Hey guys. At the tender age of 25 I... just lost my virginity to crystal-sempai.
She raped me thouroughly with those rubbery spikes on her inside, I only lasted ten seconds. No human girl could ever compare.
>>34222557
Holy crap that cross section. It reminds me of something else.
>>34222573
What the fuck is a magnetic stabilizing ring?
>>34222634
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lightsaber_hilt
According to the star wars wiki, it's a lightsaber component intended to make sure that the lightsaber blade doesn't burn through the hilt. Don't ask me how.
>>34222684
Sweet, I've always wanted a lightsaber.
Thanks for the diagram.
>>34222573
Sooo, does that mean crystal fleshlights can be used to power the death star? Are they the real Kyber crystals?
>>34222820
TFW when you find out that rule 34 of the death star exists.
Wait til you try the Obsession.
I can't decide whether this thread is the very definition of pathetic, or the very definition of hilarious.