WHY is it possible to have completely unrealistic and unsatisfiable

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I dunno man I fantasize about disapearing into a Sheoldred's mouth

>>34293833
Fully immersive virtual reality will be possible in a couple decades. We'll have wildly unrealistic internet orgies the likes of which nobody has ever imagined.

>>34293867
Virtual reality can't satisfy my fetish given the nature of it

Go for the lucid dreaming meme

>>34293875
Why, what's your fetish?

>>34293910
Consuming huge quantities of semen, huge bowls of it or giant beer mugs of it, just drowning in it I sincerely wish I could live on a diet that consisted of nothing but semen

>>34293867
>tfw vanilla sex clubs are a rare fetish in the future.

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>>34293934
Good lord OP is even gayer than I am

>>34293949
No bully anon

I don't find men or masculinity attractive at all, I just can't get enough of cum for literally no fucking reason

>>34293934
There's no reason you couldn't do this in virtual reality, as long as it accounted for all the senses

>>34293964
I didn't mean it ;_;

I regularly wish I wasn't a fucking voreaphile

>>34293971
But I want the real thing and nothing less

>>34293986
You could always buy a bunch of animal semen

>>34293866
Wat animu

>>34293833
Because it was real before

>>34294002
I've already looked into it, it's extremely ridiculously expensive.

Also I did it once already and the shame is unbearable

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>>34294006
Magic: The Gathering
origiolo commetolo

>>34294013
You could always sneak onto a farm and jack off a horse into a jar. They produce ridiculous amounts of semen.

>>34294066
I don't want my fetish to ruin my life

>>34294098
Go big or go home.

oregano

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>>34293934
>tfw you realize what that vat was full of

>>34294038
Good taste *adds to fap folder*

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>you will never fuck a girl in the nipple

I know they make onaholes shaped like tits but that's not the point

>>34293833
Because it's fun to fantasize.

I mean, my fetish is lactation. My completely unrealistic and unsatisfiable fetish would be to run my own human dairy farm, with women hooked up and pumped all day long like cows.

Obviously that's never going to happen. Hell, it's unlikely I'll get to meet ONE woman who would indulge my lactation fantasy. But dreaming about it is nice.

>>34293833
Because the internet has exposed you to the most retarded and depraved minds humanity has to offer and you've absorbed the retardation by osmosis and are now propagating it, infecting more minds with stupid ridiculous fetishes.

>>34294484
Humans have had /d/ tier fetishes long before the internet was a queef in somebodies brain

Your mind exists only to torture you into never thinking anything is good enough. With added synthetic concepts of paradise there is no question you'd aspire for the inconcievable, to call it your own. But you own nothing but your own stupid mind.

>>34295894
Anthromorphic animals are some of the earliest forms of art

Gets the ol' bean a snapping.

>>34294349
Let me be your hucow anon :(

>>34296195
Location? Or perhaps contact info?

>>34296195
>Let me be your hucow anon :(
Post throwaway

>>34296242
Bitch that was my (you). Get out.

because you have a penis up your ass!

>>34296236
Aus, please be near me...

>>34296242
Where are you located?

>>34296354
Sorry, Canada. I mean, if I was in the land of Aus, I'd definitly make a hucow out of you.

>>34293833
Literally
shopping for delicate pretty lingerie
and no one to wear it for. i could wear it but i only want to look pretty for the one. ugh

WHERE IS HEEEEEE *rummages fetlife* my dominant tyrant

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>>34293833
Welp, my biggest fetish is fucking a vengeful spirit of any kind as long as it's female. Idk why, it just gets me excited like nothing else does. Pic related

>>34296580
Post your profile, I want to see what a fembot's profile would look like

>>34296641
No. I'm not stupid. Why would I do that?

If you were worthy, you would know. People on 4chan are too vanilla and Fetlife is likely the same.

>>34293833
Is it worse to have a fetish that's impossible to satisfy, or a fetish that you could satisfy that has horrible repercussions if you're caught?

>>34296664
It's nearly impossible to find someone worthwhile on Fetlife, but it would be cool to find someone who's interested in that kind of thing and also goes on /r9k/. I was just curious.

>>34296900
It seems like there are a few people who are, but I just can't find the need to message or reply.

I wish it wasn't simply a fantasy, though. I need to actually start talking.

>>34296900
Age? Is choking a girl taboo for you?

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>>34293833
>tfw giantess fetish
im 6'3 as well so JUST

Oh god just imagine vr sex orgies. Imagine the greentexts
>be hitting on a cute honey in boat lounge map
>she starts getting flirty.
>we go into the bedroom (cruiseship so)
>start getting into it.
>Hear someone yell I THINK NAUTICLE
>Turn around
>Some fucked up looking pirate fucker starts tbagging my girl
>Flys out of the boat
>x marks the spot as he comes rushing into the ship with his own ship.
Fucking pirate fags.
Or the same scenario but a guy comes in just yelling FUCK ME OOOOOOOOOOOO UUUUUUUUUUUUU.

>>34296900
i'm looking for someone who enjoys corrupting or taking away innocence. has no fear in corrupting or breaking good girls. rendering her helpless and in fear of your power.

I want to suck on a girl's fingers but I don't think any girl would let me worship her hands.

>>34296900
also a person who can make me cry and whimper. and makes it so i cannot escape.

>>34297196
You don't sound very naive or innocent or "good" if you want something like that.

>>34297258
well that's why you're foolish. i am speaking the truth, and that's why it is hard to choose one. i only want this to be with someone who is alpha and matches me in every way. surpasses me in what i can fantasize.

you are quick to judge, so eliminate bye.

>>34297196
I would actually be surprised there's guys who are not excited by that idea.
Have lost count of how many hentai mangas i've read with that kind of plot and they're always among the best.

>>34297258
a good girl and the villain

it's a love/hate relationship. hate him for the evil side of him that comes out during the bedroom, the power he has over her.. but love him infinitely and deeply forever. i think it's the utmost form of loyalty and submission if a relationship like that occurs. even if its forced submission. kind of like forcing an angel, who's already submissive, to be submissive to him.

someone who has no mercy and decides if he wants to be gentle or not.

>>34293866
norn is better

>>34297457
In other words you're looking for a man who will just be himself. Very original. It makes sense, though.