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>Playing hentai o washite waifu nippo
>4.48 inch cock fully erect
>ready to masturbate
>mommy comes down to the basement
>erection quickly wilts
>mommy wants to know what i want for dinner
>tell that bitch i want motherfucking tendies
>she says i dont have enough gbp
>throw a fit and scream for tendies
>she takes 5 gbp and says were having rice and veggies
>keep rolling my sweaty self all over the floor and wailing
>calm down and play some daijo no ecchi wakase
>masturbate my 4.48 inch sweaty cock
>little sister walks in
>hide cock and game using 1337 ninja skillz
>she asks for help on homework
>do it for the pussy
>its limits/derivatives or some easy shit
>explain away about how the limit exists because you can simplify it to another form where you don't divide by zero
>thx anon
>she leaves
>angry because she didn't give me any pussy
>time for dinner
>calmed down, respectful and kind
>mother appreciates it
>she says she'll give them back to me if i do some chores
>yeahright.jpg
>wait for them to go to sleep
>make sister pass out with chloroform
>take her to mommy's room
>tie up mommy
>rape sister while she watches
>mommy is screaming and struggling
>laugh like the autist I am
>finish and shit all over the bed
>tell her that she will be next if I don't get tendies
>ok anon
>leave and go to sleep
>wake up
>it was the fucking police
>get 10 years for rape and incest
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>>34241256
You didn't even get your fucking tendies in the end.
Do they serve them some times at the State Penitenciary?
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>>34241256
>prisonmates are rabid niggers
>hate them with all my heart
>still too beta to stand up to them
>get beat up and ridiculed everwhere
>get fucking sick of it
>start praying to kek
>smear 77 in shit on the wall
>mates degrade me
>throw a tantrum
>niggers start to beat me up
>pass out
>wake up at 12:00
>lunch time
>getting food
>start eating nonstop
>steal everybodies food
>kek protects me from beatings and keep eating
>gain 100 pounds of fat
>finally fill
>strip naked
>shit and piss the remaining 100 pounds all over everybody
>whole room is shit and piss
>people start to pass out
>crush everybody with my 450lb weight
>even the niggers snap like twigs
>escape from prison
>return home
>shit and piss everywhere
>sister and mom are terrified
>rape and kill them both
>intimidate the whole world into buying me tendies
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>>34241374
>start eating 9001 tendies every day
>grow to 7'9'' and weigh 1000lbs
>skin becomes fried tendie exoskeleton
>walk into the white house
>shit and piss everywhere
>now brown house
>kill obongo and kids
>become new president
>nuke africa and the middle-east
>colonize europe and south asia
>putin scared shitless
>use missle blockade to ward off any possible nukes
>nuke russia
>they nuke back
>destroy every single nuke
>colonize russia
>rape and kill every single woman on the planet
>put every man through the meat grinder
>start to feel lonely with no normies
>feel existential depression
>want to save the human race
>study every single biological and anatomical text
>reproduce human dna from frozen humans
>repopulate the planet using sperm donors
>raise my 150 children
>still feel like shit
>kill myself
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Did you like it /r9k/?
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>>34241523
I liked it. A nice, autistic piece of crap that reminds me that at least life doesn't suck that much.
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>>34241500
God Emperor of Tendies
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Ok, here goes here goes /r9k/
>walk in
>normies on the floor
>hot normie comes up
>asks me out
>i say no
>just as i say no start choking
>old tendy from yesterday stuck in my throat
>start coughing it up like a cat coughs up his furball
>she starts masturbating like crazy
>shes a dinosaur at masturbating
>run away
>she turns into jabba the hutt
>realize all woman are secretly jabba the hut
>existence is an illusion created by aliens that look like jabba the hutts to breed the male species
>run as far as i can
>trip over a giant tendy they lay trap for me
>the tie me up and force me to eat twinkies and doritoes
>cant breath
>choke to death on doritos
>spaghetti all over the floor
>everybody does the dinosaur
>monkey does a backflip
how did i do guys>?
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