Dubs decide my fate

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>>34189021
knife in pooper sharp end first

Keep on with your life. Ending yourself is a waste of potential, even for Kek.

knife down urethra

>>34189088
Well..........have fun OP!!!!!

>>34189088
jesus fuck
good luck OP

>>34189088
Well fair is fair
I will use the knife, not going to stab my dick tho
I will slit my wrists instead

>>34189088
>says he's sick of life
>won't do it

>>34189088
>>34189099
Kek REALLY wills it

>>34189118
dead thread already. abandon ship m80s

>>34189119
Dude suicide and knife fucking your own dick is a entirely different ballgame

>>34189118
you don't make the rules OP that's not how this works

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>>34189118
Hey faggot, stab your dick with that knife or fuck off

>>34189157
Fair enough, i will do it, might as well go through with something in my life

Il knife my own dick and shoot myself right after,

This seems like something that might come in the news, keep an eye on local news from fairfax virginia

>>34189021
You should stop and get some help

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Flintock to the chest, praise kek.
fuck /r9k/
alt-right are faggots, /pol/ was right.
leader of TRS is jewish cuck that has a jewish pro nigger wife

also Black chicks are just superior in every way.
lena durham is a pedo, please stone her
Race war soon, helter skelter, hiro is selling your information like he did to his previos site that jim took control of.
Moot works for google, RED FLAG

==PERIDOT BEST GIRL==
4chpol is shit.

>>34189216
W-what? My feeble brain can't even comprehend what you just said.

>>34189021
Don't kill yourself op just don't.

>>34189151
then live stream yourself quickly knife fucking your dick and shooting yourself in the head so you dont die a bitch but you dont have to feel it for long

>>34189191
>keep an eye on local news from fairfax virginia
just live stream

>>34189021
Go end end someone important or go on some spree. Be our hero

Why not just go out in the wilderness?
There's a big chance you will die but at least you will die as a free man. Hell, maybe you'll find a new reason to live.

>>34189021
It's not worth it op.
There myst be more to life

>>34189021
Why not rape somebody instead? Have fun for once in your life?

>>34189021
Please don't kill yourself.

At the very least become a super hero and let someone else do it for you.

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>>34189380
too late, were in a cyberpunk world.

WE ARE FUCKED.

http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/34157760/#34165764

>>34189021
Eat the knife

>>34189191
>fairfax virginia
CHS?

Go up to some nigger and stab him in neck.

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Op here, i pussied out, seems my hands just wont let me stab my dick, who would have thought?
I have decided to just shoot myself

Whats the best angle and place? I dont want to end up like Robespierre

>>34190018
>won't do what 4chan says
>thinks the people still care
just do it you poon

>>34190018
>Whats the best angle
Vertically down
>place
Urethra

Dubs for Sudoku.

>>34189718
Yes, good guess

>>34190175
>good guess
I go there, mate. Which subschool are you in?

Shoot off little finger from left hand.

>>34190018
dont kys
if you want attention go to plebbit

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>>34190175
>>34190199
Here's proof, btw

>>34190269
Crazy how we might have seen each other before
I havent been to school a few days in a row. I guess i will need some kinda help, i just realized whats i am doing

>>34190324
Don't kid yourself, OP. Your flintlock pistol probably doesn't even work. What problems have led you to doing this?

>>34190324
>>34190402
Come to room 213 in the English hall on Wed for CT if you want to hang out, bro

>>34190269
>10th grade
>highschool
>2016-2017
Are you underage?

>>34190269
Hmm, might wanna wait a few years just to see what happens, since you know, you're an underage tenth grader. Trust me, try to finish college or high school first, things might change.

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Go to nearest wallmart
Scream FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
FUCK DONALD TRUMP
slit your throat with your pants around your ankles

>>34190832

You're a bit confused I think. >>34190269 is not OP.

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>>34190844
Top kek, this is gold.

>>34191044
>>34190844
>>34189377
>>34189099
>>34189088
ALL THESE DUBS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

KEK THIS IS NOW ORIGINAL YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>>34190018
Living in misery and constant humiliation is better than being dead, but it does give you a feel of not being scared of death I'll admit.

>>34189021

IT IS BETTER DO DIE FOR KEK THAN TO LIVE FOR YOURSELF!

KILL YOURSELF YOU FUKCING PUSSY

>>34191483
Misery gives you the true samurai lifestyle

Just go make a grilled cheese and take a nap.

>>34191522
kek, our god, has spoken yet again

Leave credit card info if you are actually doing it. thx