>tfw spent almost all high school browsing 4chan I'm

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>>34114455
Devote yourself to the cause.

>>34114471
can't even afford a gun or a car
I failed even Elliot

>20
Get back to us in a decade.

>>34114455
It is over. You failed completely. There is no point in trying anymore.
Nice triple dubs though.

>>34114455
Well you're handicapped but not completely doomed if you really start working from now on.

>>34114477
You got triple dubs too and they are even nicer than OP's.
You beat OP without even trying. In his very own thread.

>>34114557
this post >>34114477 is me (OP) I got two triple dubs oh my god this is the best day of my life

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>>34114477
You misunderstand the cause, brother. Sure it's nice when an unstable robot pulls an Elliot, but that is not what the beta uprising is about.

Inconvenience normalfags in subtle everyday situations as much as you can. Be the cunt that keys that nice car or put glass bottles behind its tires, stare down Stacys and make them feel uncomfortable that a non-Chad is appreciating the effort they put into their looks, always take a penny and never leave one, put your used gum under public tables, pick your nose and rub the snot somewhere plainly visible, crop dust as you walk by people who are sitting down at ass level, walk slowly in narrow pathways with people behind you, eat grapes in supermarkets and tell the employees you're just testing the bunch and don't buy any. In this life, it's the little things that count.

The most valuable advice you ever heard: dont go to college, specially engineering and get a trade instead (even if you want to go to college).