Have you ever consumed piss?

Have u ever not bean a retard?

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>>34241340
I've had my thigh peed on a bunch a few times, in the shower

>>34241340
If your piss is that yellow/orange then I would never even think about drinking your piss you swine.

>>34241403

Cheska

Can I pee in your mouth? Please? It feels so good trying to pee but not being able too because I have a boner and you keep telling me to pee but I can't!

>>34241366
how can someone bean a retard? with hummus or something?

>>34241403

Plese respod!@!@!#%%@#

>>34241416
What if it's clear? Are you a girl?

>>34241445
>It feels so good trying to pee but not being able too because I have a boner
what is this meme? I can pee with a boner and have done multiple times. Why is it some guys seem to not be able to?

>>34241629

Well, if cheska keeps begging for me to pee in her mouth i would be so rock hard i wouldnt be able too. i might get a little tiny dribble out but thats about it. damn it cheska!!!

How my capatcha was literally to select pictures with waterfalls, is this a sign?

>>34241597
If it's clear and you are attractive, then yes.
I also am a biological female.

>>34241340
Well, i guess if squirting counts as getting pissed on. Once at a party when things got hot'n'heavy with this girl, i was fingering/licking her like a mad man, drunk as hell. Then when she came, from nowhere just started squirting like crazy right into my mouth. Can't remember the taste because i was close to blackout drunk, all i know is that i slept on a towel that night.

>>34241708
same here. never full on piss though.

>>34241701
Really good, post throwaway.

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I'm done with my exams, I am now allowed to be happy

why am I not happy?

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>>34241340
Time to make this a thread for the god-tier fetish

>>34241403
L-Lewd...

>>34241784
Fuck you

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Yes, but only mine

I want a bf damn

>>34241629
Because in biology, I was taught that my pee-valve would close if I had an erection

>>34241340
Two times. Once tried my own out of sheer curiosity by peeing into my mouth in the bath.

The second time was when I drank my friends pee as a teenager. Not directly. He had an injury that was keeping him in bed and so he peed in a bottle and asked me to empty it. (sidenote, he peed in the bottle under his covers whilst I was in the room and it was so cute seeing his expression and hearing the squirts of piss into the bottle).

I took it into the bathroom (I was rock hard by now), and tried a sip. Tasted it, didn't taste 'nice' but not bad either and the fact I was doing something so degenerate right in the other room near my friend turned me on.

Ended up drinking about half a litre of his piss (light yellow, not even clear), had to fap before entering back in his room- luckily I was so horny it took no time at all. Flushed the toilet to pretend I had emptied it, told him I took a while because I was taking a shit.

Hope he gets injured again...

>>34241820
>Yes, but only mine
>I want a bf damn
are you male or female?

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>>34241340
I might've been someone's toilet once........

>>34241742
[email protected]

>>34241445
>>34241594
sorry i went to eat brunch, i don't like pee or stuff anywhere near my mouth mate
but i know the feel of trying to pee when i have a boner or leftover of one, it ends up feeling really good, but embarassing

>>34241828
you can't pee if you are fapping and near climax as evolution stopped this- it would mix with the cum and kill sperm.

But I've never had an issue peeing with a boner, in fact, I can pee with more force when I have one.

>>34241841

are you that trap in the green?

>>34241708

THE ABSOLUtytTE MAD MAN@$$@#$%&^RTGERTER

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>>34241886
yeah I'm the trap in the green

I've drank my bfs pee about 3 times. When I don't drink it he pees on my tits.

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>>34241841
it was a lot of fun turning you into my toilet
you're a good boy~
>>34241403
ive done that a lot

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>>34241833
male (male)

parmessano

>>34241784
sssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAQAAAAAAAAAH fucking tressess

>>34241852

its not embarrasing, its good

>>34241829

this is so hot

>>34241340
Accidentally got a mouthful of piss bottle because I thought it was Coke.

Yeah.

I was in a "i kinda want to be a pig" phase several years back. I dont have the balls to be sexual with others, so i just drank my own piss a few times when horny.

tfw no beefy daddy to give me golden showers

>>34242206

disgusting

you cretin. fuck thats grosse. yuck. EEWWWWWW you sick fuck!!! you actually did that!? Disturbing. Wow.

>>34242206
Drinking your pee for health is called "Autotherapy," people say it cures almost everything. Since you've done it already, you should look it up!

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>tfw no qt to suckle on my morning boner, wrapping around it with his lips and letting me piss away without a second thought

>>34241922
What's being a toilet like? I-I want to be a good boy too...

I want a qt girl to turn me into her toilet and have me lick her ass when she's done pooping

I was in a slave relationship with someone and drink their piss a few times.

Just another drop in the bucket of shame that is my pathetic life

>>34241954
oh, it was embrassing because i was being watched, then they peed on my thigh

>>34242384
h-hi...
I-I'm a good boy I think >~<

>>34242478

But first she calls you a beta cuck and then craps on everything you love. you computer, your family. everything

then she crushes your balls with her heel

you would love that wouldnt you

>>34241340
i've tasted other people's pee, never actually consumed it

taste is not very nice but i don't think i'd gag even if i had drank it

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>Feel curious sometimes about the idea of the human toilet thing
>Don't like being mean to or having my feeling hurt

I-I feel confused...

>tfw no robot bf to be your everything and piss on you
It's suffering to be a lonely mentally ill fembot.

>>34242602
you don't have to be mean or hurt feelings to do it, hold hands and pee on the ones you love

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>>34242503
But anon, what if you spill a drop of my pee? Would I have to teach good manners and become violent?

>>34242626
I know that feel gurl
:/

>>34242626
>implying there aren't hundreds of guys here that would piss on you and love you

Contact or fuck off

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>>34242626
ill be your long haired robot bf and make you into my toilet just like i did with >>34241841

>>34242626

I-I c-can pee... on you..if you want. ill do it.. i really want to. ahhh im getting butterflies in my stomach.. would you really drink my pee>? MINE? Me??? thats so dirty... so so dirty..

>>34242707
lmao son what the fuck are you doing

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>>34242645
I'd do my best to not spill any, it's much to valuable to me.

>Would I have to teach good manners and become violent?
You can be abusive all you like ^^ I'm just your worthless toy, after all.

>>34241829
average gay person everybody

>>34242744
>I'd do my best to not spill any, it's much to valuable to me.

Wow, you filthy filthy whore. shame on you. you like being called that dont you? you love being called a filthy whore.

you've been a naughty girl. does daddy have to come spank you?

>>34241340
>tfw no older-sister-like friend that's a huge pervert and shotacon that wants to cuddle with you, wants you to piss in their mouth and will beg for it, and want you to fuck her with your tiny shota peepee
>tfw 19 so no tiny shota peepee and shota looks are slowly going away
>tfw you used to have all kinds of these interactions on steam years ago but now it's practically impossible except with a gay man pretending to be a girl

>>34242761
no i love >>34242689
my fembot bf srry

>>34242640
B-But anon

I was think maybe I could be the toilet...

>>34242657
>>34242672
>>34242689
>>34242707
Please be my bf. I'm desperate. [email protected]

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>>34242491
make a peeing video with your husband (female)

Tasted it out of curiosity, the taste lingers around in your mouth for a long time and it's not a very pleasant one.

>>34241829
Christ alive.......
>>34242707
The fuck are you on about?

>>34242626
I wanna piss on this anon! Tell me more about your fantasies~

>>34242832
yeah i had to drink a whole gatorade to deal with the taste t b h

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I want to drink a girl's pee!

>>34242823
seconded

also do some facesitting <3

>>34242822
Your message wasn't delivered because the address [email protected] couldn't be found. Check for typos or unnecessary spaces and try again.

>>34242872
Holy shit so much this.

>>34243043
huh? It's my Skype account.

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Convince me to piss on you, anon.

yes I have consumed piss

closest thing was me pissing in my own face

Ate my gf's pussy once not long after she peed (I forgot she did). I immediatly reconginzed the taste but kept on licking because I just love having a pussy on my mouth.

>>34243106

are you a girl? i will if youre a girl

>>34243106
i can pay you, how about that?

>>34243043
Where do you live anon? I will be your desperate bf with piss

>>34241784
kek u got me

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tfw no gf to pee on me

>>34243179
I'm from the netherIands.

>>34243207
Jij wat. Fembot in Nederland?! HIER KOMEN

>>34243106
You can laugh at me and ridicule me while at it, and you would love it you sick sadist

>>34243207
I added you on skype, I'm european anon

>>34243207
I'm Dutch and I added you, accept

>>34243387
That's not how you talk to a lady, chad.

>>34243387
>tfw completely and utterly ignored my contact request

There is no hope dutchbro.

>>34241340
eyo son is that some ss?

>>34243207
>>34243475
Amy more like Gaymy am i right

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>>34243158
That sounds nice. Maybe I'll consider it, if you beg nicely enough.

>>34243229
I sure would, but I bet you'd love it even more, freak. Humiliate yourself and tell me more about the shameful things you've taken an interest in.

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>>34243550

Please warm me up mistress, i want to feel your steamy essence all over me!! you are so lewd, so exciting. such a naughty mistress, please pee on me mistress!

I want your hot pee, give it to me...give me your hot steamy peee pleeasse!! i cant stand it. please let it out, let it out all over me!! i want it trickling down my body, down my neck.

dont leave me dehydrated, im so thirsty >O< ahhhhh

My own once. I was just curious what it tastes like. It doesn't taste good.

>>34241340
Ew hell no wtf

Used to drink my piss all the time. It cured my cancer

I've drank my own pee about 100 times or so, I used to go to the gym regularly, and i'd drink 2-4 litres of water while I was there, pee once before cycling home and pee 3-4 times in 30 minutes after getting home, eventually curiosity got the better of me because the pee was as clear as water...

Tasted just like hot water with a tablespoon of salt desu

>would lay in the shower with the shower head aimed at my junk to fap
>got horny one day and pissed over myself
>pissed a little into my mouth to see what it tasted like

Ever since then I've wanted a gf that will drink my piss for some reason. The idea of being out with her and pulling her into the closest dark corner I can find because I need to piss turns me on a lot.

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>>34241340
Yes, it's really salty and I love it. But they have to drink a lot of water or else it can be way to powerful of a taste. Cum is better though
Trans girl fyi

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>>34243719
My, what a good boy~! You begged so lewdly for your mistress, you must really want her to let it out all over you, don't you? You want to feel useful to me and let me use you to relieve myself, don't you? Smelling it and tasting it, reveling in the feeling of being covered in the essence of your mistress just sounds like heaven to a perv like you, doesn't it? Of course, I don't mind if you feel good and enjoy it either.

Say, Anon, I think I just might have a task that would suit a dirty, perverted, lewd boy like you nicely...

>>34242626
Would you lick my butthole every morning?

>>34241340
My own, and the piss of a few others including my imouto.

>>34243902
better be cute otherwise that's gross senpai

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>>34245085
I try to be

>>34245256
That's half the battle, what kind of build you got?

>>34244154
Please post skype and talk to me this way every day, I will do anything

>>34241340
I haven't, but I have had a girl consume mine. She said it was nice.

>>34241340
yes

>was too horny and wanted to experiment with anything
>forced myself to swallow two gulps

it was fucking disgusting, never again

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>>34245301
pear shaped hips and a bubble butt and thick thighs and he says im so much softer than any of his cis gf's. my boobs are big enough that I cant wear t-shirts without peope knowing. But I do kinda a have a little bit of belly. Any my shoulders are super narrow and my heads really small. I'm 5 foot 5 blonde with green eyes and im a size 8 uk mens (no idea what that is in a girls desu. never bought girls shoes yet) Been on Hrt for 11 months

>>34241340
I'm more of a producer

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Yes but i like cum way more.

>>34245465
You are exactly my type, a bit of a belly is fine as long as you're not fat fat. I am about 6ft, brown hair sort of green/blue eyes Scottish lad

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>>34245621
I'm from the south east (eng) myself. DESU y bf is only 5 ft 6 and he is self conscious about his height. but I kinda wish he was taller XD

>>34245743
Don't need to be tall to be confident, building a cuck shed is pretty manly we could get him to do that to build his confidence while we see how good your thicc thighs look as a pair of ear muffs for me

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>>34245621
h, and last time I went to the doctors a couple months ago I got told that I had the perfect bmi for a male my height so im kinda chubby girl wise but nothing fat. and my bf is my bf and I love him and only him. Sorry And besides, I'm probably way to grotty for you. Do you like huffing gas and doing mdma in an abandoned warehouse while you listen to rave music?

>>34245938
why? you want to go do some laughing gas and listen to some local mc's in the woods senpai

>>34241784
Don't you ever get tired of posting this shite?

>>34241784
reply
gejrjoeg

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>>34246034
If i'm going to do laughing gas and go to the woods it's gonna be to burn an old car and watch it as I do bong rips.

>>34241921
Do you mind it?
How old are you?

Yup, bf and I are into pissplay. Gotta stay hydrated or it's gross though