"Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
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Nice repost, you fag. Everyone knows the story of the M&M duels.
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>>34222192
>m-muh reposts!
Fuck off
I usually segregate my colored candy. Brown m&ms, purple skittles, and yellow and orange haribo bears are trash.
I wish they sold already sorted packs. It's just laziness on their part. This mixing bullshit is a disturbing trend and it's starting to catch on. Now chip manufacturers are failing to sort. Some kinds of cheetos have 4 different kinds of chip in them.
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OP you literaIIy have autism