Who do you think was the first robot in recorded history?

Probably some caveman who never got laid

the first caveman that discovered fire so he wouldn't have to leave his cave

>>34232538
>Probably some caveman who never got laid
>recorded

>>34232519
The encounter between Odysseus and Polyphemus is the first recorded instance of conflict between a normie and a robot

Abel was a robot

>>34232695
>not Cain
Abel was a fucking chad. Cain went full REEEEE and took him down.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes

>Public masturbation
>Constantly talked shit to normies
>Would eat loudly on purpose while others spoke
>Lived in a barrel with some dogs

>>34232718
Diogenes was too alpha for robothood.

>>34232519
why would anyone remember a virgin loser?

>>34232718
>Lived in a barrel with some dogs
kek

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>>34232718
he told one of the most powerful men in the world to get out of his light

i dont think anyone other than him would have the sheer balls to do something like that, not even a normie