>"LEGATE ANONIMUS, SIR! This is Titus Andromachus, messenger

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>"LEGATE ANONIMUS, SIR! This is Titus Andromachus, messenger from Governor Tendicius. I am ready to give my report!"
>"Normie barbarians hordes have already taken most of the province of 4Chan, invading en masse from the territories of Tumblr and Reddit. Moresoover, barbarians we have already federated, the /Pol/ish, have rebelled, as they saw our weakness and seized the opportunity, and are getting out of their the region the Emperor provided to contain them; Tendicius asked me to give you his final orders, as the bastions under his jurisdiction, /b/ and /soc/, have fallen (OOC roman logistics is slow, deal with it)."
>"Legate, your garnison of /r9k/ is one of the last remaining line of defenses between the Empire and Internet civilization itself. The Legio VIII, Wizardicus Victii, has declared itself renegade, meaning the Emperor cannot provide with any reinforcements. The Governor's orders are as such: stand your ground to the last man. Rally as many of the natives, the "robots", as you can as foederatis, then hold the line and crush these invaders. We cannot allow 4chan to fall, or the Internet will soon follow."
>"I go now deliver these news to the God-Emperor himself, in the hope that he will find some logic in that chaos and save the Internet world. I wish swift victory to you, Legate; after all, Internet Invictaa!"