>tfw no bf to read ulysses with

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>tfw to dumb for a /lit/ gf

>>34178117
>women
>read
Good joke.

Is this the same chick from the vocaroo thread that caused everyone to start reading shakespeare and donne

>>34178389
i hide vocaroo threads, negative.

>>34178117
>tfw no gf to read me Ulysses over the phone

>tfw no gf to read Inter-universal Teichmuller Theory II: Hodge-Arakelov-theoretic Evaluation with
where do I get a gf who wants to make a patrician two-man book club with me

>tfw no gf to write books for

>tfw no gf to power me through the references in the divine comedy

I dont care about some florentine civil war

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>>34178644
awwww :( that's sad. it'd be best if both were reading next to one another, but i'm sure she would happily read ^^

over the phone to you

>>34178944
somewhere within this galaxy

>>34179218
what about writing a book for the one you want to write about? even if you haven't met her yet, write as if you did!

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i have a nightly appointment with sir joyce but i wish the pages felt as warm as the presence of his words. it's sad when your fellow soulmates are faraway in time.

>tfw cannot double date with tolstoy, wilde, and my beau

>>34178117
I just want to do an activity that's low key and not mind numbing with a girl
Like making a puzzle, or guessing along with Jeopardy
I want a gf to be old people with