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But /r9k/ told me that you have to be a Chad in order to get

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But /r9k/ told me that you have to be a Chad in order to get a good girlfriend...

Explain this, /r9k/.
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>>34189469
meh they're both ugly anyway

origaminami
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>>34189469

who she texting? Chad. a small price to pay to have a beta orbiter paying for her expenses.
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>>34189469
He is being played. She and Chad has some scheme going.
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he's got lots of money dur.
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Ignore the others in this thread as most people on this board are virgins with no experience

She clearly has low self-confidence/low self-esteem and doesn't know her self worth, and what quality of guy she could get. That or she has some serious character flaw hidden under the surface there.
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>>34189613
Or maybe she just really likes him
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>>34189613
Would it be possible that she... had a good upbringing, isn't shallow and likes him?
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>>34189613
lmao
>doesn't know her self worth, and what quality of guy she could get.

every person ever
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>>34189678
Or maybe she's mentally ill :^)
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>>34189509
>>34189532
>>34189554
>>34189610
>>34189613

Kek, is it that hard to imagine that they genuinely like each other, no ivolvement with chad etc

Zuckerberg did the same thing when he could of married a 10/10.
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>tfw confidence
>high self esteem
>know what quality man i can get

so i would never date a fucking robot or 4chan dweeb or go on OKcupid or eharmonydotcom
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>>34189715
sure but you'd be lying if you thought she didn't know he was bottom tier waste and normally she wouldnt even glance at him. being in love doesn't change the fact that her league is different.
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>>34189722
but you're a cunt
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>>34189740
when we're through with you chads, there'll be no leagues, everyone will be happy. suck me off
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>>34189745
b-bb-b--but
go back to your dark desolate chamber freak.
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I was on a bus trip from Seattle once, fat ugly bastard on there had a QT Asian wife. Ease dropping on their conversations she was likely foreign by her accent. Afterwards I realized how terrible a person I was being so jealous, ease dropping and sitting in contempt.

I deserve to be alone
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>>34189613

This is, 100%, objectively true. Every relationship I've seen like this has ended when the girl starts to recognize her attractiveness. She's not even that hot, but if a horny Chad kept flirting with her she will start to change her mindset from "He's not actually flirting, he's being nice" to "Wow he's actually flirting with me... am I actually attractive?"


>inb4 "she likes his personality"


Yes, she does like him giving her attention all the time. That's why when a Chad starts giving her that same amount of attention, plus naturally makes her pussy wet, she will go with him instead and keep that betabux around to fulfill the emotional stuff.
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LOOK at mark zuckerbergs face

no amount of ""love"" can save his soul

he shouldn't reproduce. he is bad.
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>>34189798
kek i pay for sex your roastie has no power over me, therefore you mean nothing to me.
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>>34189469
look at that "lets go" nod after the kiss. I think he may be Chad in disguise, guys
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>>34189818
>>34189613
Keep telling yourselves that, mates.
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>>34189715
zuckerberg needed a tiger mom to raise his kids to run a multi billion dollar business
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>>34189808
eavesdropping retard

>>34189715
you have to be a fucking shrek x2 with no eyes no face and literal worms crawling out of your pores to be worse looking than mark.

>Zuckerberg did the same thing when he could of married a 10/10.
yeah no shit some power thirsty girl would close her eyes for a few years to win fame and money. but she wouldn't be attracted to him and love wouldn't change that.

a 0/10 dating a 10/10 doesn't change the fact that the 0 is still a 0 objectively in every manner. and even if the 10 is dating the 0, she still knows she can do better and she's settling as fuck and will never be happy.
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>>34189808
>ease dropping

kek
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>>34189469

He's got nice hair and she's average at best.
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>>34189905
She seems quite happy and enamored.
Aren't you kinda projecting there?
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>>34189469
You don't have to be chad, you only need to be a normalfag.
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>>34189940
no because i don't go below my league
nt though lmfaosdfahah
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If I've dated Brad Pitts and am always hit on by Brad Pitts, but I decide to go for a shrek, it doesn't change the fact that I know I can get a Brad Pitt whenever I want.

Sure i can be happy with a Shrek but i dont suddenly become oblivious to my tier or who i can be with.
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the whole you have to be a "chad" thing is a myth created by the redpill losers who also browse this board along side reddit. If you just work on yourself you should be fine and eventually you will be forced too. period. at some point thinking its "cool" to be a "robot" or hikkikamori is going to run it's course and you'll have to either man up or fade out. i for one have had to cut calories and work on my body hard core. i would stay in my room all day until one day i looked around all the shit around my PC desk and said "what the fuck am i doing"? i was wasting away in that bedroom. most of you i know are here for the shits and giggles but eventually you will have to get a job and you will either have to get some kind of education or grow up. I had to do a lot of those things last year after spending 4 years in my bedroom. now i am the person i want to be i may not be perfect but it all comes down to confidence my men.
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>>34189678
>Or maybe she just really likes him
No one likes fatbots. Not even they like themselves.
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He is tall and drove her to the con
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>>34189469

>she is average
>probably smart and decently successful
>maybe she is one of those meek girls that isn't too into chad and aren't attractive enough to get on his radar

>he has nice hair
>decent height and fairly attractive
>probably has his life going somewhere
>they likely go to the same college
>he may be kind and have a attractive personality
>I bet he has a decent dick too

There are a whole lot of variables to take into account. He looks sorta cute for a chubby dude. No homo.
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>>34189981
>eventually you will be forced too
To what? Being wagecuck?
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>>34189981
This is the only real post itt
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>>34189998
its a really simple formula you guys i keep having to come here and explain it to you fuck tards.
> eat less calories
> 500-1,000 cal a day
> start using tobacco (i dipp tobacco)
> get a job
you will be fine
if anything else at least everyone looks like shit when their old anyway's so no matter how much you lose now we all look like shit in the end so don't stress it.
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>>34190017
yup. you will have to get going at some point i use 4chan all the time and i am a total cuck eventually just getting handed money by the gov. gets boring i know i used to get handed money all the time until i looked around and got bored all of this will get boring at some point
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>>34189981
I wish it was true, man. I know you want to help, and not for a second do I think you managed to lie to me. But you're talking someone else's words, false, foul words.
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>>34190015
she prolly has a hagrid fetish
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>>34189952
What? No, you 89 IQ retard, I mean that you are projecting that she will never be happy because you don't want her to be happy with a fat guy.
The girl seems to be quite happy in her relationship, yet you go "she will never be happy".
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>>34190059
no this is 100% my own words and story it just get's boring after a while ya know ? why stay here rotting away when theirs a whole world to explore out there.
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>>34190092
you're wrong, we're projecting ourselves on the fat guy, and we know we will never be truly loved.
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>>34189831
what did you say about me you little fucking bitch?
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>>34190123
can we chat elsewhere? I want to hear more
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>>34189981
the red pill is the truth and you need to think outside the box. the girl is still young and she is not taking dating seriously until her biological clock starts ticking. this when she will look for an actual provider with resources. many of them leave their boyfriends to find a guy who actually has money
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>>34190092
nigga YOU'RE projecting
how do you know she's happy?
how do you know she's not happy to get out?
how do you know she's not paid to look happy?
how do you know she's not happy her ride came to pick her up?

how do you know about the part of her brain and ongoing thoughts which scream DO BETTER KNOW BETTER GET AWAYYY FROM THIS HAGRID MONSTER WHAT THE FUCK DUDE I DONT WANT TO BE SEEEEN ?
you don't :)
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>>34190157
i am every girls fantasy
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>>34190057
Yeah, eventually a lot of robots will settle down with girls and have children. To most of them it's only a phase.
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>>34190195
Holy fucking autism. I've seen denials before, but you take the trophy.

And not being able to read body language is a sign of autism, by the way.
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>>34190240

hell no over my dead body I am having children and becoming a vagina slave working two fucking jobs trying to support my family. If I have kids I can kiss my freedom away and I have to put up with a nagging girlfriend.
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Remember the story with Sam and Tolki?

>SGDQ 2014
>Married couple who did crazy long marathon stream of Mario Kart
>Everyone drinking in a room besides Sam
>Sam leaves
>Everyone gets drunk
>A bunch of guys touch his wife
>One of them sleeps with her
>Sam and Tolki get divorced

I don't fucking trust it.
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>>34190303
We'll see who will win rational thought vs fear of dying alone.
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>>34189469
Im the black guy on the right
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>>34190379
Isn't that faggot with the green shirt the one who got owned by cavemandcj?
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>>34190379
gaming culture is pleb culture tho.
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>>34190449
Gaming culture is literally the topic of this conversation since the OP
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Look at the way he's seated initially, hunched over to make himself look as small as possible, awkward childlike hand placement, that quick head turn to the side after he kisses her, it all screams insecurity and weaknesses, she's making a mental note of all of it, if she's not already cheating on him she's well on her way look at how quickly she looks down at the phone after their kiss.
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>>34190379

she gaves like 5 guys handjobs and slept with like 3 dudes
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>>34190379
>tfw your name is Sam

auijhauhd
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>>34190589
This. If you watch for their body language and subtle actions it's pretty clear the kiss is just an act of a reassurance of affection. And the guy is too beta, insecure, and embarrassed to reciprocate knowing he is on camera and shrinks away. It's all just a show for the girl and the guy is none the wiser.
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>>34190871
Nah, she looked way too long for kiss to be fake.
>phone looking
Any girl does that.
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>>34190379

famous streamer giantwaffle was practically grooming her for weeks to fuck her at this event and he was able to. he covers it up as banging a dude's wife reveals what a huge douchebag he is
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>>34189613
>major character flaw
Probably this
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>>34189722
are you trying to get validation?
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>>34189722
>high self esteem
>posting on r9gay for attention

Top kek
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>>34190871
It looked like he initiated the kiss
>>34190918
Of course all girls look at their phones, maybe if you'd gotten a kiss from an actual woman who wasn't your mother you'd know that they tend to look into your eyes afterwards if she's genuinely feeling you
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>>34190157
reptilian looking motherfucker
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>>34191121
>maybe if you'd gotten a kiss from an actual woman who wasn't your mother you'd know that they tend to look into your eyes afterwards if she's genuinely feeling you
>that's what one khv told to another khv.
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>>34190589
He's hunched over because he's fat and sedentary, fat sedentary people have dreadful postures, and they're about to leave.
His sweatshirt/whateveritscalled has a front pocket and there is something rectangular in there, which is why his hand is like that, he put the thing, probably a cellphone, in the pocket.
Still with the muscle memory of holding it, his hand is open as if he is actually holding a rectangular touchscreen object. Hence his hand placement.
When he gets up, he's puts his hand on his front pocket instinctively.
He nods "let's go" to her.
He looks to the sides to see if they didn't leave anything there (which is very common, to leave a purse, a soda bottle, whatever). She also does that when getting up.
They both get up, he puts his hands in his front pocket and they leave.

Judging by the lack of audience and the fact that no one is paying attention and are with their cellphones out, it ended or is about to start or it's boring.
If you see the moment they kiss, she puts more mouth in it, more lips and he is the one that pulls away because it's just a peck, if you actually analyze frame to frame, which I did, it really shows that he was the one that stopped the kiss not her.

You seriously need to improve your cold reading skills.
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>>34189469
pretty sure this is a one in a millionth case, just because this guy had a luck to score with a qt it doesn't mean you have a chance to find a girl that wouldn't be repulsed by you
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>>34189678
>>34189694
>>34189715
t. toasty roasties
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>>34189981
>Tfw joining the Navy to escape this life
>Tfw going in as a Corpsmen, and will ask to be assigned to a marine corp unit
>Tfw war is a guarantee with Trump in office
Atleast if I don't make it, I died doing something more meaningful than wasting my life shitposting.
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>>34189613
this is highly likely. but her problems may be so severe that high value men will not have her as a girlfriend.
she probably gets pumped and dumped by slightly higher value men in between relationships.
this is a actually a fairly common scenario.
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>>34191387
>>Tfw war is a guarantee with Trump in office
More like cold war 2 than actual one.
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>>34189469
Who's the neckbeard?
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>>34189469
You don't have to be fit to be Chad. I know a fat guy who plays WoW a lot and he gets lots of pussy. And being a Chad, he doesn't understand the POV of someone who hasn't had anyone in their life. That is Chads for you.
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>>34190379
Smug as fuck

orig
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Just like there are guys (like myself) that like fat, somewhat overweight, chubby, thicc, bbw, etc.girls, there are also women that dig fat guys. There was a pic that I cant find of a 8/10 girl feeding and making out with a extremely obesse guy iirc. On top of that he seems secure and tall.
Now being 105 lbs plus a 5' 7 manlet is true suffering, nobody likes extremely underweight guys or girls, like that emo girl that used to get posted here, skeleton chan or something like that, that most anons found disgusting, I think women think the same of men.
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>>34191640
He doesn't seem to be tall. He's just a little taller than her.
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>>34191663
seems like 5'9 to me, still taller than me tho
aboriginal
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>>34191469
He's the /r9k/'s buttblasting master
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>>34191730
Considering the height of the average projector stand ranges from 32" to 56" (81cm to 1,42cm) and consider the perspective, then the man is no taller than 1,72m.
Considering that lanky girls have different proportions and she seems well proportionate, she's no taller than 1,70m, probably 1,67m tall.

Then there are the exit door that are usually 1,90m.
If we compare the height of the chairs closest to the exit door, they're small chairs. And if we compare the chair height to the guy, then he is definitely no taller than 1,72m.
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>>34189808
You should have just stuck to playing your 3DS.
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>>34192373
t-this isn't a meme, r-right?
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>>34191771
What happened to eggman aka Mills Woods??
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>>34192534
watched his stream last night. he is stressed out and getting the bipolar to berserk level. it's how i do prior to trying to kill my self.
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