If you could redo your entire life what would you change? I'll

get the abortion I needed from the start

Try to get as much testosterone aa possible so I have more manly features and don't have these bitch hips

I really regret being a sedentary piece of shit

I would be more assertive.

>>34189315
>If you could redo your entire life what would you change?
Probably change my pants.

I'd be a failure anyway. I know myself that much. Actually, I don't want even to relive everything again since it was only suffering to get where I am right now.

>>34189315
Not to bother, life is meaningless and we're all going to die without ever doing anything purposeful. Going to university and getting a job doesn't change that.

>>34189315

Just three things:

>never go to Med school
>take up programming earlier
>never reveal my fat fetish to my gf

>>34189809
Story of the last one pls

>>34189315
I'd force myself to draw more, not get into this dead zone of inactivity right after high school, maybe be a drawfag or something.

That's literally the only thing I regret.

>>34189392
FPBP
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Start judo much younger, pay more attention in subjects I disliked i.e. Maths, Science, IT

>>34190063

>in college
>dating for around a year
>realize I left a textbook in her house
>use the key she gave me to get into her house, since she should have been at class
>catch her chugging a milk carton full of water in her bedroom
>long, embarrassing conversation (for her) about her bloating fetish
>I blurt out that I have a fat fetish, trying to make her feel less awkward
>time passes
>she ends up putting on 40 pounds
>gets increasingly miserable over it
>eventually tells me she wants to lose the weight
>I tell her that's ok
>it wasn't ok

If I'd never told her about it, she never would have forced herself to get fat. So, one of two things would have happened.
>she gets fat naturally over time, like most girls do
>I get what I want
Or
>she never gets fat, but I'm fine because I never knew tfw belly gf

>>34189315
>the record shows i took the blows and did it my way
So what you're saying OP is that the record shows you took the blows and did it your way?

I wouldn't have cheated on my qt weeb Latin girl that I was dating between middle and high school. She's only gotten cuter, and she's everything I could ever want in a person. Literally the only regret in life because this one change would have changed a lot in my life.

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>>34190446
Look at this God damn normie.

>>34189315
Among other things and depending on which events came first
>Watching porn
>drinking alcohol
>not be so vain

I wouldn't have acted like a creepy, obsessive faggot towards one girl from high school I wanted to screw. I still feel bad for scaring her.

>>34190457
I'm far from a normie bud. I just got lucky with her, and she was enamored with me. I was pressured by a girl to cheat on her, it was really bad. I kept saying no but I couldn't get her to stop touching me and stuff. I've never been able to tell anyone the whole truth, so I just say it was mutual.

And look man I'm just here for a little bit of empathy, no need to be so mean.

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>>34190512
>Its other 'normie thinks he's a robot' episode

Go post your blogshit on Reddit and leave us in peace.

I have three specific things I would do:

1. Play trombone instead of trumpet.
2. Don't get caught masturbating in sixth grade
3. Go to that college my grandpa told me to.

>>34190512
I have no sympathy or empathy for adulterers.

>>34190512
you don't just get a gf through luck, normo. There has to exist a woman who wants to be your gf to get one, and that being the case for you while also having women wanting to have sex with you means you're a fucking normie

Never play video games and hang out with the cool kids in elementary school, do my homework and have a life

>>34189621

I agree with this. Waking up tomorrow as a child and having to go through school and everything else again is one of my worst fears. I don't think I could handle all that again.

No gyno, parents that aren't race traitors

I wouldn't change a thing. The path I am on now was made for me.

>>34189315
Maybe start dealing drugs at age 12 instead of going mentally insane.

>>34189315
undo

>>34189315
My gender, I want to play easy mode.

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>>34189315
I'd eat tendies exclude my from Popeyes. That is my one regret in life, having to eat inferior tendies.

>>34189315
Do I get to keep the knowledge I have now if I could do it over? If so, damn, way too much. For the most part, I would just either cut people out of my life sooner or avoid them altogether. I blame how fucked up my life has been completely on others and my failure to cut them off.

Go to college after highschool and not the Marines

Not be a fucking sperg and notice when girls liked me. That would have led me to a lot of fine teenage pussy, but I was a total faggot/autist and didn't notice until it was too late, or I didn't know what to do.

I'd dedicate all my time and effort towards music since it's all I've ever cared about

>>34189543
right. also, there's estrogen in the soy, meat, and water bottle supply, so you'd want to avoid those things, too.

>>34190106
>FBPF
First Bost Pest Fost what the fuck dude you're messin with my brain

I'd get the herniated disc looked at right away. My intense social anxiety kept me from going to the doctor for a LONG time. By the time I did there were serious complications. I'm recovering and in better health but I suffered a lot during that time and did not come away from my neglect unscathed.

>>34189315
I'd be born in Texas where I could easily acquire a gun.

>>34189315
Can I change my genes/dna?

My parents gave me all the shitty recessive genes and the dominant ones to my siblings.

>convince my parents to let me try the Ron Paul homeschooling program
>use all my new free time to program non-stop
>be able to not have to have a burger job because of my skills, and not have to deal with people
>be able to build my militia/conspiracy/weapon website myself (don't have money to pay someone in current state and wouldn't want to anyway as they could be a shill)

also:
>take cub/boy scouts more seriously
>don't drop out when my parents give me permission
>learn how to live innawoods

If I could redo my life I'd fuck it up all over again.

There's a reason I'm not having kids.

>>34193167
if you're on this board i can assure you girls did NOT like you. you're intentionally misinterpreting past memories and retconning the narrative to think "oh they liked me I was just too autistic to notice" I can assure you that they didn't.