Is Barron one of us?

>tfw no Melania mommy GF

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I love this kid.

what a fucking retard lmao :D

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>>34321784
no

orginiaiospagghetio

>trump sires an autistic retard

and he's running our country?

how does he look so chad-like at 10 years old? I dont understand

>>34321836
trump has been injecting him with growth hormones/testosterone for years

>>34321836
Healthy diet and hygiene. Something middle class parents have no time to worry about because they're too busy in the mornings getting ready for work and hope their kids can take care of themselves.

tldr: wealth

>>34321836
Wealth.

But the wealthy will ensure you don't focus on them at all costs, hence the constant uprising between black and white and poor and middleclass, left and right etc.

Wealth carries you above all that - even from birth you will be fed and cared for perfectly helping you to grow a stronger base frame earlier on, giving you access to all the opportunities you need etc.

This is why rich kids usually look pretty good and bigger. When mom was feeding you dino bites and other shit made out of mechanically recovered meat waste and 80% wheat, he would've been eating free range animal protein, full dinners with balanced macros and micros every day, from the moment he could chew.

>Rich as shit
>Robot
Of course not, stupid frog poster. He may look like a dork, but that kid probably fucks super models already.

>>34321784
Of course not. He might have robot tendencies now but that's because his parents are just letting him be a kid. Once he comes of age they'll introduce him into the world of business and networking which will ensure he becomes a normie maybe even a chad.

>>34321804
Fuck off jim

>>34321784
>>34321805

is he officially retarded bros?

(like there's no way a normal kid acts this way)

>>34321939
I was a goof like this when I was a kid too. Your sense of shame and social regulation hasn't kicked in fully yet.

What is more retarded is that people are armchair analyzing a young boy because they're starstruck by his father and often are looking for ways to smear dahnald using even his kids.

Disclaimer: I think dahnald is a fucking idiot, like 7 on the idiot scale but I'm glad Hillary killer Clinton didn't get in the whitehouse, at all costs.

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>>34321939
Nah he's fine, he was just having a moment, he's a good kid.

>>34321784

I don't like Trump but Barron and Melania are so cute!

He's a good kid leave him alone!

He's just playing around with his mom.

>>34322149
An autist would never play like this with a baby.

Any video of him speaking? Melania confirmed that he speaks english with a slovenian accent.

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>>34321784

>is this extremely tall, fantastically rich, handsome, famous person one of us?

even though he has diagnosed autism he will experience more pleasure in a day than the rest of us would in a dozen lifetimes

>>34322481
>An autist would never play like this with a baby.
yep, and peekaboo is especially antithetical to autistic behavior

>>34321939
Nah hes just a kid goofing around
His dad was 60 years old when he had him though so he could have autism

>>34321939

You are 10, your father is Donald Trump and he's running the USA.
If that's normal for you, well I guess.

>>34322637
how unlucky though, if he really has autism.

Like, he won the lottery when he was born but if he will never be able to enjoy it to its fullest.

He'll still have a much better life than any of us though. And he definitely won't be a robot.

>billionaire family
>hot mother
>dad is literally president of the us
>not even a teenager yet and already not even a manlet

how can one get so lucky

>>34321836
it's melania's genetics

anyone that impregnates her is guaranteed a stacy daughter or chad son

>>34321784

He's definitely special

>10 years old
>5'10"
>Already taller than me

There is no justice in this world.

>>34323746
he's 5'2.

A 5'10 10 year old has a medical problem.

>>34321876
You can be middle class and still do that. It's called stop being a lazy ass.

>>34321784
>Autistic retards think that a rich kid being socially awkward means he's has autism like them, when in reality he's behaving perfectly reasonably for someone his age given the extradinary circumstances and they're all the stunted retards with social skills on par with a ten year old

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>>34323807
>implying the middle class still exists

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>>34323785
>he's 5'2.
how tall are trump and melania?

>>34323838
Marfan syndrome.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7VxM4KY18M

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>>34323889
he's a big guy

bigblox

>>34321784
>>34321939
Nah, kids act like this. When you are young, your sense of humor is different and you have zero shame and zero social awareness. What makes you autistic is if you still act like this when you're older.

He looks like he might have trouble walking. Look at 13:30 in this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1VGvthWKlM

>>34324157
definitely some kind of medical condition.
Thats what happens when you try to have kids at 60. Decayed genes get passed.

>>34324157
Meme magic has consequences.

>>34324157
That's just the virgin walk, not a physical disability.

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>yfw you realize his first wank might be inside the white house

Lucky bastard

>>34324795
>implying he'll ever masturbate
He's nearly 6' tall already, filthy stinking rich, and his dad is the goddamn president, he's probably getting his dick sucked as we speak.

>>34324157
His balls were sticking to his underpants you retard

>>34322003
>>34322149
>>34323189
>>34323316
>>34324063
NO THIS IS NOT NORMAL BEHAVIOR FROM KIDS AND YOUR ANECTDOTES ARE SHIT GIVEN THIS IS /r9k/ AND HALF OF YOU ARE ON THE SPECTRUM

>>34324954
can you imagine the gold digger that tries to sink her claws into him? The screening process of getting past the Trump family would be impossible

>>34323838
What the fuck, Donald is 6'3 afaik so Barron must be a giant.

>>34321804
>>tfw no melania mommy gf
/thread

>>34325513
perspective n shiet

>>34325513
Trump's a memster that lies about height, 6'1 in youth and probably arounf 5'11 now, still Baron's a big ass kid, like 5'8

>>34321836

He's 6 feet tall at 10 years old.

>>34325577
>that lies about his height

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>>34325577
I shook Trump's hand at the Poughkeepsie rally when he was walking out, I'm about 5'10 and he was a good 3-4 inches taller than me.

He's 10 years old so I doubt it, but I bet he'll be browsing here by the time he is 16. It's the gauntlet of puberty that really defines a robot.

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>>34325926
So you added 3 inches to you height?
manlets...

so this guy's actually autistic

>>34323964
For USA

>>34321784
I feel sorry for him having Melania as a mother. I like Trump and she's Trump's wife so I respect her, but I wouldn't want to be her child. She seems pretty cold and emotionless, like the ultimate stacy. I don't think Barron gets any warmth or affection from her like the average mother figure in the West.

>>34324157
I think it's because he wants to walk fast (or normal speed) and the parade is going slowly, but he doesn't know how to alter his gait gracefully.

>>34321784
is there r34 of him yet?

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>>34326663
I hope you know your post is illegal.

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>>34326591
>not wanting Melania as a mom

NIGGA YOU ARE GAY

>>34323785
lol no, I was 5'8 at 10 and I turned out 6'3. Maybe you're in an area of high manlet concentration.

>>34323838
He looks like some rich kid straight out of an animu that abuses the use of his private right wing death squads and then gets fucked by all of them to compensate for his parents being cold and distant

>>34321836
Kek, he looks like a retard

>>34321906

>6'4"
>raised in poor family
>all I ate was rice, chicken, and ramen soup

Genetics play a huge role

>>34321836
Wealth and Melania genes. He for sure won't be a Chad though.

>>34323889
Doesn't look like Marfan's to me

t. A guy with Marfan's

>>34326813
This

Trump is not really that good looking. Melanie is pretty, so I guess he'll grow up to be average looking but knowing he has money, wealth,and fame, he can get better looking and his social status will make him more attractive to other people.

>>34326721
Well from that picture it looks like there's some bond between them so maybe I was wrong. Then again it's literally a photographer they're paying to take that image >gettyimages

>>34324157
Thats for sure an autism walk. It looks like a limp at first but the way he moves his shoulders and arms too.

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>>34326842
>Doesn't look like Marfan's to me
Of course you would say that.

>>34326906
You act like you never straddled your mom while she rested her hands on your thighs, anon.

>>34323964
>new balance
jsdfhfsdgf

>>34326895
Puberty could hit hard and go wrong though. He's already tall so he could go full on giant freak and his kind of genes are easy to make him look goofy once his face starts filling out with puberty. Big nose, buck teeth etc. I mean I'm sure you've seen a bunch of cute kids just end up fucked up looking by the time they're adults.

See: Maisee Williams.

>>34326591
She does seem really distant. I think it might be a fucked up upbringing over autism.

>>34326591
>I don't think Barron gets any warmth or affection from her like the average mother figure in the West

Uhhh have you been outside lately? Mothers these days are shit because feminism tells them they are equal to men but don't have to take responsibility for anything.

>>34321939
I acted just like this til I was like 15. Like this exact fucking action even, I have done countless times.

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>>34321906
don't be talking about my dino bites like that you bitch

>>34324954
At that age there is neither a quantity nor quality of women that will be able to quell the sexual urges and he'll eventually resort to masturbation.

>>34326742
He reminds me of Joffrey from game of thrones.

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>>34325926
>he's 3 inches taller than me
>anon's actually 5'7
>trump is a manlet

>>34323426
It's like the ultimate corrupt a wish.
>You will be born into an extremely wealthy family, your father will be president some day. Your mother is extremely beautiful and you inherit her genetics, you are aryan looking as fuck and you're not a manlet, tall from a young age. You have countless supply of money and pretty much endless influence when your father becomes president. You live the life of luxury and are given the best care and meals from birth.
>However, you're so far on the autistic spectrum that you can't even walk properly. Any antics that you do will be televised for everyone to see and make fun of.

Would you take it?

>>34326591
Asians are always cold and distant.>>34327039

>Born too late to explore the wild uncharted seas
>Born too early to explore the endless vacuum of space
>Born just in time to witness a techno-collective bound by the will of a cthnoic frog-headed chaos god collectively raise and care for from the shadows a young man thrust onto history's stage by circumstance.

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>>34321784
Not even close. Literally a Chad in the making, There are literally older Japanese women fantasizing about marrying him one day. He will never know our suffering.

>>34327178
FUCK YES, I WOULD. IM ALREADY ON THE AUTISM SPECTRUM, AND EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF ME ANYWAY

>>34327178
why not. I'd be too autistic to care about people laughing at me. Might as well fuck bitches and live comfortably.

>>34324157
I would be pretty bored if I had to walk all that way without taking out my phone or talking with people.

>>34321784
Damn, is he retarded? like, literally, he had a retarded reaction to that hi five, time-wise. Maybe the kid lives in a 4th plane that's simply 2.5 seconds behind us.

>>34328712
I think I would've acted the same way when I was his age. Then again, I'm pretty retarded.