/britfeel/

>>34087888
your thread is fucking shit, you fucked it up like you do everything in your life, why are you such an autistic failure?

First for wanting to kill yourself every waking moment at work

Any of you lads ever taken quetiapine or omeprazole?

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>>34087906
I'm really originally sorry anon

>>34087888
but nice trips tho

>>34087906
Don't be so mean anon they specifically told us not to bully them. Come on man.

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slept for 16hours, feeling like absoloute shit, basically a full wasted day (wouldn't have done anything when I was awake anyway but oh well)

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>>34087888
Nice 'thread', dorkface

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>be me
>be bonsai
>waiting for these feels to end
>so the lighter days can soon begin
>be more alone but more carefree
>like a kite that floats effortlessly
>be afraid to be alone
>no one to listen to my monotone
>be scared thats how it'll always be
>all these posts that do not see
>how can there be so many problems
>how can this be
>so many loveless empty hands
>so many hearts in great demand
>out of frustration grows plans
>i'm taken by these bolts of pain
>no fucking way we'er all the same
>authenticating reciprocating feels in the love game
>be turning these feels off and tucking them away
>smoking the herb every single day
>until the rainy days make them stay
>be thoughts that echo through everyday
>I don't think they will ever go away
>can't go back we're on our own
>i'll just sit and stare at the deep blue walls
>until i can see nothing at all
>only particles
>some fast
>some slow
>all my eyes can see is all i know
>today I see snow
>https://youtu.be/OiBoeXI-R9k

ICE CREAM BEEF?

Ice cream beef makes your teeth go grey

just got woke up by someone hammering the down stairs neighbors front door.

why can't people use door bells?

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We are all in danger.

An ancient evil has awoken.

We are all doomed.

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>>34087906
No bully mate, it's his first time, constructive criticism only please.

Here is a more up to date OP image for next time OP.

>>34087888

>no kay

You fucked up.

>>34088076
why don't you homo faggots get a room, cuse you're both so gaaaaaaay

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>tfw want a nice big corner desk, big enough for two monitors, mouse and keyboard etc
>also want a new comfy computer chair

Any recommendations? I'm a NEET so I can't afford to spend 200 pounds on a desk or whatever.

I'd be open to any kind of desk but I assumed a corner desk would be the most comfy and efficient, especially since I plan on getting a second monitor.

>>34088112
neets don't deserve nice things

Just accidentally searched for hsg on /r9k/, my brain is turning to mush.

>>34087913
Anyone? Come on you degenerates.

>>34088112
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Songmics-L-Shaped-Computer-Workstation-Keyboard-x/dp/B0152XTOFQ

>>34088154
What the fuck is hsg and why do I assume that it is a medical procedure?

>>34088188
it's the hearthstone general on /vg/

>>34088112

>Having your back to the room

I can't do it

How much is a hooker, lads? I am tired of virginity.

>>34088186
Is it normal to have your keyboard and mouse at different elevations? Seems a bit weird to me

>>34088246
depends
have a look on adultwork or vivastreet and find someone in your area
(also maybe check out ukpunting for some advice/stuff)

>>34088246
Varies lad.

In my town apparently you can grab a wank and suck for 20 bong, less if you haggle, though that is from crack whores.

Decent fuck with a decent hooker is going to set you back a couple of hundred bong minimum,

For your first time go middle of the road. Go on adultwork and find someone local with good reviews.

You should see the state of some of them though, choose carefully.

for a bit of a giggle i'm going to search in my town and find some dumb shit that they say for you lads. give us 2 ticks

i stayed up till 5am listening to disneys songs last night lads

>>34088319

I did that and found a fb friend of a friend

Fs just want someone to drink at a pub and the only person I know doesn't drink

Got my 6 month job centre interview today. Its gonna be a fucking nightmare I know it.

>>34088319
>I am sexy and beutiful young girl who like to experence new things all the time and i think this is the way to do it and get paid witch is great. cum see me hun for the best time of ur life

I am almost positive that sex with her would be awful.

>>34088346
I'm going to have a careful look and see if I know anyone.

>>34088358
why don't you just drink the same drink at home for a fraction of the price?

24 and have never had a job lads, never claimed bennies either

wew

watching shawshank lads

the scene with brooks at the halfway house makes me cry tbqh

>>34088377
Live with parents so a bit shit

>>34088437
planning to do a PhD so don't have to work until i'm 25 and for it to be socially acceptable

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>>34088319
>>34088373

This one puts her age at 33, brags about being a
>published porn star on fake taxi and fake agent
and is asking 100 bong for half an hour with her

here is an excerpt of her profile

> I HAVE THE LONGEST TONED LEGS THAT LOOK GREAT IN HEELS SO IF YOUR A LEG MAN U DEFINATELY IN THE RIGHT PLACE

that thread last night was fucking schitz, shame my battery died just before the plot thickened

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Would you fuck a GILF?

>>34088475
>> I HAVE THE LONGEST TONED LEGS THAT LOOK GREAT IN HEELS SO IF YOUR A LEG MAN U DEFINATELY IN THE RIGHT PLACE
>picture from her waist up only

Hmm.

>>34088437
tfw never had a job, never claimed any bennies and papa pays for all my sky trips

ABOLISH THE MINIMUM WAGE

I WANT A JOB GODDAMN IT

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>>34088500
She has another, I'll go back and get it in a min and you can judge for yourself I just couldn't be bothered tbqhwy.

here's another one though, my new favourite.
>not currently working. Recovering from major hip socket reconstructive surgery

>>34088494
Is she on adult work? Sauce?

>>34088586
Good goy.

In an original way.

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>>34088500
literally the only pic of her legs lad

>>34088475
who the fuck would pay over 100? the most id spend is 50 for half an hour

>>34088475

She's a pornstar mate, you can't expect her to have a brain.

>>34088588
Holy shit those last two lines.

you take her out to a fancy restaurant and wine and dine her.
>Dinner was fantastic darling, the ambiance, the food, the wine.
>how about you shower up and we finish this date off properly?
>;)
>you jump in the shower, thinking of the classy, elegant coitus that is about to happen
>you step out and walk back into the bedroom
>ALRIGHT SWEETHART, YOU FANCY A NOICE OILY TITWANK AND CUMMIN' ON ME FAT TITS?

>>34088621
The minimum wage is integral to the Jewish agenda

It is the basis of the entire argument for flooding in western countries with shitstains (they work for less than the minimum wage).

If there was no minimum wage it would be easier for whites to live and propagate.

kek was just speaking to a slapper on adultwork and she said that she charges an extra 40 quid if you want to jizz in her mouth

>>34088620
No just a random picture sorry.

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>>34088729

Your brain clearly doesn't work, perhaps you'd like to donate the rest of your body to people who can better use your other organs?

>>34088784
Not an argument.

Original burn

>>34088729

Yes, earning even less in a country where 16 million people have less than 100 pounds in savings would solve a lot.

>>34088823

I can't really argue with made up nonsense. It's like trying to wrestle a cloud.

If you really think the minimum wage is such a bad thing, why haven't you moved to a country with a much lower minimum wage?

>>34088861
Aggregate earnings would go up if there was no minimum wage.

Employment would be greatly increased. The minimum wage fundamentally disadvantages british-born workers and a huge swathe of the population is out of work hence.

>>34088911

Is your name Baron von Evil?

>>34088901
Why would I do that?

I want to see my country do better by stripping away government regulation

i just want a fight lads, i want a fucking fight i want to punch someone in the head and get punched back

any of you lads know how to repair a broken desk chair? keeps sinking down with out pulling the lever
>inb4 lose weight

>>34089185

Put a box under it

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>>34089162
but anon that would hurt!

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oooo eee,
my tummy sure does feel funny,
feels like hurts

>>34089185
buy a new one lad, next time get one you can lock into position. I got a real comfy leather one from the british heart foundation charity shop for 20 quid that has a lock on it, worth it.

>>34089277
>Buying a second hand chair when for all you know someone could have jacked off a 1000 times in it

>>34089277
got this one from charity shop, seemed fine at first, now I know why the got rid of it

>>34089308
It was pristine when I got it and brown leather so wipeable. I've actually used it more than the previous owner as Ive now worn the arms in.

>>34089185
Get a new one from Viking Direct. Very cheap and good value.

>>34089185

Buy a replacement gas lift, cheaper than buying a new chair.

>>34089334
the cheapest one is 159 quid lad, thats 120 more than i'd pay for a desk chair

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Oh god lads its happening!

http://www.techtimes.com/articles/192407/20170112/vampire-bats-in-brazil-now-start-to-feed-on-human-blood-at-night.htm

>>34089430
Our bats are nice, they won't succ us.

>>34089394

How fucking fat are you?

I use a plastic armchair that cost 15 quid and its comfy as fuck

so nudey and cold laddus

>>34089479
fuck off pleb, lawn furniture is never comfy

Titanfall 2 is a good game lads

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Anyone wish they lived in Australia instead?

>>34089545

Gods no.

>>34089545
>stupidly hot
>shit internet
>spooky bugs

No thanks

>>34089600
>10 minutes to buffer a youtube video
>So many deadly creatures that they tell you to check your shoes before putting them on in case there is a deadly spider inside
>hot as balls
get stabbed by methed up abbos
>literal country full of chads making me feel even more worthlessm than I do already

no ta pal

>>34089616
the internet is shit but their climate is nice unless you go to the desert or something

I just want room and scenery, England is too urbanized with nothing but roads and houses everywhere. also damp and depressing

>>34089644
shitty internet sounds like going back to 2004 sounds tempting lad

>>34089545
I wanna live in Britain, but with coastal Californian weather

Fuck this greyness

>>34089676
sounds like you live in a town, sucks for you lad lel

>>34089678
Elliot please leave the thread

>>34089676
>England is too urbanized with nothing but roads and houses everywhere

Stop living in Bradford then or whatever city you're in, there's plenty of comfy towns and villages all over the country.

>>34089545
I want to move to russia

>>34089545
>implying I want to end up in some crocodile's belly

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oh god it really is happening!!

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/753413/Jaywick-Clacton-on-Sea-evacuated-Essex-flooding-weather-UK

>>34089801
ew why? literally nothing would be lost if they all drowned

i could probably become a full blown normie but i know i would become degenerate and stupid if i did. is it worth?

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>>34089834
How degenerate in total do ya reckon?

>>34089834
youre only going to kill yourself once you realise you cant be with your waifu if you stay here, i say go for it lad

made a cuppa with gone off milks, aint so bad i guess

>>34089849
>How degenerate in total do ya reckon?

like going to town at least once a week, probably taking drugs, suffering with insomnia, not spending any free time improving myself, talking shit all the time.

>>34089854
im like a half normie atm. i have normie friends but i only really speak to them sometimes. i sometimes date girls. my main group of friends are anti social.

i basically just want to socialise more with people but the average people here are too obsessed with meh clubbing or drugs

>>34089879
i know that feel lad, does it taste faintly like strawberries? always made my throat feel weird after

>>34088911
One. More. Hour.

Original death please.

>>34089886
Youre gunna end up doing drugs if you stay here anyway lad, you might as well do them with them

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Ghost mummy was a no show last night lads, still waiting in hope

just had a bad poo lads

looked like a little tiny bit of flesh came out onto the paper when wiping about the size of a pea

>>34089934
Probably an anal fissure or piles, lad.

Go and see your GP if it gets worse.

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Pirated the HemiSync audio files from pic related, trying to get an OBE out of it lads. Been pretty comfy so far.

Just woke up lads, it appears I've missed today's sun.

>>34089958
I read that as "The Normie Institute"

What the fuck is wrong with my brain?

>>34089971
I dunno lad, maybe you should masturbate to some incest porn to feel better.

>>34089966

i woke up about 20 minutes ago and noticed it was a nice looking day after the BBC promised us rain all day, theyre now promising light snow showers starting soon and lasting until 11pm(ish)...so looks like it wont snow either, im wounded

>>34089966
You didn't miss anything

nothing worse than someone interrupting you when you are having a shit

ruins it and I still need one fucks sake

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My first date ever went well and I didn't vomit on her.

>>34089907
What did he mean by this?

Originally curious

>>34090109
she fit lad? like well fit?

>>34090129
She's pretty average. I got a whole 2 hugs from her.

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Is it degenerate to bang a 60 year old lady?

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down,up meh,down
that's been my week far
post some qt waifus and cheer me up
i've still 4 and a half hours of slavery till i can go home and vent some frustration

>Get really bored.
>See I have DC Universe online.
>make tiny girl character
>get loads of help and free shit from desperate betas
>kind of shitty game, but I'm kicking arse at it.

>>34090145
shit lad, give me some more details, like her face is symmetrical? her hair colour? her tit size? can she see her own feet?

>>34090147
nah lad the old birds need a good fucking from young dick, they crave it mate

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>>34090109
>Implying you didn't vomit on her
>Implying she didn't like it

>>34090166
>like her face is symmetrical?
From what I could tell, yes
>her hair colour?
Brown with blue eyes
>her tit size?
I don't know these things, C maybe?
>can she see her own feet?
Yes

>>34090147

i almost had a 3some with 2 48 year olds once, well maybe thats going a bit far but one of them did sit on my knee and start flirting and asked me "would you pay money to watch me iron clothes" to which i sperged out a bit and replied "would you be clothed or naked?"

>>34090111
It was me accidently replying to a post and crawling through thw last hour of wage slavery.

>>34090198
what else happened?

>>34090198
This calls for a greentext story blud.

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>>34090148
Put this in me car a little while ago. Pretty happy and maybe I won't be so nervous when driving in traffic now.

How's the snow where you are lads?
>Kent
>Snow was forecast
>Instead it's pissing down with rain
Fuck this part of the country pisses me off sometimes.

>>34090215

she didnt take me being a complete sperglord as bad as i thought, she carried on sitting on my knee and we chatted shit, both the women were named Julie, they were out for Julies birthday, i never found out if the birthday "girl" was sitting on my knee though....anywho, she carried on sitting there and being slightly flirtatious until im rocking a semi, then Julie acted like she knew what Julie was upto, maybe she takes advantage of young men alot or something like that, but Julie who wasnt on my knee decided to get a taxi and take Julie home ASAP, effectively cock blocking me, had a good wank when i got home though. Its probably for the best, if i shagged a 48 year old woman i would have been pure dissapointment to her

>>34090250
>i would have been pure dissapointment to her

One night stands are for your pleasure, not the womans.

t. Guy who has fucked more cunts than cervical cancer

>>34090261

yea i suppose you have a point, i was 23 or 24 then, at that point id only had sex with one woman in my life, when first girlfriend i got when i was 21 and didnt really have the confidence for a one nighter or anything like that

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>>34090249
dude I thought the steering wheel on the wrong side was just a meme people used to make fun of you guys. holy shit

lads sometimes i get really hungry out of no where, like I'm fine then 20 minutes later i'm starving, hands shake a little, legs feel weak. i'm /diabetic/?

>>34090276
How you doing in regards to pussy now? Knee deep?

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Cheeky bit of snow all the way down on the south coast here, tiny bit of quasi happiness haha lads.
>>34090147
I lost my virginity to a 34 year old, i think i would bang a good looking 60 year old desu.
>>34090148
QTwaifu4me

>>34090249
>Want to order a qt katyusha keychain like this
>The only one on amiami she's stuck with Nonna

I'm not going to spend 15bong just to be cucked by a lesbian

>>34090297

im not exactly rolling in skirt but im pretty regularly seeing a skitzophrenic pole dancer for sex, and im not memeing or joking before anyone asks, thats all true, shes just such a mentalist that she cant do any better than me

>>34090250
fuckk desu you should have cheekily told other julie to stay out of it.

older women are my fetish. I always wanted to bang my 36 yr old manager at my old job cuz she's playful, bubbly and also a massive loner but i was never man enough

>>34090331
No, she can't do any better than you. You're a fucking legend and make sure she knows it.

>>34090315
>>amiami
That's where I got mine from. Was pretty impressed with how cheap shipping was.

Hope you find a decent one of your waifu mate.

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>me and lots of people I know are locked in the swimming baths
>forced to sleep under a massive blanket at the side of the pool
>my childhood crush was there too
>we could go anywhere we wanted but couldn't go outside as the locked doors were bullet proof
>me and crush kept kissing
>finally had enough of being stuck
>make everyone crawl towards the door under the blanket like a human centipede
>use my finger magic to break the glass
>its tough but eventually it breaks
>wolf shows up in the lobby and attacks cusion
>kill it
>me and crush get everyone out
>go in for the kiss
>wake up

Why do we have the most bizarre dreams about people we haven't seen in decades?

>>34090354

well thanks, anon, im not sure if thats sarcasm or not but ill take it

>>34090373
Its not sarcasm. Its advice from an old fuck.

>>34090365
im guessing it correlates with some savior complex or some shit

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>finally snowing

comfy, have a great nightwalk later

>>34090365
>cusion
God dammit I mean't cousin.

>>34090404
Yeah I guess that could be it, I never got to experience anything like that IRL. Its always been other people experiencing that but never me.

>>34090447

oh you lucky fucker, night walks in the snow are second to none, hoping we get some here too, just incase we dont, do me a favour and bring back one or two pics for your friend, anon?

>>34090447
Where abouts are you lad? All clear in Shrewsbury right now but its suddenly gone really cold.

>>34090447
Pretty nice lad.

Planning on going on a nightwalk myself after This Week. Unfortunately no snow though.

>>34090473
up in scotland lad

>>34090494
Oh that explains it then, down here its been quite a mild winter desu.

>>34090307
>I lost my virginity to a 34 year old

How old were you at the time lad?

>>34090365
I had a dream where I was in bed and some big black claw came out from under the bed, and it held my hand.

Fucking weird.

>>34090579
it happened very recently, 22.

>>34090307
How did end up fucking a 34 year old I am 22 and a virgin as well

>>34090582
Did you think it was real after waking up too? You know that feeling you get like its the end of the world after a fucked up dream?

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cyanide arrived today lads, 4 capsules

not sure how many is a lethal dose so better make it minimum 2

rolling for
dubs i take 2
trips i take 3
quads i take 4

pic related, going the way of my husbando

>>34090682
Why you killing yourself?

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>>34090148
You can make it lad, i believe in you.

>>34090249
Exactly the same here in South Wales mate, at least the rain has stopped now.

>>34090682
Why not just take all 4 just to make sure you die

>>34090682
why not take em all? what are you saving them for?

>>34090682
>Putting your mummy through the pain of burying her own child.

Selfish 2bh.

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>>34090148
Cheer up lad. It's only for the rest of your life, right?

>>34090663
not too sure, got dragged out for a uni social at the start of my masters degree, and ended up with a small bunch in a nice pub instead of jesters etc. got wasted on one and a half pints because I don't drink and she seemed to be talking to me. ended up at her place which was awkward as fuck because she had a sleeping 5 year old kid, but i had awkward sex and went home. she was not a 10/10 or anything don't make this better in your head than it was in reality.

>>34090692
why not

>>34090704
>>34090711
i'm pretty sure even 1 would kill me, i just wanted Kek to decide my fate

>>34090721
i'm going to pay for my own funeral lad

>>34090682
>death by cyanide
it's like you want one of the most painful deaths

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>>34090148

Prospective tenants coming to view my flat in 25 minutes

I'll be ready for them

My crush in secondary school now has a 2 year old kid to a dick head chav.

She got another guy before I could ask her out. It broke me inside. She then cheated on him with said chav 3 years ago.

Glad I dodged that boat.

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lads im moving to japan can i still post in britfeel when i get there or do i need to find a jpfeel on a jap site?

>>34090682
>having cyanide mailed to you

wtf?

>>34090815
>Abandoning Queen and country to go live with tiny yellow people.

Get out.

>>34090819
you can make it at home if you know what you're doing

>>34090682

are they from the dark web? ive been considering suicide for a few months now, like seriously considering it but ive just never thought about cyanide, thanks for opening my eyes, me ol' m8

>>34090786
i've tried a lot of other things, at least cyanide should actually work

>>34090819
marketplaces

>>34090840
it's also in apple seeds

>>34090815
Why would you move to Japan?

it's a bit grim

>>34090761
Don't do it anon. You can make your life better.

Believe in yourself!

Never driven in snow before

Any advice?

>>34090904

first gear, high revs, lots of clutch

>>34090904
Stay at home and crank the heating up.

>>34088076
its a ruse, its not his first time, he just intentionally uses the old image.

>>34087888
fuck you op

>>34090904
Wear no shoes or socks, it helps judge how much pressure you should apply to the accelerator and brakes.

Also post pics

>>34090863
going to live on friends farm

should be maximum comfy. good work for good wages and finally being able to get a doggo of my own. worst case i can live there and do the normie ALT route since i got a degree

>>34090798
why not have exhentai up and your dragon dildos placed about, would be great banter hahaha.

>>34090682
Make sure to have an empty stomach before taking them.

>>34090964
>living on a farm in japan
What on earth are you playing at?

saw someone from school today.

said hi.

then realized I had nothing to say to them and left.

>>34090904
Double your braking distance to 8 seconds and keep in a low gear.

>2nd day of nofap because of ball pain
>urge to fap is very strong
>cock is itching to be played with

I can't take it anymore.

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>>34091025
>mfw I truanted so much that nobody from school will remember me

Sadly, this comes at a cost because I'm fucking stupid now.

>>34091081
>>cock is itching to be played with

Let me play with it lad ;)

>>34091081
Nofap is stupid unless you have a porn addiction.

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Best brit-tan
>eccentric
>narcissistic
>acts like a bitch because she is scared
>actually really nice girl
>she can't trust anybody because "they are all after my wealth and nothing else"
>can't cook
>is tsundere as fuck and leaves the EU
>implying I will ever stop loving her and only her
>best girl ever
I love you

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>>34091025
>tfw completely unrecognisable from what I looked like at school

thank god

>>34091104
>Can't cook

yep, she's a proper brit alright.

>>34091119
same, they didn't even know who I was. which was quite nice actually. means no one from my past will hopefully recognize me.

>>34091104
>>34091133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwznJ2ilpsE

my girl can cook.

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is there a good site for downloading or viewing book pdfs?

I'm struggling to find a PDF for some books i want and the majority of sites from google look extremely shady

>>34091157
thats a blatant lie

>>34091159
http://bookzz.org/

This is what I use, what you planning on reading lad?

>>34091159

#bookz on Undernet?

bl0c

>>34091159
>Reading

What are you, a fucking nerd or something? Give me your dinner money, twerp.

first time back on here in about 5-6 months, just thought i'd check in and to no surprise you're all still wallowing in self pity
you know that being on this board makes your mental health a million times worse, you actually start to believe that everyone in the world are horrible chads or roasties who will beat the shit out of you at any given second, i've never felt better since leaving and i struggle to relate to the toxic thats posted on here anymore, please just leave

it's not good for you lads, i worry about you all

>>34091221
and who are you talking to?

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somebody spray painted "I, Daniel Blake" on the wall of the job centre a few weeks back

>>34091221
What did he mean by this? So deep.

>>34091171
You better not be making fun of mai Kay

>>34091207
I-i don't have any money but i could.. suck your dick.

I saw a tourettes guy and his tick was craig david.

>>34091221
That's nice, now bugger off back to /brit/.

>>34091221

>it's a failed normie thinks he's the only person to ever try and live a normal life episode

neck yourself

>>34091276
>I'm allergic to gluten, therefore I never recognise pasta when I see it

>>34091265
the entire bee movie expect everytime they say bee it plays the entire craig david discography

>>34091283
>Food analogy

Really tickles my synapses.

>>34091159
Speaking of books im looking for reccomendations

I like horror stories where a group of people are isolated somewhere and have to deal with a spoopy monster attack and things like that
Any suggestions?

>>34091287
that might just be crazy enough to potato.

apparently not an original comment.

>>34090964

How good is your Japanese?

>>34091190
bitter harvest the great betrayal

>>34091344
>is the autobiography of Ian Smith, the last Prime Minister of Rhodesia

Stop with this Rhodesia obssesion.

>>34090798
best hide the loli doujins and cum socks

>>34091242
>>34091257
its some advice for all of you, it doesn't matter how well you think you are but constantly being exposed to this sort of shit is really not good for you, i'm just glad i found that out when i did else i'd probably still be projecting my hatred for myself like the rest of this board

>>34091272
i don't really use any boards anymore, after a 10 year stint since I was 13 i've realised that the world isn't as horrible or terrifying as i'd convinced myself it was
although, using /brit/ was actually my first step to 'recovery' after using r9k religiously, i started to feel more normal in the head until eventually i didn't even need that

>>34091276
i don't feel the need to neck myself anymore lad, although if you'd made that dig at me a few months back i'd have probably sat and had a little fantasy about doing it

anyway lads i've said my part, thanks for listening and please think about it, you're not as worthless as you think you are
adios amigos x

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>>34091363
>He doesn't love Rhodesia with every fiber of his being
Very unpatriotic

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>>34091157
I could tell by the thumbnail it was kay

can I get a medal/award or something

>>34091375

How dare you make such an accusation

Only degenerates fap into socks

>>34091390
>five minutes spare
>best go be a smarmy git to all my old friends

What a fagget.

>>34091390
You'll be back and you know it.

>using /brit/ was actually my first step to 'recovery'
Fucking JEJ.

>>34091411
i can give you something special if you want lad :^) i think you will enjoy it. a nice cuddle and comfy film to watch.

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Gunna try meditating lads, trying to contact ghost mummy. Not sure if it will go well, but hoping for the best.

Its one of those things you're supposed to keep doing so I guess it'll take time.

i did it lads, i wanked my self off to kays vanilla slice cooking video. shes proper ugly and i know most of you will be disgusted in me but i have a fetish for older/big women i was just thinking about how her fat tits would be smashing around if she was bouncing on my cock

fucking jizzed gallons (sorry if ur reading this lee)

>>34090365
Well last night I had a dream that a hamburger was eating ME!

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>>34091403
>Tfw not rhodesian

the 70's were cool as fuck

>>34091157
yummy yummy thankyou mummy

>>34091452
Just googled her. Jesus lad you're even wierder than those anime creeps.

>>34091452
I'm going to knock up a quick disposable google account and post this on Lee's most recent vlog video

>>34091452
I have the same fetish, I haven't jacked it to Kay though

>>34091469
>wait till terrorist fires rpg
>lads all turn their rpgs in his direction
oh lawd

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>>34091446
Please don't do that anon. I already have plans to do that with them and you're not cucking me.

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>still no snow
I WAS PROMISED NOW, GIVE IT TO ME NOW

>>34091452
This is heretical, delete this now!

>>34091490
>just found out lee has a vlog channel

watching some now, Kay seems happy in this video as people are approaching her asking for selfies and autographs

>>34091534
oh, okay lad, i will just pump and dump your slutty bf's boipucci and you can clean up for me.

>>34091549
It's just raining for me. Checked the weather forecast on monday and the snow has been pushed back from today till tomorrow

Just fucking shit thi sen lads.

>>34091452
Are you planning on making a cream pie with her?

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>>34091549
>mfw it's snowing where I am for the first time in years

Gotta love the south east.

>>34091340
N3 at best with some regional stuff from a few months spent in the village im moving to last year. been pushing the study into overdrive.

>>34091452
fucking hell lad, ur disgusting. dont ever talk about our kay like that again shes basically britfeels mummy

>>34090614
and was it a man or a woman?

Greentext pls

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>>34091534
this is accurate

and he looks very cute dressed as his waifu

>>34091653
whereabouts in the southeast? i'm in london and there's no snow here so far

>>34091006
worst case its a good story to tell

ive spent too much time being a sad cunt time to actually do something for once

>>34091517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSMgIDzbLW4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRu_4WbArVU

Do you post here Kieran and the brown lad?

also anyone near sheffield? you should head down to hillsborough and try get a picture with kay

>>34091689
hummm proofs??

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>>34091689
>>34091748
going to be also requesting proof on this one

>>34091716
actually better quality

intense as fuck
>That dudes leg hanging off after he gets shot by an FAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYoHWFoE9Q4

>>34091722
Off to stay with a mate for a couple of days in a couple of weeks and he lives near Hillsborough.

I'll try and scope out where she lives, but one council estate is pretty much identical to the next.

>>34091722
HI PEOPLE

AND TODAY WE'RE DOING MASHED SCOUSERS - MY WAY

>>34091699
East Grinstead.

It was quite heavy for about 20 minutes, now it's light.

Bored out of my mind lads. Gonna go on Omegle and see what's what.

What should I put my interests as?

>>34091901
kays cooking vids

was snowing here in Wiganland, just enough to dust the cars, hasnt settled on pavements or roads, hoping there will be more that settles so i can go for a comfy nightwalk through the snow later

>>34091794

You forgot how the start of every video is slightly cut off though.

It's "-I people an ahm back cookin', an todeh ahm gonna be cookin, ''''beans on toast'....?''''"

>>34091911
"kays good cooking"?

>Fell for the /brit/ meme

The threads go too fast and the references are alien to me.

>>34091656
That's pretty good lad. Your life sounds proper comfy desu.

who is this leafy fellow i keep hearing about?

>>34092025
>That's pretty good lad

Tbf, it's really not

>>34091986
that's funny, because the main reason /britfeel/ exists is because the other /brit/ threads on other boards go too fast

>>34092046
A teenager on youtube who gets views by calling over youtubers losers and trying to start shit with them

>>34092169
glad i didn't give the twat a click then, cheers lad.

>>34092046
A chin less poofter

>>34092025
n3 is like a year of diligent study so nothing special, aiming for that n1 15 point immigration bonus eventually

Anyone ever read Matthew Reilly?

No energy or motivation to wash or brush my teeth anymore. Think it's been a week

Tuck me in

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>Windows stops recognising my mouse and keyboard
>can't log in
>works just fine in UEFI
>can't get into so safe mode as a result
>have to make a new install USB on Gentoo

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>>34090148
Gonna have a cheeky glass of wine in the bath I think.

Only one day left, fellow slaves!

thinking about losing my virginity to prostitute, should I lads?

>>34092430
yeah sure, that's what my dad did when he was young

>>34092430
Make sure its a qt femboi one

Why is there a brit thread but not something like a canada thread or australia thead?

>>34092472
Feel free to make one

Good luck keeping it active though LOL

>>34087913

No, but I dispense them everyday, what's your problem?

>>34092448
and he ended up a robot son

>>34092472

Commonwealth bros and paddies are generally welcome in britfeel, no yanks though.

>2017
>still no virgin femboy BF to cosplay with and do lewd stuff with

>>34092508
Oh I'm not a robot.

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>>34092559
can i be a belligerent furry

>>34092571
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>>/normiebook/
fuckin do it

>>34092559
>Commonwealth bros and paddies are generally welcome in britfeel
No, they aren't welcome here.

PISSGATE: Investigators discover traumatised Russian prostitutes suffering from PTSD - Post Trump Sex Disorder.

>>34092656
he can't keep getting away with it, lad

>>34092422
>Gonna have a cheeky glass of wine in the bath I think.
are you a london or just a fag?

>see my dad struggling to pick something up
>go over to be unhelpful
>youre too weak
>he pauses for a millisecond and says
>what? im a fortnight?
>and starts gratuitously chuckling
>i have to leave because i cant see or hear anything other than his sense of self satisfaction


what is the scientific explanation behind dad jokes?

>>34092768
haha ur old man sounds like a right crack u puff ur just not banterlicious enough

>>34092768
You're old man is cooler than you anon, accept it.

>>34092768
>>i have to leave because i cant see or hear anything other than his sense of self satisfaction

>>34092768

They don't want to swear in front of their kids so the only other option is goofy shit.

>>34092768
Absolutely had off. Will anon ever recover.

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>>34092559
>>34092620
im getting mixed messages here

Boys, I'm taking a grill out to lunch at the weekend before we go out drinking. She's trying to limit her carbs so she doesn't want pizza. She said curry but you don't want to eat curry before an afternoon of drinking. What eother options are there?

ordered mummy to make tea 15 minutes ago and shes only now putting the kettle, what do?

>>34093118
you have to assert your dominance early, take her to pizza and say she can 'get some salad or some shit' also try to undermine her confidence by making her her think shes fat

>>34093169

I enjoyed this post, anon

It's OK, I'm actually taking her to the lunch because I feel weird about us fucking a couple of weeks ago and want to make sure we're still friends. Not trying to get into a relationship here. Just need ideas for the food.

>>34090729
yeah and knowing my luck i won't follow the family trend of dying of a stroke in my 40s
ah well nearly hometime :)

>>34093118
nah fuck the curry off. It will kill you off for the day and you'll be snoozing by 2pm.

Try a pub lunch maybe? It's casual and cosy and there is usually a salad option that sounds posh but is really just a bit of fish on lettuce and sprayed with oil. Problem is like 90% of places will pad your meal with carb stuff as a cheap way of making you feel full so for a pub lunch a salad is probably the only option.

Fuck it, just take her to the colonel. KFC is always a winner. Grab a bucket of chicken and some corn for her to nibble on, make sure you throw her some cotton since she wants to be a picky bitch

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>>34093118

> She's trying to limit her carbs so she doesn't want pizza.
> before we go out drinking

Women really make you think.

>>34093350
wine doesn't have many carbs

>>34093118
Tell her curry has lots of carbs in it

she's a dumb bitch from the sound of it so she'll believe you

>>34093381
it has a decent amount of calories, like 100 a glass or something

>>34093425
carbs =/= kcals

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>>34093350
>Land whale at my old job orders double servings of paninis with two sides of fries
>two deserts, cheesecake and some chocolate fudge
>Insists on a "diet coke"
>Smiles and the fat in her face folds somehow

it's fucking snowing lads
mr goystein will NOT be happy if his number 1 worker goy falls over and hurts his botty on the commut

>>34093473
Its been snowing all day up in Scotland really heavily, fucking blizzard tier

>>34093492
yeah but it's expected in Scotland

tfw "it doesn't snow round 'ere"

>>34093473

I left work early because there was going to be snow.

There was very little and now I have to say till 1830 tomorrow to make up the hours.

I wish I had realised much earlier in life how shit having a job would be, so I could have focussed on being self-employed somehow.

normies going mental over the snow, buses were rammed, supermarket was rammed

its just fucking sleeting and the streets are soaked so it wont stick

fucking southerners....

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>MFW computer dies on me

R.i.p len pc, you'll be missed.

How have you guys been today anyway? Hope you've had a great day today no matter what you've been up to!
Hope your computers don't turn in to ghost files like mine too.

>>34093599
certainly gets the cogs whirring

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Why did he stop making these /britfeel/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-bR_LgA4tI
Matt Berry+Bob Mortimer= best comedy writing

>>34093558
wales a shit

>>34093673
you want lad? literally on the other coast here

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>>34093628
>tfw I can't play MGSV because USBs stopped working
Hope you can diagnose your computer problems, lad. Also I drew this.

>>34093697
Please do one of monsoon

>>34093695
I'm just sayin that it's not snowing here, where I am, in wales, capisce?

Kinda horny tbqh lads, what do?

>>34087888
Drugtesting for welfare recipients when?

Get degenerates off my bux.

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>>34093719
I think I'll end up doing all of the bosses. Here's a Sam from the day before.

>>34093793
actually bad idea, bennies exist as a bribe to keep the scum from burglary

>>34093840
Scum are going to rob shit if they're capable of it.

Retarded people don't have a sense of self containment.

>>34093793
I actually wanna see a hidden cam show now where they go to the jobcentre and the person tells them about a new policy where they have to piss in a cup for testing now, would be bantz

>>34093864
self evident that more people who can't feed themselves will turn to crime, no two ways about it

>>34093840

doesn't stop them. they take your taxes then break into your house anyway

>>34093628
Rip, do you know what broke on it? are you going to buy a new one?

Took some shopping down to my 95year old nan, mindblowing to think she was an adult during WW2

>>34093697
how does that stop you playing? I'm sure I played MGSV with keyboard/mouse

>>34093943
My mouse and keyboard use USB. I can't even log in now. PS/2 doesn't work either.

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any normies here?

i wanna punch you

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>>34093976
Mummy May's keylogger must have a bug in it

>>34093985
>tfw no anime where the first episode is happy slice of life and then it turns dark as the qt little girls get drafted and have to fight in trenches

>>34094027
>tfw you will never play Call Of Duty - Tides Of Friendship with day 1 tactical shimapan DLC

>>34093976
oh yes your right they do, thats a brainfart by me

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>see this
>immediately get smug that roasties are having their whore lives trampled upon

I would've voted Trump just to see this happen desu.

POO POO, PEE PEE, ROASTIE KEEP THAT BAY-A-BEE

>>34093985
>tfw you'll never fight for the fatherland with anime qts

>>34094041
>tfw no World of Tanks type game based off Girls und Panzer