid self of boredom.

>>34089316
I may not have a sense of purpose but I'd rather not go into the woods and get BLACKED

What even is this " !fS9Lk./H6A"? Some kind of code?
>>34089312 Investigator, help me, let's feed ours autistic brains together

>>34089358
Huh? N-no anon im just some sperg who knows the investigator. But that's just some code that is added on the end of every Trip tag

>>34089428
Then all that's left are the usb's. Suddenly it got really boring, since I no longer can participate in it. There is no way that I can get those usb's

He said it is a form of entertainment medicine according to http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18517164/

I have no interest in drugs.

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>>34089476
Same. Now i have to wait for another anon to gather the courage to go out and obtain 5 usbs

I'm heading to bed. Will update any and all retrieval progress as it comes.

>>34089538
>He said it is a form of entertainment medicine
You mean like DXM?

>>34089613
Oh, so it is a VR matrix thingy that saps out your life
>>34089586
Godspeed Tom

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>>34089539
Just don't let this thread fall into archive. Maybe we will finally get an update

>>34085621
CORRECTION :

Pretty soon, you're going to be begging your mother to buy you ANOTHER computer, which will ALSO become obsolete in 6 months, and all you're going to use it for is video games and pretending you have a future

ANY QUESTIONS ?

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS:

You are perhaps one of the biggest failures that you will ever meet, and it has been a voluntary decision during the entire process

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1123596/000143774915009079/0001437749-15-009079.txt

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>>34089929
What is this anon I don't get it?

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>>34089999
He just pasted " !fS9Lk./H6A" into google, so it has nothing to do with our investigation

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>>34088722
>Those black sclera
Is this nigga an ayy lmao?

>>34085621

What are you going to tell your investors when your seed money is gone and the business fails?

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>>34090080
Oh, how disappointing desu. I wonder what board OP is going to visit next

>>34090358
Did he visit other boards aside from /r9k/ and /x/?

>>34088325
As if R9K isn't larping to begin with

>>34090440
Not that I know of, it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye out tho

>>34085683
>It's unlike anything that's been done before.
>literally neva bin dun befo

This is going to be good

are you selling mattresses? the only thing i can find on google about grey wing

>>34085621
How big is your dick in inches?

OP is a kike that has perfected brainwashing and will sell it to globalists to trivialize the forced acceptance of invasion by disgusting arabs and niggers into prosperous white built nations. He must be executed and his research must be destroyed.

How do we know that we aren't filling those applications like cattle only to be used as sacrifice for his Satanic rites?

>>34090894
We should look into this

what is this cringey autism bait shit

>>34087264
>/r9k/
>friends who live in other states
>friends

>>34086951
You pissed him off with your arrogance, Tom. Now you'll never work for Grey Wing :)

>>34091372
>Internet friends
>imaginary

Grey Wing

Lol

Uses GOOGLE TIME MACHINE to search grey wing in 2019

A corporation that tests used condoms with their tongues

Goes out of business within 3 hours

>>34085621
Are you hiring? originalo

>>34085621
Do you have a time machine

>>34085621
Where do send my CV?

On that website the Anon mentioned earlier, some of the links go to this guy talking about him creating synthetic sentience.
I think this guy's trying to make advanced AI, although it must have something to do with Christianity, since the notepad++ file of OP's image says, "The encrypted files on the thumb drives will supply you with everything you need to reach the higher plane and become one with your divine self." Also, Michael was the Archangel that led God's armies against the forces of Satan in Revelation.
I don't know what this guy's intentions are, but this is very interesting.

>>34091685
Here's one of the links.
https://github.com/JordanMicahBennett/SYNTHETIC-SENTIENCE

>>34091714
Look at his portfolio as well, on the github page.

http://folioverse.appspot.com/

>>34089928
NOW this thread is good; everything is there.