Post your CHADO. I'm afraid now that I'm in a very

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template as promised

>>34232198
you really don't belong here mate

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>>34232198
Neither you or me belong here, OP. Delete this thread before someone finds out we're here.

Clearly you need to cheat on her in and fuck her in the same day to complete it.

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>>34232211

the empty template is my real template

>>34232211
This is mine
Original

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>>34232211
Thanks for posting my CHADO

>>34232349
Am OP. Did you make the original template?

If so post. I had to change the top left to shitty font I have in my only image editor

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Regret the cheating thing

>>34232198
The only thing I don't like about this template is that "Fucked a black girl" is a thing.

I feel like sticking your dick in a negro shouldn't give you a square. That's what betas do.

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>>34232198

Tfw cant yell chado in a row perfectly.

Originalo spaghettio

>>34232198
The only one I've done is rejected a female. ;(

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/trv/fag master-race reporting.

Pretty bored. Will tell stories about my X's if anyone is curious.

Do russians count as asian?

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Hello friendly robotos.

>>34232795
How did you feel after you cheated on that girl? How long had you been with her? How much did you love her, if at all?

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There's mine famalam

>>34232876

I didn't really feel anything.

We'd been together for two years and were very evidently on the verge of breaking up. She'd been going absolutely mad for months and was borderline abusive. We had to go long-distance, and she wanted to talk at every waking moment of every day. My phone would start ringing the second I stepped out of class or work, and she'd throw a tantrum whenever I told her I was with friends and would call back later. Once she even tried to force me to stay on a call for 24 hours straight and started screaming at me when I said I had to work in the morning and needed sleep.

That was my first relationship and I was either 19 or 20. I met somebody else at a club, and then we broke up about a week later when she met somebody else in her country. Hadn't seen her in four months and was too fucking stupid at that age to realize that I was dealing with much more than I should have.

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>>34232848
I marked it because it's technically the case, as for the <100lbs one Im not certain but it seemed close enough.

>>34232312
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>>34232795
Where the fuck do you find virgin women? I don't care about all the rest.

>>34232951
I was 16.

Orignalles

WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE

WHAT DO YOU GAIN FROM BROWSING THIS BOARD

I'm 24 and have never kissed a girl.

>>34232951
Kindergarten.
Church.
Take your pic

>>34232951

The first two women I had serious relationships with were virgins when we met. One was a traditional Indian chick and the other was a workaholic who never dated until the last semester of her senior year of university. Both relationships lasted for about two years, with the second being significantly better than the first. I regret that we're not together any more; my first girlfriend was batshit insane and I was too young and stupid to realize it.

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>>34232198
well i guess ill do this

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>>34232198
wew lad the guy from cl was my white girl ;)

>>34232903
>creampied a condom
What?

>>34232198
>I'm in a very stable long term relationship
Traps don't count, eggman.

>>34232951
I found my virgin woman on /a/. She was socially awkward, kind of fat but had a cute face. After talking for about 4-5 months we met up and fucked.

As a 24 y.o. virgin I find this thread highly distressing

>>34233073
niceme.me

>>34233193
go out and fuck then

>>34232939
Yeah that sounds fair. I'm on the verge of cheating but its only because I'm a horny dickhead. Got lucky and found a great girl early, but I want to fuck other girls. Its really not fair to her to cheat on her so I am thinking about breaking up with her, but I am worried I'll never find anyone as good and I'm worried she will be hurt. I wish monogamy wasn't so glamorized in our society. I love her, but a man has needs.

Sorry for the vent.

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>>34233234
>go out and fuck then

Sure thing Chad

>>34233238

Honestly, I don't think the guilt is going to be worth it.

If you love your girlfriend and would be upset if she cheated on you, then you should abide by the Golden Rule. I know that sounds corny, but once you stop being faithful, there's a good chance you'll begin suspecting her of the same. Even if she never finds out, you'll constantly be stressing about the possible consequences.

I've traveled a lot and have had a lot of sex with a lot of women in a lot of places. I'm not terribly old, but I'm already at the point where I don't give two fucks about casual sex any more. Not saying you'll turn out the same way, but fucking random bitches gets old fast - if you ruin your relationship, you'll miss what you had more than a one night stand here and another there.

Just my opinion. Do what you wanna do.

>>34233234
>go out and fuck then
JUST GO FUCK BRO ITS SO EASY BRO

>>34233282
It is bro. Get tinder, find some bitch with some leddit tinder pickup lines, lie about having had some sexual partner, take the woman on some dinner and movie date, proceed to sex.

If you get good enough @ it, I've had 2 women come specifically to "Watch a movie" aka sex right away. One of them I dated (huge mistake).

>>34233291
ez bro. If you don't, you will eventually be removed from the gene pool, so make your choice.

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whew, that was close, almost became Chad..

>>34233373
All you have to do is fuck a "thicc" girl or a milf and you win. Cmon anon I believe in you.

>>34233393
sort of fucked a milf.. wanted to lose my virginity when i was 18 and a 34 year old responded to me from Craigslist.. Was so awkward yet funny when she mentioned having a 15 year old son before we started fucking.. creampied her twice and was so afraid until i got tested that i might have STDs

>>34233337
I'm a fat ugly balding neckbeard who lives with his parents and can't drive. My mom buys all my clothes. I can't make conversation with girls unless they're twice my age and thus not sexual entities in my mind.

>>34233373
Like how does this even happen? Do you spend your entire life on Tinder and CL?

>>34233431
Then cross it off! You've had bingo.

I made out with a 33 year old once at 17, mega hot, but I didn't make a move fast enough and the next day I left to go study university in Canada. Married but wanting that dick. She had a sexless marriage and went to the gym religiously. Also mega hot.

>>34233456
>I can't make conversation with girls unless they're twice my age and thus not sexual entities in my mind.


>tfw even think older ladies want to fuck

>>34233456
My mother and girlfriend buy 99% of my clothes, because I hate shopping. GF is sleeping behind me.

> I can't make conversation with girls unless they're twice my age and thus not sexual entities in my mind.

This is where you stop being a pussy. Also, go to the gym, learn a good routine, don't speak to anyone (earphones ON) and lose weight.

>>34233456
This was in Nov 2011, about to turn 24 in March, so a while ago now. I just got lucky, seriously. Didn't even care about my micro penis.

>>34233460
MILF but not married so no bingo

>>34233504
>This is where you stop being a pussy.

I just feeze up and draw mental blanks, period.

>>34233510
Ah, fuck.

>>34233532
Realize not all women will want to fuck you anyway, so you really have nothing to lose. What mental blanks are there to draw? If you have nothing to talk to a bitch about, you don't, that's it.

If you have an interesting topic, you go ahead and talk. Or if you have something you're passionate about, or something in common. Hitting on random women only works when you reach ultimate chadimus level.

>>34233556
>If you have nothing to talk to a bitch about, you don't, that's it.

I never have anything to talk about. If I come prepared with something beforehand, it disentigrates as it leaves my mouth. Words don't come out like I intend them to, and as soon as I've said everything I had planned in advance, I'm back to just smiling and agreeing.

>>34233586
Then with all those excuses, I have a good idea.

1. Buy the highest quality onahole.
2. Buy the best inflatable waifu of your choosing. Feel free to splurge, it's cheaper than a gf anyway.

The longer you just say "no" to yourself, it will never happen. At that point just give up and fap to your waifus anyway, not like anything will change. At least mommy will bring you hot tendies though.

Now excuse me as I chad up to my girlfriend and go to bed. I have no advice to give to a defeated man.

>>34233620
Just saying what happens whenever I try.

>>34232872
Hello Chado twin.

What if i literally do not care about having a girlfriend or sex at all? What's the point of it? Why is it so important to some people?

It's all meaningless.

Yeah I'm a virgin. So fuckin what?

What now, chad?

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I used to be a pretty chad-tier guy. Now I'm here.

>>34233633
Speak to a therapist then. A female one.

>>34233670
Good on you. How are your waifus holding up sperg

>>34233692
Don't have any waifus. Read my post again, dumbfuck.

>>34233670
Asexuality is apparently a thing.

That doesn't mean it's a thing for everyone.

>>34233290
Thank you for the advice man. Maybe I'll just stick to abusing drugs until I get to that age where I don't crave casual sex anymore.

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tfw empty template is your template

>>34233736
What if you have sex with yourself? Does that still count?

>>34233770
If you're talking about masturbation, I think most asexuals don't masturbate, since they don't feel the need to. I wouldn't know for sure, though.

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technically I didn't get a bingo

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If you fucked fat chicks you could be just like me

>mfw the template is actually right for me.
I just want to kill myself now

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I really don't belong here but I'm about as happy as you people are.

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Can't believe it.
What has happened to me?
Oh, that's right I turned 30.

>>34233833
I would totally fuck a fat girl, fatties are actually kinda cute... but I am rather short for a guy (5'6") and it seems that a lot of fat girls tend to be tall, and I'd really like my partner to not be taller than me ;_;

Recently met a girl who is a little chubby and like 4'10 or something though, hoping it goes well...

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i had sex only 1 time

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FUCKING NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT


IF YOUR CHART DOESN'T LOOK LIKE >>34232211 YOU DON'T BELONG HERE

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I didn't fuck a girl in public. The maximum I did was finger her at the cinema during the movie.

>>34232972

Because it's comical to see the soup vegetables attempting to justify their existence. And there's always just the chance on of them will off itself live. It's quality entertainment for free.

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My CHADO

Jk get out u normie scum

>>34234802

Dance vegetable dance!

>>34232972
I go here because even though I score high on this CHADO bingo, I used to be a fully fledged robot. I enjoy sharing stories and talking with """""fembots'''2'2""".

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>>34232211
do people really do this kind of stuff or is this just made up by us robots?
I don't know anymore

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>>34232198
Would you guys like a greentext?
I know you would, come and look anons.

>be me sophmore in highschool
>be a lonely do nothing talk to no one loner
>school was filled to the brim with niggers
>80 percent at least i think
>rest were mix of every other race except white
>except for me
>after moving i had no immediate close friends who are now far away playing WoW in our LAN basement
>feelsbadman.png
>i decide since this place is filled with negros id try and smoke weed or something
>i ask to hit a blut from a bunch of freshman
>they all look baffled
>"HOOOOLY SHIIIIET HOL UP, YO LA QUEEFA, THIS WHITE NIGGA RIH HEYA WAN SO KUSH"
>"BITCH STOP PLAYIN FO REAL? I DIDNT KNO WE HAD WHITEYS AT OUR SCHOOL!"
>h-hah yea, so...can i take a hit?
>"FUCK IT, GIVE MAH BOY TYRONE A DOLLAH AND TAKE A PUFF WHITE BOI"
>fuck these people are rowdy, this sucks
>start smoking regularly after that
>now known in some classes as that white kid whos high and doesnt do shit
>one day some white washed black stacy says she wants me to meet her friend
>Naomi

Cont in next post

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thing is you don't have to be a chad to do some of this stuff. a lot of mine just happened / luck

>>34235570
take the girl under 100lbs back. didn't realise how light that is (britbong). although the asian girl was quite small.

Upper left corner. That's it.

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this is what happens when you use tinder to make up for everything else you missed in high school/college

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>>34232198
I lost, I'll probably off myself before I get a chance to finish any more of these

>>34235467
are you ded?

>>34232211
Guess that saved me the trouble of posting mine