who /thief/ here? >tfw could barely pay rent so took up thievery

>>34293710
Reported 2 the fbi

Have fun getting raped to death in jail by minorities.

>>34293765
imagine how cool this would be though anon. It's like real life splinter cell

>>34293710
You're on /r9k/, this way too alpha to be believable. Most of the fags here don't even have a job.

>>34293795
desu I was just playing Thief 2 and made it up but could it be cool as hell. Especially if I was a sociopath like in Nightcrawler.

>>34293785
>Hmm what's that noise
>"Hey you stop right there"
>*quickly runs around corner and hides in cupboard*
>Man shuffles back and forth across the room looking only at eye level in a 90 degree cone of vision for anon
>"Hmm must have been the wind"

>>34293828
if only it were like this. I can't imagine night time being an effective stealth guage in real life either,

>>34293813
I didn't actually report you, i was just shitposting :(

You know, stealing stuff in real life is pretty fucking cool. I used to steal in supermarket for 3 years and a few months.
I stole more than 1000 (I think) Monsters, 10 or 20 every week, depending on my week. I also stole some food there, and deodorant occasionally. Near this supermarket is a big shop, selling all sort of electronic stuff and video games. I stole more than 500 euros worth of video games.
I will always remember the time in high school I stole a few phones from stacies, hearing them screaming to the teacher because their stuff was stolen was so good.

>>34294551
a fellow negro, based anon

>>34294573
I'm not even a nigger, that's really surprising.
I'm actually really white, never stole a bike yet

I love burgling houses. Such a fucking rush. I don't even care if there's nothing to steal.

I can't help but steal at all the companies i worked for so i have to quit after some time before they see anything. I stole mostly computers and computer parts, made some good cash until now.

>>34293710
>sell most goods to local pawn shops or on ebay every couple weeks

How to immediately tell everyone that your story is fake.

>>34294844
Also for anyone that wants to actually get into theft, this is a really REALLY dumb idea.

>>34294866
so what are you supposed to do with your stolen goods?

>>34294844
>>34294866

fuck off faggot this is a fun thread.

I'm sure 90% of anons here who played vidya dreamed of being a master thief or stealthy agent.