Names:

My name is Hillarion.

>>34170660
My first name is normal but my last name is spunt

>>34170660
I was a fat baby

my nickname and the only name my parents and siblings used in public even around my friends was Pumpkin.

I didn't have any friends.

>>34170660
My name is Spanish for Adolf

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>>34170660
Poor Kveeelyn,,,

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>>34170660
My name's Vitek (pronounced Vee-tek). I actually really like it.

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I have the most normal name in the western world.

James.

>>34170910
hello normal spunt

>>34171007
adolfo? pretty sure you could've written that and people would've understood, sorry about it though

Jonathan

it's a beta meme-name

>>34171114
she'll be riding the klingon cock carousel be 8th grade

my name is lawrence

everyone says my name sounds like im a fag or sailor or british.

i want to be called aspen

>>34171166
Don't v-tech make shitty kids tablets and cameras?

I'm Auschwitz mode, for a good period of my teenage years everybody called me Crackhead :/

Got a neat nickname when I started wageslaving

>>34170660
I'm called Annastesia. Yes I'm black.

My name is normie - Jack, but in school they called me Dizzy (short for disease) cause of bad acne.

>>34171301
You want to be named after a tree?
What the fuck is wrong with you?. Why not choose elm and tell everyone you're from Holland.
Then contract HIV and give it to loads of people, it can be Dutch elm disease

Ryder reporting in. It's a pretty wicked name.

>>34171269
Yup, feels good man. My friend calls me Adolf

My name's Scott. I want to die.

>>34171400
I used to know a Ryder, he was a fucking dick. Wore a Naruto headband every day

Why the fuck do yanks have such stupid names?

I'm aspen, this is my brother Trix and our sister McGonagle.
Oh look, over there it's da'shawn, chevron, devron and lacquer

>>34170870
so, are you a funny guy or not ?

Shit like this makes me glad that some governments have approved name lists. It saves kids from so much bullying and shame growing up as they eagerly wait for the day they can legally change it to something fucking normal.

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>parents gave you an obscure Irish name
>everyone mispronounces it despite living in England and it being very easy to say

I never stood a chance

Jelle
I am called Jelly by non-Dutch, or yallah, the arabic for "let's go"

Donald

original

>>34171467
Honestly, it does sound like a pretty autistic name, but I don't think I'm too bad.

I'm literally Muhammad

>>34171819

Don't feel too bad about it. I think it's still considered the most common name in the world. Then again, that's probably because every shitskin male is named Mohammed, but still.

Tyjuan

>>34171711
Opkkren

>>34171711
Jelle is a normie name.

Try being Loek. I only know retards called that.

Jimmy
>tfw a common name here in scotland

>>34171478
You're describing two distinct groups of people, rich white liberals, and niggers. The majority of us are neither. My name is William, for instance.

>>34171956
Loek. Man man man.
>tfw your neighbours kid name is Hero

>>34171819
How does it feel to be named after a guy who had sex with a 9 year old "wife" like the pedofile he was.

>>34171271
jonathan can be cool. he got his head cut off in the bible or something, that's apparently who i was named after. he was bros with david and was known for like good friendship.

i just go by jon now, and it's alluring because there's no h in it ;)

Tom,
and I am white in a non-english speaking country

I have an unusual name, but not a shitty one. I like it
>>34171166
did you just kick in?

>>34171967
You just couldn't hold your self back from making a comment to yell niggers huh.
Wrong thread nigger.

>>34171342
wwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyy
didn't they know how to to spell anastasia?

its one of my favorite names.

>>34172019
jesus christ not again. fuck off to /pol/

>>34172218
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE facts offend me REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34172218
Sorry, i dont need to be sounding like pol, but I would be hesitant if i was named after a bad man.

>>34171499
Not really. In my country it sounds like I am an orthodox priest or something.

>>34172302
I'm not him you imbecile.
yea sure because your name defines who you are.

>>34171114
>tfw immigrant
Nobody can pronounce Sotirios right...

Kieran
No one knows how to spell/pronounce it. Got called queeran a lot.

I go by eric now, my middle name

>>34171655
say what the fucking name is

>>34172417
You were shit at liverpool m8

>>34172473
You hurt my feelings, senpai, I was just trying to watch the fireworks