i'm a asian manlet with a tiny penis, what do i have to

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>>34289577
Be extremely rich and charismatic

>>34289577
Show her a polaroid of your ass to begin with.

/halfasian/ here.
Move to st. Petersburg, the population there is 60% women.
Otherwise lift, learn some craaazy martal art

Just give up op it's not gonna happen

>>34289577
>tiny penis
>expect blonde qt
lmao

Become Bruce Lee

Like water my friend

Be really outgoing and confident and a good conversationalist, have an attractive face, be /fit/, have socially acceptable/impressive hobbies and talents, and have good financial prospects. Be good at sex to make up for the lack of dick size

You may not need all of these, and even having all of them may not lead to success, but the more you have the better your odds

Give up hope go for an azn woman that doesn't care about height.

>manlet
give it up my man

>>34289577
You need a lot of money.

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Follow buddhism, kill thyself, see if you get lucky. Maybe you'll end up tall dark and handsome with blue eyes (me). Or maybe you'll be a snail... like not even a garden raiding snail... im talking like a fucking fish tank critter. You dont know until you try anon.

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it pains me like nothing else in my life that i will probably never know what it feels like to touch a white blonde females pussy or gently suck on a white girls nipple

i'm not even virgin anymore, i had sex with a fat asian girl once 4 years ago and i feel more pathetic than everyone else on here because i know that no white blonde girl would ever want me

i'm asian and dont have a problem with white girls, but I'm 6'1". serious advice, I suggest going for eastern european girls as they're more receptive to asians from my experience. try lifting at the least

>>34289577
Be a millionaire or give yourself a few slaps across the face as hard as you can to wake up.

>>34289599

First post best post. Doge

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>be me half asian
>not manlet 5'11
>3/10 face
>skelly/skinnyfat
>Kinda broke but have job

>be with qt weeaboo blonde cosplayer

Anime conventions my man

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>>34289577
Much money, much women

You don't. You introduce her to Chad.

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>tfw my oneitis is a blonde qt
>she's also dating a tall chad who used to play football in high school
>even if I wasn't a gook I'd already have an incredibly uphill climb
At least I have more motivation to get /fit/ this year.

>>34289577
Why do Asian men want blonde hirks so much?

>>34290434
Same reason white men want asian women so much.

Which I'm not sure why but this is normal.

>>34290449
Yeah, but Asian guys get so mad when they see other races with blondes.

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>>34289765
This
Weeb girls bow down to Asians

Quit going after normal blondes who want popular athletes

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>>34289577
Absolutely nothing. You're done you chink. You hear me? DONE. Kill yourself immediately.

>>34291640

This.

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