>be 25
>be kissless, hugless virgin
>spent majority of time on /r9k/ and been here since 2009
>give up on life
>start fucking prostitutes since my virginity is worthless anyway
>be 28
>randomly join sports club
>meet a few people but stick to myself
>start talking to this girl every once in a while
>kind of hit it off
>go to party of our club and talk to her all evening
>drive her back to her house; she still lives at home
>she invites me in
>have sex without having to pay for it
>find out she's 17
Been together for four years now, still going strong as hell
Still expect it all to come at an end at a heart's beat away.
So robots, why haven't you started fucking prostitutes yet?
bumps still work?
Have a (you), I hate it when my threads die alone
>>34293637
>fucking prostitutes leads to true teenage waifu love
i.. i.. huh. well then. carry on you glorious fuck
>>34293637
Becuase I live with my parents and my twin brother and I can't hide it from them, especially from my brother.
>>34293637
What do you even talk about with girls?
I'm afraid that if someone ever likes me I'll just have nothing to say since I have no life experiences
>>34293637
Begone normie
I am original
>>34295555
>I'm afraid that if someone ever likes me I'll just have nothing to say since I have no life experiences
That's what's constantly happening to me.
>look like Chad
>girl hits on me
>have nothing meaningful to say
>conversation fades into an awkward silence mid-sentence