Frogs and Feels Tavern

>>34241561
orate lad i want a bottle of newcastle brown a packet of kp peanuts and a newspaper with half naked ladies on page 3

ta chap

>Tfw got home from work and broke down crying for the first time since I was 12
>Tfw after nearly a decade of depression and misery that I've kept bottled up I'm finally ready to fucking kill myself
>Tfw it all just stops soon

>>34241561
>spill your guts

as in like, shit my self?

I can't even get a boner anymore unless I'm looking at HD brazzers porn. Should I delete all the porn on my computer and maybe even a porn blocker on my phone/PC? Not being able to get hard fucked me over with this one chick.

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>>34241616
did you at least feel better after crying?
I wish I could cry.

I would ask for a drink, bartender, but I have been drinking for the past 3 days and haven't eaten anything for the past 3 days also and my stomach currently hurts a LOT and I'm farting every 5 minutes and they fucking stink but smell good at the same time. literally just living off alcohol and energy drinks at the moment.

>>34241616
You might want to reconsider it. If you truly want to kill yourself, i don't have the rights to tell you not to by any means. However it would suck if you decided that you actually want to live at the final moments of your life.

>>34241657
You might want to stop watching porn for a while. It really fucks with your perception of sexuallity Seek professional help if necessary.

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>>34241592
Here is your drink sir. I will bring the peanuts straight away.

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>>34241592
I couldnt find a newspaper around. Sorry.