>making more humans to suffer and die this is the one decision

>>34103366
Just 2.

I would name them Luna and Carolina.

I just want children ;_;

None.

I want sons to pass on my legacy and fight the Jews. .

>>34103366
Just one, I think. That way I can give her my full attention I think it's unfair to a child to have other children. My family has a tradition of giving females names after flowers. I don't know what I'd name her. I think Heather is nice, but I don't know yet.

>>34103366
3
I'd either name them after songs, video game characters, or my sisters.

What were they eating??

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>>34103593
>or my sisters.
Are they hot?

>>34103366
>How many qt daughters would you wnat?
None. Children would be a huge burden on my wallet, and I have more important things to put my money into.
>what will you name your preciouses?
I love coming up w/ names. One of these:
Aaralyn, Marilyn, and Jordyn
Luna, Stella, and Celestia
Raven, Morticia, and [something else gothic]
Mariah, Constantina, and Theodora
Megumi, Li Li, and Kaori
Houhou, Shyshy, and Li Li

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>>34103366
Just one I would name her Alexandria because my deceased fathers name is Alex.

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>>34103803
Dreadful. I'm sorry, Anon.

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>>34103911
The only thing that would scare me about naming a child is if they grow up and hate their name. I just hope that my one and only child I have in the future is a girl and she likes the name.

I want one.
I don't know names I don't care.

>>34103366
2 to date betas, 1 son to pass family name

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>>34104537
>beta genetics
>thinking his son would pass the family name

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>>34103366
>>34103971
I want one daughter and her name will be Rei

>>34104578
I hope for a better future, and he wont be bluepilled.

Anyway for daughter's names
Dalia
Zornitsa
Yuliana
Rumyana
Asya
Antonia
Arsenia
Ivona

LMAO at burger men's names given to girls(Robin, Morgan, WTF?)

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>>34103366
1 and I'd name her Amelia Clair.

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>>34104634
As much as I love Rei I wouldn't want to force my daughter to have a chinese whatever origin name because of my waifu. Have a smiling Rei because I saved your image

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>>34104741
Aww man posted the uncropped photo.

Here's another for no reason

2
Irene and Olivia

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>>34104706
>tfw my punk ex gf was named Robin she had a big ass that was always stretching her skinny jeans
What origin are those names? I literally never heard of a girl with those names they sound russian.

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>>34104770
Thanks anon. I just really like the name, I think its beautiful.

Plus I think it'll be more socially acceptable and common name because of Rey from Star Wars in a few years

I always loved Dorothy. Cute name and I can call her didi.

>>34103366
Three, to offset population loss. I'm not sure what I'd want to name them yet, but it doesn't matter since they'll never exist anyways.

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>>34104883
Thats true, I mean Rei doesn't sound that chinese or whatever its just that I want to be able to explain why I named my daughter Alexandria and not feel awkward. How would you explain naming your daughter Rei?

>>34104897
Dorothy sounds kinda geeky anon. Don't make your daughter into a fembot

>>34104975

>Dorothy
>geeky

Nah man. Dorothy conjures images of meek and sweet girls who wait until marriage. Which is probably why no girls today are named Dorothy.

I've got a daughter and her name is Vivienne. If we have a second daughter her name will be Camille.

>>34105041
Yeah I never met a roastie with Dorothy maybe your on to something anon.

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>>34104960
Rei's one of my favorite characters from fiction. My mom named me after her favorite character from a movie from the 80s so I don't see any reason to be embarrassed about it.
I'll admit it would be hard to explain but this is a hypothetical so I would assume my wife would be ok with the name too and like similar things

>>34103464
aw anon, those are really beautiful names. i like luna a lot myself.

>>34105065
Congrats, I never heard that name before.Any reason why you named your daughter that? Sounds like a mix of Vivi and Viene

>>34105122
Well, my wife really liked the name and Vivienne is the French way of spelling it. She gets to name any girls. I get to name any boys.

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>>34105094
Thats true as long as your wife would be fine with it I wouldn't see why it would be an issue heck your daughter and you can watch neon genesis evangelion together and she might like it

Also if you wouldn't mind can you tell my your name I like guessing what people are named after

>>34104812
Those are the exact names I had in mind for my daughters, very good tastes

>>34105168
That makes sense I knew a french girl who was named Vivi in highschool.
Any boy names you have planned?

Here are some names I'd try to get my (non-existent) wife to choose form if we ever had a baby girl

Marion (best name)
Jane
Sarah or Sara
Kira
Kiri
Ashley
Charlotte

How are those?

>>34103366
If my daughter was qt I'd be highly suspicious of my wife

>>34104812
>>34105321
I like Olivia but Irene sounds like a grandma's name

>>34105392
I like it because of the song Irene by beach house. I also remember an Irene who was a qt but a few years older than me when I was in middle school

>>34105370
>Marion (unique never heard this name sounds odd though)
>Jane (common)
>Sarah( Every white girl at starbucks)
>Kira -holds up deathnote book-
>Kiri (CUTE)
>Ashley ( I know two heroine addicts with this name)
>Charlotte (sounds goth/emo)

>>34105370
Charlotte and Marion are good. Rest are garbo.

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I want a daughter but i wouldn't stand watching how she starts to suck Chads and Jamals during puberty.

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>>34105424
>come to a /r9k/ hypothetical child naming thread
>leave with a new favorite song

Thanks anon! I love finding new music

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>>34105281
Yeah hopefully that's what I had in mind. I'd wait till she's old enough to watch that however I don't wanna mentally scar her from an early age.I gotta find a qt weeb gf first though. But hey it's all a nice hypothetical fantasy that'd I'd love to come true

My name's Connor

>>34105494
It's okay. Robots would make awful fathers anyway. If that's the first thing you think of when thinking about having daughters, then you should probably not have kids.

>>34103366
No! I want 2 boys! I will name them "Starkilleromick" and "Darkmasteromick".

>>34105494
Once shes 18 shes an adult and can do what she wants to a degree but before that I will be strict.
Just realize life isn't just how /r9k/ portrays it you can raise a good child with morals but sometimes she will make mistakes nobody is perfect. I'm sure you have made mistakes in your life you wouldn't want your child to repeat but thats a part of life.

none

bringing another human into this world would be the worst act of evil i could commit

>>34103366
I'd love to have 2 girls and 1 boy.

Anyone else here wouldn't ever hit their kids?

>>34105562
John Connor?

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>>34105539
Of course, that's one of my favorite songs as well and I think that's why I like the name so much

Honestly I shouldnt reproduce
I'm genetically inferior

>>34105642
I would never hit my children, my drunk asshole of a father would beat my mom because she would defend us from his drunk rage when he would hit us.

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>>34105648
Nope. Connor MacLeod from Highlander

I've got one, her name's Kate
I always recommend it in these threads, it's just nice to say

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>>34105663
>tfw been listening to it on repeat even though it will end up getting old like all my other favorite songs

why do I do this

>>34105716
shit. I try not to use google so I can take a fair guess I never watched Highlander.

I'd like at least 15 children. So at least 5 daughters.

>Grace
>Sarah
>Alice
>Naomi
>Esther

For the first five at least. Might try to come up with names to make up some acronym tho, that'd be cool.

>>34103366
2

Precious and Spare

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>>34105766
>Grace (The nicest girl I knew in highschool had this name)
>Sarah( Starbucks)
>Alice( Wonderland BUT I love this name as well and thinking of naming my daughter this)
>Naomi( Black girl name I know three black girls that have this name but I think one of them is samoan )
>Esther( No comment since this name sounds like you just thought of it while drunk)

I would like to have 3 children
2 boys, 1 girl.
As for the names it would be
>boys
Damon
David
Connor
Roy
Gerard
>girls
Rosette
Lauren
Or a variant of the mother's name

>>34105567
Why is making your daughter chaste and nonentitled being an awful father?

>>34105738
It's a great song, I'll listen to it on repeat a few times when it comes on. They always end their albums with really great songs

>>34104851
All russian female names end with A. They're names only anglo perfidy could conjure.

>>34105885
David and Connor are the only good ones maybe Gerard if he was a manbear

Rosette sounds latina, kinda cute
Lauren sounds white trash

>>34103440
>implying girls have the capacity to suffer

Penelope & Persephone

>>34105936
Yeah, David and Rosette are the ones I've spent thinking about the most.

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>>34105752
Thats fair anon. Thanks for the fun Rei chat. Hopefully one day I can watch Eva with my own little Rei one day

>>34104897
>>34104975
>>34105041
>>34105071
Dorothy was my grandmas name, the one that actually loved me ;-; 10/10 name

>>34103366
Maria-Theresa and Theodora.

>>34103366
I've always if I had to have kids I'd want daughters. I'm not manly so I would fail in bringing up a boy I think. Plus girl names are beautiful.

I'm half italian and always liked the female names in that part of my family:

Claudia, Romina etc.

My last name also ends in an 'uh' sounds so any first name that ends with the same sounds would role right off the tongue.

>>34105908
It isn't, that's not the issue. But if the first thing that crosses your mind is 'i cant have a daughter because she'd become some fucking roastie who'd suck off chad and jamal' then you are too mentally immature to have a child. .You'd probably be the type who
1. Keeps his daughter on a leash and tries to control his daughter in every way possible
2. Abuse her mentally or physically
Don't reproduce m8

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>>34105716
ARE YOU JOHN CONNOR?

>>34106077
i don't want to destroy your dreams but Rosette also means anus in german

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>>34105882
>blue image for yellow board
Also Esther is a Bible-name. So is Naomi. Not sure why it isn't that popular since stuff like Matthew and Paul are.

I'll probably use these names as a base for making up my own special snowflake names or at least snowflake spellings.

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I'd have two lads. One named Alex and the other named Jones.

>>34106694
Middle names Human and the other Spirit.

>>34106313
>Keeps his daughter on a leash and tries to control his daughter in every way possible.
No. Its called instilling of basic values. Also children tend to be attracted later in life to people that their family considered as attractive. Also since she lives with a robot, she will be exposed more to other autists, so she wont develop a prejudice against them.

>Implying an autist could have a stacy daughter.

>Abuse her mentally or physically
Redneck chads and Tyrones already massively do that. Why do they have the right to reproduce.
Also slippery slope argument

>>34103794
Holy shit please never even name a hamster with your dumb names.

Fucking spend your efforts writing medieval fantasy

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>tfw have a daughter
>tfw could lose her at any time because she has the same heart condition I do
Her name's Colette. It's a pretty name. I hope she lives to marry and have healthy children.

>>34107055
>tfw it's illegal to donate your heart.

Although I have considered plastering my car in donor forms and "accidently" crashing right outside a hospital and having the steering column "accidently" go through my throat.

Only problem is I'm pretty sure they can't use organs involved in a police investigation, so it's iffy if it will actually work.

And the whole guaranteed death without damaging vital organs aspect of it is not easy task either.

>>34107138
I wish she could get a healthy heart. I'm a fuckup and I spent years abusing my body because I'm scared to outright commit suicide. But she should have a normal life. She's my whole world and I just want her to be happy and healthy.

>>34103794
I see a lot of faggy posts on this site, but this takes the fucking cake.

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>>34103366
3 Sons, 2 daughters.

Brandon, Alexander, and Victor. Rosemary, and Erika.

The girl I planned almost every detail of parenting with, and who was the one that helped come up with the names, is no longer with me. I want to die every time i think of her.

I'd even gotten a pattern for an afghan for her to use to crochet a baby blanket for Rosemary, our first daughter, that I ordered, a day before I lost her. We'd fallen in love with that pattern.

I hate myself and I want to die.

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>>34107254
We'd even picked out all sorts of baby toys we wanted, patterns for the boys we wanted for their personal blankets, designed our house, planned out our garden, planned on having minicows, pigs, and chickens, and planned hers and my bedroom.

I want to die.

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>>34106503
What? Really?
Man I cant name for shit

I don't know if I would ever want a girl. I want to be with a wife who can teach me about girls and who I am confident can raise a good girl that I can trust. Idk if such a wife exists - or if I'll ever even have a wife. If so, one son is good enough. I'll groom him to become a genius from the day he is born.

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>>34103366
why do you people always assume your daughters would be qt? you know they would have to come from your cum right? they will carry your genetic material
you are delusional

>>34103639
>What were they eating??
dog cocks

>>34108893
When paper cuts start to kill.God dammit that's too much.

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>>34103366

>First
Why is the food pixelated?

Anyway, I love names like Raffey or Athena.

>Chloe
>Brynn
>Maddie

>>34103440
Women aren't capable of suffering. They lack abstract thinking.

>>34103366
If I could actually have QT3.14 daughters, and not uggo female versions of me, atleast 3.

>>34103366
Why the plate is pixelated?

>>34109904
>women aren't capable of suffering or abstract thought
Tell that to Sylvia Plath

If I ever had a daughter I would probably name her Rei.

It's short, feminine, and the name of best girl

You think she would resent me for it? Honestly seems like a decent option

Hate Fuck, Kill, Marry

>>34103366
I have a daughter and she's fucking awesome

>>34110253
>rei
>ray
>let the taunting begin

>>34106772
>Implying an autist could have a stacy daughter.
Well, my Chad dad got a robot son, so...

>>34107254
>I lost her
What happened, bro?

>>34103366
Some unless I had multiple sons
but until I find someone to have them with, it's pointless speculating on numbers and names.
And plans may change after the first one's born anyway.

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>>34103366
I would love a daughter. Just one. But I would never have one. I wouldn't be able to see her grow up. It would kill me, depress me beyond my currently dead state.

I would name her Emma.

2 i think
I'd name them Natalia and Julia, maybe Justyna

Hitleress, Fuckniggeres, and Msoctopus.

>>34111137
You're retarded and Emma doesn't deserve you as a father

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tfwn daughter

I have a thing for girl names ending in -ina, so
>Agarina
>Catalina
>Celina
>Corina
>Irina
>Katherina/Catherina
>Katrina
>Lucina
>Malina/Melina

Otherwise, I also like flowers name

>>34111304
>shit taste in names

I really like old names for girls. If I had a daughter she would be called Ruby but I also like Rose, Leiluna and Millicent.

>>34103366
I wouldn't want a daughter. Then I have to worry about some pedo kidnapping her, some guy raping her, her dating some thug nigger, or white trash wigger, or any other assortment of problems that you don't worry about with boys even though it still happens to them too, just at a lower rate.

>>34103366
7.
>monday
>tuesday
>Wednesday
>thursday
>friday
>saturday
and finally
>moonday

>>34111551
Reported to mods and fbi

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>>34103366
>have three daughters
>name them anne ann and anna
>have another three sons
>name them james, jim, and john

>>34105562
>>34105281
>show your daughter the movie where the world's worst dad has a daughter complex mixed in with his dead wife

hmm

Rei is a nice name, evangelion connotations not withstanding, imo but still

>>34111621
/slightlymischievous/

0, women are whores at any age and to raise them is to admit cuckoldry.

>>34103737
>J
kinda, but has bad BO (and is also a race traitor)

>E
looks like a girl version of me, so cute, but also underage

>E2
literally not even a year old

If I had a second I'd name her Lua, the song came out after the first was born
And it's easy as fuck to spell

>>34103366
I want 2 or 3 daughters and I would name them Hajnal / Zhizna / Aleksandrya.

My current gf really likes the name Hajnal.

>>34113557
>My current gf really likes the name Hajnal.
Is she retarded? Are you both retarded?

>>34113571
Not really. She's a perfect human being, desu. Me on the other hand, mildly autistic.

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>>34111340
Ruby rose desu

I have two daughters. I love them to death, which is good since otherwise I'd have long throttled the little destruction demons.

>>34111340
>tfw my names on that list
my name isn't 'old' ree

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I intend to have one, but leave the mother and her when she's born. Thats the purpose of why i was born, to spread my manlet genes.

My master plan is to acquire a fair amount of wealth at 28 max (21 right now), so i can adopt an qt asian baby without probs be it the conventional way or slipping some bills under the table. Then raise said qt alone , moving away from my family, and us switching places every year and a half or less depending my wealth. Will homeschool her, but most importantly, I will shape her in anyway I please. I will be all her human contact, I will teach her that other humans are vile scoundrels not to be trusted and claim to whoever wants to know whats her deal thats she's autistic or something like that. She will never leave my side, I am to provide her with what she watch, reads, play with, etc so as to not defile her mind with jew propaganda. When she's finally transitioning into a young woman i will teach her the ropes and make her believe im his bf of sorts. Obviouslg this will kinda fuck with her head but whatever. When she turns 18 (me around 40) we will get married and move to some quiet place to do lewd stuff everyday till i get tired of it, if i do, i will dump her and do something fun like learn knitting or surfing or knitting while surfing. If i dont guess we will be a couple, but im pretty sure i will lose all interest when she turns in a 19 old roastie hag.
As of now i really want an underage low self steem clingy overly attached qt tomoko like 3d gf and i intend to shape her (the baby) as one, maybe later in life i will get enamoured by another traits, but the whole plan remains the same. FIN

>>34114673
Wow. No words from me here. Oreganalamo

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>>34114673
Pic related game is perfect for you(musumakeup)
In short you are raising a daugther and after a lot of shit, she falls for you and you start to fuck.

>>34114673
>tfw no manipulative bf to make me extremely attached and dependant
Why even live?

>>34115785
I did this to my ex desu
it backfired and she cheated but it was nice having someone be so obsessive over me

>>34103366
any daughters i'd have would be named after champions in league of legends

one daughter will most likely be named katarina

>>34115846
I think it'd feel nice to be so dependant
Also I have most of the traits In that guys' post so I was like 'hahha meme'

>>34115874
That's retarded. If you're going to name your daughter after a LoL champ, give her a semi normal name. Tristana is a nice name, actually.

>>34115846
>make qt extremely attached and dependant
>end up getting cucked

should have made her defendant on your cock as well familiar

>>34115896
it was nice when she was right there in the room with me, but the rest of the time it sucked
the sex was awesome though, among other things

>>34115934
>implying katarina, elise, irelia, and syndra aren't decent names for a daughter

>>34103366
I'm getting to the age now where I'm having those little thoughts at the back of my head that I need to have some children, however I'm not going to due to genetic conditions and I'll be a shit parent.

If I did have a daughter I'd call her Elanor, or Susan after my mother, but it would be pretty heartbreaking seeing her going from a cute kid to a resentful degenerate as she gets older.

>>34115980
meant to reply with >>34115980 to >>34115921

>>34115980
I was actually gonna say that Shauna and Caitlyn are also pretty good
Janna too

>>34115998
Awful names senpai except Elise. Diana, Caitlyn and Tristana are the only names that'd work IRL. Maybe Poppy, but it'd get weird the older they got.

>>34103366
They look mixed, shame they'll have no identity.

>>34116016
but one needs to be named Ahri so she becomes a qt

>>34111621
>not ed, ned, and eddy

>>34114673
thats cute :3

NOT
THATS SICK
HOPE YOU GET SHOT AND RAPED IN THAT ORDER YOU PIECE OF SHIT HUMAN BEING

>>34116057
Ahri is canonically a slut m8.

>>34116105
why shouldn't i name her katarina?

>>34116116
do it, but call her Kat for short

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1-2

>Alice
>Jessica

>>34116116
Idk m8, it just sounds stupid for an actual person. Kat is a cool nickname though. Sona actually sounds pretty cool though now that I think of it, and I think it could work IRL.

>>34116161
if i named her sona, i'd hate the hell out of her for NOT HAVING A MUTE BUTTON

>>34103366
One or two, but who knows/cares

As for names, I think a ton of names that start with L are cute

>Lilly/Lillie
>Lucille/Lucy
>Luna
>Lina
>Lucia
>Lotus
>Louise