Ok robots, I decided to bite the bullet and hire a hooker so

>>34222254
where do you live? oregano commento

>>34222254
>what's a safe way to hire a prostitute?
You don't and become a wizard. Contrary to what most people say, it's alright.

>>34222455
District of Collumbia

>>34222254
The safest bet would be going to a state where it is legal, If you can't there are some tips I saw around:

>Ask for nudes
>When the time comes say you are not hiring her as a hooker, but as an amateur porn actress (her face is hidden)
>Try to say to her that you'll only pay after

This might bem bullshit though (my country doesn't have stupid laws)

>>34223413
Yeah, going to rural Nevada isn't really an option. It pisses me off so much. DC made weed legal so fucking degenerates can get high off their ass on their disgusting drugs, but prostitution is illegal for no reason.