ITT: times you observed other people having sex (outside of porn)

>>34183765
No but I had 3 times now where people walked in on me fucking.

Really kills my boner

>>34183765
Never have.

I'm about 30% sure that sex isn't real and it's all just a conspiracy against me.

>want to play Sonic DX at night
>wake up at 1am
>sneak around the house
>hear weird smacking
>peak into room
>parents are fucking

Then I beat off on the spot

>>34183765
should've taken pictures and threatened to call police unless she gave you a turn.

>>34183765
I fell down a flight of stairs while on cocaine and perc. I blacked out w my eyes open. Wake up three days later at one point someone covered my eyes because I was staring at a stripper and a minor having sex. That count?

>senior year of high school
>drive off campus to get five guys with some friends (yeah i know normie etc)
>5 minute drive either way
>driving back
>running out of time and main road is full of traffic
>cut through a park to save time
>drive past a sedan with the two front windows down
>man in a business suit is sitting in drivers seat
>graying hair but looks like a chad
>topless woman riding him
>she is maybe 30
>could have been a prostitute or a coworker
>she is literally bouncing up and down
>driving slow cause it's a park street
>go "HOLY SHIT THOSE PEOPLE ARE BANGING"
>everybody just stares
>children are playing in a playground in full view of this car
>drive by slowly
>woman does not stop riding him

I think I saw a girl giving roadhead to a gentlemen once, but maybe she just dropped her lipstick

I always turn into a massive creeper when I suspect sexy time is happening near me though but I've yet to fully witness the event

>>34183765
Sauce?

>not just having the sauce ready for robots who ask

>>34183914
Awesome. A pickup truck would often pull up at the park I walked at and one day they deliberately left the door open as I walked past (about 30m away from me) and they were fucking in the front seat.

>>34183949
I saw a teen guy getting his dick sucked at a park in a pavilion. Saw the lips and tongue moving around his dick. She was on her knees.

>>34183791
Yeah I was beginning to think so myself.

>>34184007
wtf how close were you? and why didn't you record it

>>34184136
I was probably 10 meters away at the closest because I walked around the corner of a stone wall near the restrooms and pavilions. They looked at me and kept going.

I've seen mom and dad have sex many times because my dad explicitly didn't want the door locked or sometimes even shut.

He said it was something natural and that I should learn it as soon as I can.

Who knew that I'd end up being a 24 yo KHHV that will never need his "lessons".

>>34184186
Did he read The Joy of Sex? That is one of the ideas presented in the book, being nude and affectionate in front of the children and even including the children (but without sexually penetrating them), just skin to skin contact while the parents have sex.

>>34183970
I don't know. I'd like to know what the position is called too. Reverse cowgirl while the other guy licks the clit. There's probably a name for it.

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>>34184186
>tfw parenting is almost completely irrelevant
>tfw your life is 90%+ determined by genetics
>tfw shit genetics

I believe I saw something similar

>go for walk in the evening in middle of nowhere pretty much
>walking my usual path
>girl on knees in front of guy
If only they continued or had been fucking. Would have stayed and had a fat wank desu from the bushes. This is voyeurism, not cuckoldry

And then...
>be a pervert voyeur
>made a tiny peep hole in sisters door
>her and her bf come home one day and rush up to her room
>as soon as I hear moans I look through hole
>tfw could only see their legs
Ree

>>34185074
How did you manage to make a hole? Wouldn't it be easier to install a small camera whilst she was out?

>>34185600
The door is pretty thin in one area so I just used a pin. And I did place cameras now and again. But it's not as fun as watching live

>>34183791
So i'm really not the only one?

Security guard working night shifts. I catch people fucking in parking lots all the time. I just turn away and tell them to gtfo before I call 911

>>34184235
What really? That is well know to be unhealthy for a kid to see. The joy of sex was a best seller too, are you sure?
The more I learn about the so called 'sexual revolution' the more I realize what A complete bunch of society killings did it.

>>34184235
>Did he read the joy of sex
Isn't that the one with the drawings? My parents gave me a hardcover copy of that when I was like 8 years old. I've had the damn thing for 30 years. Only book I haven't lost>>34184167

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The only people I see fucking are homeless people on skid row.

>>34186089
>>34186089
It was mentioned in More Joy of Sex, the addition to the original. By the same author.

>>34183791
Joining this club, same here senpai

>>34186374
I saw a couple men fucking in a hillside

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> Get invited to party in the city by some normal.
> it's pretty cool I guess. I don't like large crowds but everyone is nice.
>suddenly people start openly having sex.
> just me and this other kid akwardly standing around watching.
> light cigar and blow it in people's faces whIle there sexing.
>they can't do anything but choke because they're either balls deep or pinned down getting sucked.
>Get asked to leave by some short guy with tiny dick.
>Throw cigar on carpet and stop it out.
>walk to 711 and buy taquito plus Arizona tea.

Fucking degen normos

Never saw them, but I heard my parents do it. Still haunts me.

>with gf
>drive out to the county lake
>take a road around the backside of the lake where its heavily wooded
>start looking for a place to pull off and fuck
>see up ahead a gravel parking lots for lake access and slow down
>there's a truck there with a couple
>middle-aged, nothing special
>the woman is sitting on the hood of the truck with her dress pulled up
>the man is obviously thrusting but obscured by the truck and the dress
>chuckle as we pass and go home to fuck instead

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>>34183765
Damn! A lot
Here is my favorite
>Have a first cousin, call her Carol, who is fucking GORGEOUS. Black hair, perfect complexion, bright blue eyes, hourglass figure, F cup tits. Every boy in 100 miles lusted for her. She was 5 years older
>I was 13 and visiting her house, spending the night (her kid brother, call him Bob) and I are the same age and friends). She leaves on a date with her boyfriend and says she'll be back by midnight.
>Bob and I slip out to run around at night with walkie-talkies and flashlights and pretend we're soldiers or spies or some stupid shit
>House is pretty rural, so I head down to a turn-around on the edge of the property
>[for you urbanites or foreigners, when remote roads dead-end they have a large area, big enough for farm equipment to turn around, at the dead end]
>Get there and see a car parked and hear noises
>Carol and her boyfriend are there, outside of the car. There is a blanket on the road and he's fucking her doggy style. The car is between them and the main road and he can look to see any traffic coming for 4-5 miles, including the driveway to her house
>I freeze, mesmerized by what I see, especially her massive, perfect tits bouncing back and forth
>He speeds up and she is making more noises
>She flips her hair over her head and sees me in the trees. Like - obviously sees me and recognizes me.
>Looking back, it is a little fucked up, but when she saw me she started playing with her nipple closest to me, winked at be and blew me a kiss while he was fucking her
>She was looking me right in the eyes as she came, and winked at me again when he came
>As he was pulling out she shoo'ed me away with a big grin on her face. I ran off.
>I ran back to her house and met Bob, who was mad he couldn't find me
>Next morning at breakfast she came in in her PJs and robe, obviously braless
>When no one was looking she blew me a kiss and winked at me with a big smile
more

>>34186890
that was years ago. She married that guy and they have 4 kids. I joined the army and then went to uni. It was about 12 years later and I am at Thanksgiving. She got a little tipsy and told me,
>"Whenever my husband fucks me from behind I imagine you're watching me, just like that night. That's when I cum the hardest."

>>34183765
Saw my mom fucking her boyfriend once just after I moved out
>Use my key to let myself in to pick up a few things I'd left
>Start going upstairs towards my old bedroom
>Hear loud moaning and bed springs pounding
>tip toe towards my mom's bedroom at end of hall
>door is wide open
>Mom is on her back with legs spread wide and up in air
>Bf is slightly above and I see his huge (at least 8-9 inches) plowing into her pussy
>even from out of the room can see her cream all over it
>my comparatively small dick gets immediately hard
>watch for a minute then get scared they will see so sneak out of house again

I still fap to the memory today

>>34186924
Uninteresting, basic dumb bitch. But hey, whatever gets you off.

Summer Sunday evening went to local forest park in hope of photographing badgers which had been seen there. MFW there are teenagers copulating literally everywhere. In bushes, behind trees, under the information signs... Everywhere.

>>34183791
I'm joining the club, where do I get my hat?

>went to see some bands play, bumped into a friend and his gf
>he rents a room off a mutual friend of ours, decent size house. Few guest bedrooms
>offers to let me crash in the one remaining room

>all tucked up in bed ready to sleep next thing all I can hear is thudding and her giggling super loud
>in my drunken state I climb out of bed stark naked, walk across the landing, swing the door open and shout "shut the fuck up I'm trying to sleep"

They started again shortly after so I just got up and left, walked home.
Turned out he thought I was trying to get in on the fucking

>>34186494
> light cigar and blow it in people's faces whIle there sexing.

That's pretty autistic my man

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>high school, trying to fit in at a normie party
>need to piss real bad and the only bathroom is locked
>walk outside to piss behind the garage
>almost trip over my oneitis sucking off some Chad

Oh well. Not like I was enjoying the party in the first place.

>>34187438
Did he want you to hit the 2 spot on his gf? What the cuck

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>>34186924
Should have asked her to let you sit in the corner and let you and masturbate like a fucking cuck!

Does hearing them have sex count? This was last saturday
>10 am
>sleeping
>wake up to loud sex noises of my neighbours
>mostly just a female voice repeatedly screaming "Yes!", "Oh baby!" and "Fuck yeah"
>towards the end hear what I presume was the guy slapping her ass
I normally don't mind hearing them fuck since they only do it like once a week and its usually when I'm wearing my headphones so I don't even notice it, but its sorta annoying when you're trying to sleep.

>>34186924
>>34186890
I don't see why you're surprised about the incesty vibes your cousin is giving off. You live in a rural area in the US of A

>>34185074
>this is voyeurism not cuckoldry

I know how you feel man. So many people just don't know what real cucking is these days, just like to throw the word around.

So what if I like to watch multiple men have sex with my gf? So what if they happen to have big dicks? So what if some of them occasionally happen to be black? That doesn't make it cuckolding.

>>34183765
Should have grabbed a large rock and beaten Chad over the head with it before raping that slut.

Then the joke would be on them.

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>>34183765

>Should've brought some loud firecrackers
>bring a pistol replica
>Set them off
>lay on the ground
>Wait to see if they do anything about it
>ruin the sexual experience for them
>The guy is going to be disappointed.