How many of you are indeed bitter virgins?

>>34103404
I dont know what Id be like if I had "regular sex." Probably pretty close to the same miserable person/

>>34103404
Isn't everyone on this board a bitter virgin?

I'm 26 and I'm bitter as fuck

You think we're just roleplaying here?

>>34103404
not so much bitter if i had money and lots of it i could probably do without the desire of human contact or a relationship

>>34103404
quite a few and you

I'm a bitter loser though

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>>34103404
This isnt true. It's just another excuse assholes give when they realize they are being assholes. Because a developmental and introspective experience requires a great deal of honesty, and normies live in constant denial of truth, especially when it comes to themselves.

>>34103828
I really thought r9k was an ironic board. I just dont believe a lot of the stories. It's too pathetic.

>>34103404

I'm a virgin but not bitter about it

>>34103404
post normie instagram OP I want to check out this turbo roastie.

>>34103866
Look guys, another normalfag tourist.

Don't stare too long faggot, you might just go blind.

>>34103866
Do you really find it so improbable that some people simply never find a woman willing to have sex with them.

>>34103901
Look I'm sorry man

>>34103903
Yeah a bit...

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there are people RIGHT NOW who wouldnt take an extremely passionate love over a sexual relationship just for social points
i wish I felt nothigng but the embrace of someone who felt an equal, impossible, passion for me, an inseparable, blind deaf and dumb love that was beyond that of primal and instead entered the realm of pure fantasy where no other factors could interfere with said love, the heart stopping feeling of looking into her eyes and knowing she was looking back with an equal passion, even if just the moment lasted a minute and stopped there it would feel like years of nothing but the connection of her and I and a dull ignorance of every other factor of life
i wish i was mad but i cannot feel such

Anyone can have sex. I'm more bitter about my small duck and the lack of confidence that comes from it.

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>>34103866
No. The only joke here is my existence.

>>34104003
>small duck

feed it more bread crumbs dumbass

>>34104033
God dammit, I thought I fixed it...
T.stupid phone poster

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>>34103936
>never heard of /tup/

I feel sorry for you.

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Why wouldn't I be bitter?

>Get kicked in the stomach by society over and over again
>Say something critical in response
>LOL Y U MAD FAGGOT LMAO BITTER MUCH?

i am one. more lonely than bitter.

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Haven't had sex since July of 2016 and honestly I think I'm going to explode

>>34103404
Not a virgin but currently single and bitter as fuck
>tfw valentines day is coming up

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>>34104083
>destroy the one part of my head that I like, my imagination by sticking a being in there
its all I have to go on why would I fuck it

>>34104223
>coming up

m8 it's like fucking over a month away. get out norman

>>34104178
Get the fuck out of here, normie. Fuck you.

>>34104223
fuck sake it's only just been christmas and her birthday before that. Just leave me alone g*d's chosen ones

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>>34103404
I am.

Life is good on most other fronts, but still a tinge bitter on that.

>>34103404
>had sex
Still cant stand women
>tall (6'1")
Hate when women make fun of men for there hight
>Rich
Hate when people put others down for not having money

I really dont understand myself tbqh famalama

>>34103404
I am. I wouldn't say I'm bitter though I don't feel much of anything.

If you're not a virgin though, and adult virginity is very clearly an incomprehensible shock to you, then why are you even here?

>>34103866
/r9k/ used to be somewhat post-ironic, now it's just sincere self-pity.

>>34104512
>now it's just sincere self-pity.

Holy crap it's self pity in ABUNDANCE. This is sad guys. How are you going to fix yourselves?

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>>34104223
>tfw valentines day is coming up

I secretly have two different gf's what do??

>>34104316
You probably at least know or understand what it feels like to be ridiculed for things you have little to no control over.

You're probably here for a reason.

>>34104556
Kill yourself do you don't have to burden the board with your piddly miniscule normalfaggot fucking problems.

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>>34104556
WOW you are scum I hope you cease to exist

>>34104676
I actually have a life and self respect so my problems are a shitton more important than yours m8

>>34104556
Fuck out of here Archie Comics.
Jughead>Betty>Veronica

>>34104541
>implying we want to

Years ago I was fine with it.

Now I'm starting to feel bitter about it at the age of 22.

It's only going to get worse.

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>>34104817
Jughead is so based

>>34104719
>>34104817
As long as they don't find out about each other they're having a great time and they tell me they love me everyday (once even at the same time, had a good kek at that text) so I don't see the problem. You both just jealous fags or something?

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>>34103404
Me, but I'm not bitter. I'm just waiting till marriage, so I can find the right man for me :)

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>>34103404
Indifferent, is the word, actually.

Women ignore me and I ignore them.

Used to be. Not anymore. The day I lost it was quite extraordinary. I didn't lose it to a prostitute like a loser would, nor to a one-night stand, like a degenerate. It was done out of love. At that point, I felt that I had finally reached normalcy. I felt....human. It was as if God had granted me permission to live life amongst people.
Then something else happened. A wall was wedged between me and who I once was. Despite being a bitter virgin, I was also this goofy, lovable guy who had ambitions and possessed a pure heart.
By all means, I am happier now than I was as a virgin, but sometimes, I miss some parts of my old self. Along with the ambitions, I also had a lot of hobbies and would spend hours reading or watching anime. I would even go for a swim, just because I felt like it. I took classes besides what was required of me.
Now I spend my days working or on my phone, hoping that one girl texts back eventually.
Although I have become happy, I feel like I lost a piece of myself.

>>34104541
I can't fix myself...I'm 5'6" and I look like a 16 year old, despite being 21. No girl in her right mind would be with me.

>>34104929
>>/lgbt/

fag


original

>>34104951
An 18 year old who's short and looks 14 might be.

>>34105091
I wouldn't be interested though

>>34105120
kek you're such a fag m8

>>34105120
There's your problem. Granted, we all deserve our perfect waifus, but if a decent looking chick is willing to suck you off, why refuse?

FYI, I am >>34104951 but I am not >>34105120

>>34105091
You very well may be right, but the odds are so heavily stacked against me that it's like "why even try?"

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>>34103866
GET OUT! FUCK OFF GO AWAY!

>>34105171
Because it's easier than you think.

>>34105157
doubt it'd feel good if i'm not interested. Think i'll just stick to my imagionation

>>34105197
Prove it, anon

originalo

>>34105171
I believe you.
Low self-esteem is quite the uphill battle. I'm not gonna tell you normie shit like "love yourself. Just be confident. ;)"
So I recommend that you try, anyway. I once got a job that I never thought I would get, and also a gf I never thought I would get.
Hell, I even had casual sex for the first time.
I thought I had to trick a girl into loving me.
My point is to try, anyway.

>>34105259
>just try
yeah thanks for nothing

>>34105280
Look dude, it's not like there's an instruction manual, or else everyone would be having sex by 16.
The learning process is painful and will make you want to die, but the fact that there's even a glimmer of a chance of making it makes it worth while.
I guess the first step would be to socialize, which sucks, because most people are boring and judgemental.

>>34105239
The only evidence I have is anecdotal. Anecdotal in that as a 5'6'' baby faced autist, this has worked for me.

I stopped worrying about the women who cared about my height. I had to keep telling myself over and over at its core, it's just incompatibility and its to my advantage to screen for these bitches and move on ASAP.

The more honest, open, vulnerable, and to the point I am with women, the easier it is to sift past the shit and find someone who likes me for me. The only hard part is getting my fucking head on straight. Accept my short comings. Swallow them like a pill. This taught me how.

https://www.docdroid.net/19VI4iX/models-mark-manson.pdf.html

>>34105259
Just wanted to point out that I'm not >>34105280
It's some fucking sperg idiot who keeps replying as if he were me

Anyways, my reply isn't going to be that much different, because the fact of the matter is, I HAVE tried. I've never had a gf for my whole life and I've been thinking for the past couple of years "Oh, maybe I'll get one soon", but all I do is disappoint myself. God must fucking hate me.

>>34103404
29 year old kissless virgin here. Going to die a virgin because the only women left my age are obese or single mothers. If was going to lose my virginity on backpage but that got taken down so now I guess celibacy is the only option.

>>34105367
>same reply as a sperg

lmao least i'm pretending.

>>34105367
My next bit of advice is to want something more than a gf. Let's say your goal is to go to Japan. You save up money, you buy a passport, you pray to God to let this happen. Hell, you even say "I'll be fine as a celibate, as long as I get THIS!"
Women love to ruin ambition. It's their thing.

>>34104951
Have you considered to become a trap? Seems like you won the genetic lottery for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRhwJ3t5pwo

>tfw casual sex with hot black chick
i havent had sex in a couple months but let me tell you robots, do not feel ashamed about being a slave to it. dont make excuses, if chris chan can get laid so can you

>>34105547
fuck you

>>34105501
Pretty hard to genuinely want something more than a gf in your own heart when you've never had that throughout your entire life. I have tried to put my focus on other things, but absolutely nothing I do can change my most important desire.

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>>34104223
I know the feel anon

>sizzling salami

>>34105593
seems to me the problem is your a narcissistic cunt. You'll never be happy kek

>>34105652
Why, because I told an anon who suggested I become a trap to go fuck himself, or because I said that I can't shake my desire for a gf, when I've never had one my whole life?

>>34105593
well don't blame me when you are too old to become one and you have wasted your youth not getting either a gf or bf

>>34105697
>either a gf or a bf
>or a bf
>a bf
>bf

The idea is I don't fucking want a bf. Can you not get that through your god damned skull? Stop trying to push that shit on me. Jesus Christ, you're a psychopath.

>>34105593
It's a catch 22, I know. And yet, ocassionally, the heart wanders. You see your friends just partying and being stupid and you think to yourself: "that doesn't look half-bad." Suddenly, your life revolves around getting black out drunk and looking for a Xanz dealer.
That's when a girl ruins it and says "you're cute, but you should really cut your habits."
Ironically, despite having a gf, you'll start to miss your old lifestyle anyway. Because you were having fun for its own sake.

>>34105730
are you the sperg? I doubt anyone serious acts like this.

>>34105730
in 10 years you don't care about the sex of your partner you just want somebody to be with you.

>>34105733
>That's when a girl ruins it and says "you're cute, but you should really cut your habits."
Yeah, except that stuff doesn't happen to fucking manlets who look like teenagers.

>>34105753
I think the sperg is the one who keeps pushing gay shit on me when I've voiced that it's not something I'm interested in numerous times.

>>34105764
Yeah, that's complete and utter bullshit and you know it. Fuck off.

>>34105773
>manlet

ooh you should of said anon, could of saved me wasting my time. Yeah you're gonna die alone and bitter, hope you find a hobby

>>34105807
>should have said
Said it in my original post, fucko

>>34105787
Yeah. i knew that building this time machine was a waste of time, the past me is thick as i remember.

>>34105824
I DON'T DREAM ABOUT COCKS HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL MYSELF REEEEE

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>>34103404
I wouldn't say that I'm bitter, but I am rather indignant. Because I was raised with certain morals and values that conflicts with the expectations of society, and thus fucks me over.

And quite honestly I don't really know if I'm worthy or decent enough or whatever enough for a virgin gf, but I was raised with the expectations that such relationships were an inaliable aspiration, just like marriage and an occupation.

And I guess it's just disappointing, not only because adults have lied to me my entire life, and brainwashed me with Church and Disney propaganda, but also that I was not aware that such an aspiration that I once assumed and was fundamental inherent was actually unrealistic.

Basically what I'm saying is that like Racism, I was taught morally to align with a certain perspective, that was just a cruel illusion to shield me from the World. And me not being able to at least eventually obtain a qt virgin gf, would be in my eyes the equivalent of me not being able to obtain a Job, or a Pet, or Property of my own, or clothing or something which I once believed that I, like everyone else was inherently entitled to, as a Birth Right. Just like freedom of speech, and Thought, I once believed having a virgin gf was just a civil Birth Right.

And I still believe that is. I don't want to marry a Girl that's fucked another guy. It's wrong because -

That Just hurts my feelings, to be Frank.

>>34104898
just can't imagine breaching the trust of someone that i love

>>34103404
Not a virgin but getting laid for me has been hard
and getting even harder as i age and lose my hair

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27 year old virgin and I'm usually not bitter. Just incredibly hurt sometimes.

What makes me so bad? Why am I undeserving of something that most mammals are doing frequently on this planet, especially a species as sexual as humanity? Am I really a biological failure?

Its those questions that usually pop up after seeing happy couples outside or reading normalfag posts on /r9k/.

>>34106028
I often have those thoughts as well. My only solace is thinking that at least when I and people like me die out less will have to endure this suffering.

>>34106135
But thats not true. There will always be those of us on the bottom of society, the ones who are left to suffer indefinitely.

Once we die out new members will fill the caste and the torment will begin once again.

>>34106181
Quality of life even for those right at the bottom is improving rapidly, our future replacements might have realistic robowifu's and live in their happy delusion bubble so there's still hope, just not for us.

>>34104941
Accuracy.

oregano

>>34104117
well, are u mad faggot? u mad fag?

lmao

>>34103901
Close the door, the heart is out of sighhtttt

>>34105807
>>34105822
The faggot just got btfo and bitter lmao nice job rekking his already rekt poofhole.

>>34103404
I'm not a virgin but I'm bitter as fuck.
Women are shit, normies are shit, and retards like you are shit

>>34107149
so are autistic delusional elitist cucks

Sex is the last thing on my mind

other things have happened to me to make me bitter people not in the know who think I'm a bitter virgin

32 m virgin los angeles. not bitter. it sux tho

kik: zsasza

>>34104951
Nigga please. Shit could be wrose. I'm 5'4, have a feminine face, have asthma, am fat, and can barely lift 10 pounds of weight. Women practically walk right through me due to how invisible I am to them.

>>34104178
People like you are the niggers of normalfags.

>>34107379
People like you are the niggers of robots

>>34103404
Probably but I've managed to sublimate my hostility into a system of pessimistic belief that it obscures the sexual frustration in itself. In fact I am probably more resentful that I have sexual impulses than that they go unfilfilled. I think sexuality is or ought to be a fairly marginal aspect of human experience. My own personal experience is that sexual impulse is so fickle, self-destructive and solipsistic that its like an ailment. I've turned totally gay and sadistic and dissipated through use of internet porn. This has not given me a very positive self-perception. On the other hand, I look at the teleological context of human sexuality in its most dignified form and all I can see is what I regard as maybe the ultimate iniquity, the imposition of life. Yeah, so in closing I'm pretty fucked up. But at any rate I really cant decide that my sexual desires ought to be fulfilled because they are extraneous appetites anyway.

>>34107201
Yes, you are also shit, I agree :^)