If you were a cute girl why would you date a self loathing depressed

>>34222627
Good point I wish other people on this board would realize that.

yes because I could easily dominate the robot.
I could make him eat well and go to gym. I could dress him up as I please. I could make him do any sexual act I wanted. I could make him get a job to support us/help support us.

I see why women marry betas after fucking chad for years. you get your cake and eat it too.

There isn't such a thing as a confident healthy normal person.

>>34222627
I'm attracted to aberrant mentalities. So I'd pick the former.

>>34222627
Because that's exactly what I've been saving my virginity for! :3

>>34222673
most women want to be submissive, not domineering as you described

I'd imagine it would get extremely annoying to be around another normalfag who is just not even a real person, just a mirror of social norms and expectations.

Having a BF that goes against all of that and is nothing like 99% of guys out there would in my opinion be a fucking dream.

I honestly think MOST women would agree with me, but the only issue is that robots don't really bring any financial security to a relationship...and if we ever have kids I'll be the one who can't work for a little while...so how would we ever have children with both of us not working?

See what I mean, I want robot dick but I also want some damn security in my life. Normalfag guys offer the security.

Robots need to find some alternative source of income so they can be their autistic selves and still be able to help contribute to life expenses.

t. normalwoman with robot fetish

>>34222782
>most women
are not me if I was a cute girl
so

>>34222790
>I'm so into robots

Nice lie

No but they could take ten seconds out of their life to let khhvs touch their tits

>>34222790
>who is just not even a real person, just a mirror of social norms and expectations.
The average robot is just a mirror of shitty 4chan memes.
You cannot escape it, social proof is one hell of a drug.

If I was a cute girl, I'd date other cute girls.

>>34222910
Escorts, anon. Time is money.

>>34222930
I'd date old rich men.

>>34222930
me too
why wasn't I born as a lesbian girl :(

>>34222972
Thats gross. Women should only date other women. But no sex should be involved, only lewd handholding.

> one day I will become confident healthy normal
> one day

>>34222627
some girls are actually in to depressed guys but you need to be willing to improve. girls like to fix guys anyways.

>>34223082
t. a guy who watched Amelie

>>34222953
It's not genuine if they're getting paid to do it. Literally any woman could let you do this for almost no inconvenience to them and it would immediately upgrade you to failed normie status, having a significant effect on the trajectory of your life, but they decide not to. This is how little robots matter to the average woman. Your 20 years of friendless, miserable future existence and eventual suicide is worth less than ten seconds to them.

>>34222673
jokes on you we betas are on to your shit. go back to exploiting alpha males we betas are opting our of society.

>>34222627
because I would be insecure with no self esteem and think that a better man would leave me. It's not like my parents wouldn't neglect me just because I was a girl. My sister is fucked up too.

>>34223100
Literally anyone could donate a dollar a day to feed a starving third world child and it would immediately upgrade them to having basic necessities, having a significant effect on the trajectory of their life. This is how little the impoverished matter to the average westerner.

>>34223098
hey I was open about my depression and girls still wanted to date me. some girls were actually supportive and like the idea that I was trying better myself.

>>34223213
that dollar will only feed them for one day. Touching a pair of tits for free will have a permanent effect on your status and self-confidence. If feeding one African for a lifetime took only ten seconds of work, of course most westerners would do it (but only the men).

>>34223303
It takes 10 seconds to set up a monthly auto withdraw to a charity, and $30 is a pittance, almost unnoticeable to anyone making more than minimum wage..

only if he was a brooding depressed one, but still acted like a man and could protect me and wasn't a beta

>>34222627
Yeah, it would be like having a cute, torn-up teddy bear that I get to mend with my love and hugs.

Or an abandoned feral puppy that is also cute. He'd bite at first and be scared of getting close, but he would grow to love me forever.

>>34223382
>(((charity)))
You realize most of the money goes directly to the board right?

>>34223382
that's hundreds of hours worth of your labor over a lifetime, your 10 seconds of effort has lost you thousands of dollars. It's not the same.

Thanks for reminding me I'll never be a cute girl, asshole.

I'd date another cute girl. Purest form of love.

>>34223303
funny how you say ''only the men'', yet in the current world more females than males donate to the africa-helping charity organizations.

>>34223472
yeah that's probably because women are retarded

>>34223438
Thousands of dollars over a lifetime is nothing. For instance you are costing yourself thousands of dollars a year in devalued labor by not working a slightly higher paying job, or by buying over priced un needed items at a convenience store.

>>34223431
Yes. They get paid to run a charity, it's their job. That doesn't devalue the actual good that it does for the recipients.

>>34223538
It's still hundreds of hours of labor, no matter how you divide it. You're not costing a woman anything after you touch her tits. Take 360 10 seconds to set up a monthly auto withdraw to feed a thousand Africans and you're out all of your income. Take 360 10 seconds to let a guy touch your tits and you're in the same position as before, except for losing an hour of your time.

>>34223472
It's clearly because they subconsciously or consciously lel want the BBC, thus inherently a selfish act.

>>34223580
>That doesn't devalue the actual good that it does for the recipients.
>Implying we should keep random nigs in africa alive
You have still much to learn

>>34223621
Great bait. I almost bought it. But no one can be this dumb.

>>34222627
Free food and zero I repeat ZERO chance of unwanted sexual advances.
I'd have to stand up, physically drag him away from the computer and fucking lapdance him or something to get any action at all.

But if I were a cute girl I could also ride miles of Chad dick for the tingles and still get the free food.

>>34223687
>thinks $18,000 is the equivalent of ten seconds of time as long as you're not on minimum wage
>calls out other posts as bait
nice one, normo

>>34223621
So in other words people should care enough about others to "have a significant effect on the trajectory of their life" if it's practically free, but not if it's so cheap that it's almost completely inconsequential.

>>34223755
>so cheap that it's almost completely inconsequential
>$18,000
There is a big difference between that and a one time payment of 2 cents (minimum wage divided by 360).

>>34223679
Okay, I hear you, but consider;
>implying we should actively attempt to improve the confidence of random khhvs

>>34223840
>>implying we should actively attempt to improve the confidence of random khhvs
No I dont think you should and I dont think letting a khv touch your boobs would solve their problems with women. If anything it would only set the standards even higher.

>>34223794
$18,000.00 over 50 years is nothing.

>>34223887
It's more than 2 cents over 50 years.

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>>34223864
Then we are in agreement.

>>34223906
Yeah. like I said in >>34223755
Practically free vs almost completely inconsequential.

>>34222790
Can you be my normalwoman-with-a-robot-fetish gf?

Please respond

>>34223974
It's still hundreds of hours of labor, 0.3%-2.0% of your income. You can only do it a couple hundred times in your whole life before you run out of money. A woman can have her tits touched hundreds of thousands of times in a single year with no cost to her but her time.

yes i would, to cheer him up. i would also tell him to find a new hobby.

>>34222627
I don't think I or anyone is entitled to a romantic partner.

I also sometimes wear 2 pairs of socks.

>>34222790
i make more than enough money each year to buy what i want, but it doesn't bring me happiness

>>34224113
And that doesn't even account for inflation or the fact that 50 years is just an arbitrary number you pulled out of your ass.
Hell, with the exorbitantly wealthy lifestyle we enjoy, where with enough hard work we could make as much money as we are motivated to, the gap between you and the average roastie is much smaller than the gap between you and a starving African.

>>34224325
>account for inflation
Unless the cost of feeding an African decreases, that's irrelevant

>50 years is just an arbitrary number you pulled out of your ass.
The rest of your life expectancy, or that of the average African. It should probably be even higher

>the gap between you and the average roastie is much smaller than the gap between you and a starving African.
So what? It doesn't take $18,000 to turn me into a failed normie, just ten seconds of any woman's time.

>>34224517
>So what? It doesn't take $18,000 to turn me into a failed normie, just ten seconds of any woman's time.
I haven't even bothered to address this point because it's so stupid, but touching a pair of titties for 10 seconds will do absolutely nothing to change your life, and if it did then paying a couple hundred dollars to go see an escort would change your life

>b-but I don't want to pay! It's not the same!
And having some random slut allowing you to have a 10 second pity squeeze is better?

Instead of autistically arguing about laughably small sums of money let me spell it out for you: If you don't care enough about other people to share a tiny fraction of your wealthy existence you were born into just like the roastie was born into her position, such a small amount that it will have no impact whatsoever on your life, but supply basic necessities to someone without them and "have a significant effect on the trajectory of their life", then why should some roastie whore care enough to waste her time on you?

>>34222790
Do you really believe there are only two types of persons in the world: normalfags - who are completely soulless herd-animals incapable of independent thought; or basement-dwelling, overweight neets collecting anime figurines and surfing /r9k/ all day.

No one exists in between? Are there really no successful robots? Is everyone forever doomed to zero social contact and complete neetness?

>>34224746
Careful anon, you are treading dangerously close to blasphemy territory.
It's what the memes tell us, who are we to question the memes?

>>34224732
>but touching a pair of titties for 10 seconds will do absolutely nothing to change your life
It would turn you from an omega into a failed normie, this is the difference between being a total failure in life and having some chance of success. Yes it still doesn't count if you pay for it, because that's what society thinks. You want to know why? I don't know, I can't tell you, I'm not a normie, go ask them.

>Instead of autistically arguing
you're the one who brought it up, comparing ten seconds to a $30 a month lifetime payment. This whole thread of posts is you insisting that $18,000 is the equivalent of two cents if you spread it over a long enough time period. If not for my experience talking to normies I would think you were baiting, but no, they really are this dumb.

>laughably small sums of money
>$18,000
you are clearly a retarded normie if these are your views on money.

>such a small amount that it will have no impact whatsoever on your life
But it would, I have zero income. Now time, I've got a lot of that. I'll give up ten seconds of it for a good cause.

>then why should some roastie whore care enough to waste her time on you?
I never said she should, just pointed out that she doesn't, even though those ten seconds do not compare to hundreds of hours of labor. Jesus christ, you are fucking retarded.

>>34225034
No, you cried about the fact that roasties are so selfish that they can't make a small sacrifice to significantly improve your life >implying it would at all
Yes, $30.00 a month does not equal $0.00 one time, no one was arguing that point except you, probably because you are aware you have no valid point but still feel the need to self justify your position so you argue small inconsequential details that make no meaningful impact on the overall discussion.

The point is it's an inconsequential sacrifice that drastically improves someone's life, you want to receive it but hypocritically have the exact same 'who gives a fuck' attitude as the roasties you are complaining about.

>>34222627
I probably wouldn't

>>34223729
>and zero I repeat ZERO chance of unwanted sexual advances.
>unwanted sexual advances

Are you saying you want to be raped or intimidated into sex

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>>34222790
Not falling for it, roastie, OUT!

>>34225902
You know the rhetoric by now senpai.
Girls h8 beta dick, it's repulsive beyond words.

Are you new here?

>>34227405
Well shit how am i suppose to know when the right time to rape my GF is?

Sounds more like girls are crazy and don't know what they want.

If I had the same life cirumstances that left me the way I am right now, I'd date a depressed robot with a little self loathing. But you know with the heart of wanting to change and become a better person with the help of someone else.

I don't care about getting the 10/10 perfect mate with no problems. I want to grow and enjoy life with someone, not just go on "adventures" or experience new things.

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As a man I like to date self loathing depressed girls and despise confident healthy normal girls.

But if I were a cute girl I would still date self loathing depressed girls.

>>34222627
Pro tip: they won't. It's time for all of you to accept your place in the world and learn to love the cock.

>>34222627
following that, why date someone that doesn't have an amazing career, or a nice car, or a lot of money, etc, when they could have all that?

the entire dating system is a pick-and-choose buffet for women and there's no reason they would ever want to pick anything but the best of the best.

women literally weigh people on their databilty and you and I will never match up. why date someone who just works a retail job when they could date someone who has a great career? there's no reason to. it's like asking an employer to hire the lesser candidate

>>34229707
YEA why even date a man when you could date a cyborg robot who does everything for you and reads your mind telepathicly

>If you were a cute boy why would you date a self loathing depressed robot instead of a confident healthy normal?

That's what i wonder every day. Why the fuck hasn't my bf left me yet?

>>34229814
That's just dumb come on

If you could date the funny nice guy who works retail and busses to work and etc, or the funny nice guy with the great career and car and college degree and etc, why would ever, EVER want to date the first one?

>>34229871
Because i'm not a class traitor.

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>>34222627
If i was a girl, why would I date a guy when i could date another girl, is the real question.

>>34229871
Its not dumb, there is nothing better than a robotic slave who never gets tired always working to please you.

Robots can be CEO'S too?

Day and night on them stocks

>>34229913
Becuase nobody would pay the bill

>>34229893
what?

>>34229928
sure

but robot slaves don't exist so you're just making a silly nonsensical comparison.

>>34222627
In the hopes that I could make him better. As a guy I try to do this with the few friends I have but it's hard. One is 36 so he's very set in his ways.

Maybe a robot would be different and maybe if I were a cute girl I could make at least one outcast's life better. This would be very satisfying to me.

>>34229995
But we got woman in STEM labs now, so they will make them

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>Not robot enough to attract a woman with a innocent virgin fetish
>Not normie enough to attract a woman who just wants a regular guy

DO ANY WOMEN HERE WANT A CYBORG

>>34229964
Whoever is more dykeish would pay the bill obviously.

>>34222627
I'd let the robot know he had a chance, and learn self-restraint so that I could give him a set period of time to improve himself so that his reward would be my first time, the most sacred thing a woman can give and he'd know that I truly loved him.

I'm serious

Why on earth would any woman ever want to settle for men like us when they have so many other options?

>>34222677
I'd do cuck porn with black guys

>>34230025
cyborgs are the best boys
not too normie to be boring, not too robot to be destructive.

>>34230275
W-where are you from in that case?

>>34230305
Canada. where are you from?

>>34230398
Australia.

We can still talk if you like, though.

>>34230439
so far. :'(
do you got a throwaway?

>>34222627
There are cute girls that are depressed like us, they don't leave their houses either though.

>>34230475
Yeah, distance as an aussie always sucks kek. And sure, send any contact details (Skype, Kik, whatever) to:

[email protected]

Sometimes the service is a little slow though so give it time if I don't add you right away

>>34230398
I'm Canadian too and very cyborgy

J-j-just putting that out there...

As a depressed robot I'm willing to admit that I'm easily manipulated.

When I dated a fat girl I gained 50 lbs. When I dated a skinny nurse we went hiking every weekend and I lost all of it.

When left to my own devices I spend 90% of my day laying in bed surfing the Internet, masterbating, pacing around and drinking booze. I'm my own worst enemy and need guidance.

>>34230063
They are both irl stacy Barby dolls

What now

>>34223406
Excepr real life doesnt work that way princess

>>34230527
gotcha, I'll do that soon!

>>34230547
o-oh hello there canadian cyborg. :3 do you have a throwaway too?

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I seem to only like miserable people. You can complain to me all day and I'll actually enjoy it. I'm miserable too and I don't expect you to be happy or confident, and that's fine.

But OP, there are a bunch of cute girls who are self loathing depressed as well. They don't try to go for the confident healthy normals.

I'm just waiting for mine, and hoping maybe I can show her some fun things to ease the depressing and self loathing and it isn't so bad to suffer with someone else by your side.

>>34230940
Um, not really. In all likelihood what would happen is that anxiety would cause me to not talk to you for a bit, which would raise the anxiety more, repeat. Given the choice between that anxiety and this "what if" anxiety, I'll probably go for the later... You seem nice though so I wish you the best

>>34231013
>bunch of cute girls who are self loathing depressed as well.
no

>>34231251
Of course I'm also just coming off of a pretty depressed mood right now tbf so it could be that as well

>>34231262
They exist, I've dated them.

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>>34230940
>gotcha, I'll do that soon!
T-thanks I look forward to it

>>34231303
aw :(
if it makes any difference I have anxiety myself so I can be quite understanding and patient of that. You seem really sweet. Good luck with everything anon

>>34223082
>some girls are actually in to depressed chads

fixed that for you, no need for thanks, citizen

>>34231583
Well um

randorobot2938 at gmail dot com if you feel like dropping contact info. Please don't take it as a personal slight though if I end up not getting back to you, okay?

Cute girls have come to r9k before and interacted with posters here. they did so because they had low self esteem and needed losers to over inflate their ego. once they got enough compliments they fucked off.

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>>34230940
>>34231583
S-she's not emailing, is she?

If I were a cute girl I wouldn't date any men. I would probably just fuck guys for fun then try and get a lesbian mommy girlfriend to take care of me and raise a child with.

>>34222627
>If you were a cute girl

That's all it takes to talk to Chad.
Regular guys have work, dress, socialize, have hobbies, drive, and be athletic at the same time

>>34222627
There is no purpose. However, not every girl is as you describe.

Human interaction, specifically mating rituals, is best optimized when 7's go with 7's. The sexual market value of modern women has been arbitrarily inflated by the false song of feminism and moral relativism, enabling a generation of cat women.

>>34232582
She's not buddy.

>>34222627
If I were a cute girl I would watch myself in the mirror pretending to swallow alive tiny males

>>34225403
>you won't give a starving African $18,000 of your hard earned cash so you can't complain about women not giving you ten seconds of their time
dumb normie

>>34222627
if I was a girl I'd date a neet so we could cuddle and play vidya and hangout whenever I was free.