>hello 911 what's your emergency >my neighbors are

>>34321947
Kek, you btfo those normie scum. Good work anon

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>>34321947
Good. We need to rid this world of degeneracy.

Said the little man who will go back to stroking his babydick while watching mentally ill faggots. Then he will cry himself to sleep while wondering why is he all alone.

I hope you will get beat to a pulp before you inevitably end your pathetic existence.

Hope you enjoyed the 5seconds of feeling important and powerful you sad, sad little man.

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>>34322113
>He cares about random ass normies smoking weed.

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Doing God's work, anon. Godspeed.

>>34321947
>nothing happens
lol

>>34322152
You are 100% correct. Have fun fantasizing about drawn pictures of girls made by middle aged depressed lonely Asian omegas. I wait in anticipation for the moment you neck yourself pathetic weaboo

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Haha my nigguh

>I don't understand how the law works
Private property, they cannot enter your residence without visible evidence or a warrant.
Which, since they're in the backyard, they do not have.

kek this one always exposes the normies

>tfw weed is legal in my state and they can't do shit

I only called the cops once, and it's because I saw some dude stick his hand through a car window and unlock it to hop inside.

Figured I should report it just in case

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>>34322228
>he is still buttblasted because some druggies got caught

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>>34322228
>he didn't get quints
>he doesn't know what overwatch is

>>34322249
>tell the cops I see them shooting up heroin
>cops show up
>weedsmoking degenerates losers freak out
>they do something that actually gets the arrested

>>34322113
why do you care about normans smoking weed? just admit it's funny what OP did.

>>34322308
why would I freak out?
weed is legal dumbass

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>>34322113
>>34322228

>OP triggered normies again

>>34322326
They're high and think the cops are there for something else. They're paranoid and not thinking right

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>>34321947
snitches get stitches boy

>>34322344
How does that even make sense?
Also paranoia stems from weed being illegal, it's legal so no paranoia

>>34322400
Just go to bed bro, you're high

>>34322416
No I'm not, I'm just explaining why you're a moron

>>34322428
Calm down, smoke some weed and chill out maaaannn

>>34322339
>>34322295
>>34322299
>>34322323
Dont talk the talk if you cant walk the walk, phony niggas get outlined in chalk

>>34322428
I'm not even that guy you were talking to, it's obvious you're too bombed to even have a conversation

>>34322445
Sorry mate I have to go to work

Enjoy being a faggot while I'm gone though

>>34322344
that's a little assumptive wouldn't you agree

>>34322449
Maybe he sobers up he can talk to us. That is if he doesn't automatically start lighting another blunt

>>34322113
>>34322228
>>34322323
>t. normalfag weed smoker afraid one of us will call the cops on him and have him arrested for possession

>>34322546
Try
T.not a pathetic bitch like OP and his sympathizers

You are literally the definition of bitch ass nigga. Hateful, jaded, envious but too fucking afraid to do or confront anybody at all.
Congrats a grown adult, you are on the same level as the 87yo bitter catwoman virgin. But she was born with a pussy so its expected of her to be one. Well fucking done

>>34322687
LOL stay triggered nigga

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>college
>live in a dorm for a few months
>rat out your roommates to the janitor for smoking weed
>they get kicked out
>they never knew it was me
That as 7 years ago and I still fondly remember that time.

>>34322113
>>34322228

t. weed addicts

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>July 2016
>hot summer evening
>Normie neighbors chilling in their driveway
>Kids riding bikes and playing w/ chalk
>Parents gathered near the garage drinking beer and wine
>They do this every summer night from 8 to about midnight
>nottonight.png
>Once it's 10:00 PM flat I call the cops
>"Hello my neighbors are being extremely noisy. They're drinking around their kids. I think I saw one of the dads give his son a beer!"
>Cops show up
>Drunk dad accused of providing alcohol to a minor
>He could've got off with a warning but he acts belligerent to the cop
>Gets taken away in handcuffs

Spent a night in jail and I got to see his wife and kids cry that night. Feels good to see normals get fucked

>>34322687
you're such a trashy nigger, gtfo

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>>34322339
op is doing good work today!!.!

>>34323671
>>34323337
>>34322776
The truth hurts, but that's your problem.

Cops won't bother dispatching someone for weed. You gotta at least pass it off as a noise complaint or your heard a woman screaming

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>mfw I never get arrested for weed and get away with it because my family are wealthy freemasons

>>34324096
>The truth hurts,
>but that's your problem.

EPIC

>>34322228
>JUST LET ME BREAK THE LAW IN PEACE BRO LIKE BRO CHILL COME ON BRO ITS JUST WEED BRO

>>34324211
>JUST LET ME BREAK THE LAW IN PEACE BRO LIKE BRO CHILL COME ON BRO ITS JUST WEED BRO
THIS, degenerate druggies BTFO ftw! Upvoted and reddit gold!

>>34322448
>pretending to be a nigger
self-hating normals strike again

>>34324248
>Upvoted and reddit gold!

For everyone who supports the denk ganj :)

>>34324306
Sorry degenerate druggie loser, but I'm from r/The_Donald and I'm on Degenerate Patrol ever since /Our Guy/ got inaugurated. This is an Anti-Degeneracy, Pro-American, Pro-freedom board now. Do you want me to give you the address for your nearest FEMA camp so you can report to the gas chambers?

>>34324345
>buzzwords

W E W

E

W

>>34324248
>>34324345
>being this fucking triggered
lmao

>>34322113
>while watching mentally ill faggots
are you implying OP is fapping to trannies?

>>34324369
>m-muh buzzwords
Typical liberal stoner druggie degenerate!

>>34324371
>liberal buzzwords
Typical liberal stoner druggie degenerate! Why don't you support my right to euthanize people who use drugs, I thought you liberals were all about tolerance and freedom :^)

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>it's a National Socialism Justice Warrior kinda triggered

>>34324396
wew
>>34324402
>being this familiar with subreddits

>>34324402
Nice tumblr meme kiddo, but you were so excited you forgot to end your post with the word "thread" or "episode"! Or are you too drug-addled to type right?

>>34324451
>wew
Is that libcuck degenerate druggie shorthand because you're too stoned to admit I'm objectively right and superior to you?

>>34324402
>>34324396
>>34324345

Reddit is pro weed, pro gay, liberal, atheists. Upvoted :)

>>34324475
>getting this mad that criminals get arrested for violating the law

>>34324396
I bet you don't even know how to MAGA

How does it feel to know more people came out to support toastie roasties than an actual inauguration?

>>34324488
Not ever since r/The_Donald colonized and subverted you cucks. Welcome to Trump's America now cuckboy.

>>34324506
>getting this cucked by criminals who want to run roughshod all over the law and status quo
Cuck

>>34324587
All I need to do to MAGA is remind everyone that I'm better than them and that this is Trump's America now. MAGA, I win, you lose.

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>>34324739
>This is Trump's America now

>>34322344
you've never smoked weed

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I fucking hate weed but my housemates all smoke it.

>>34324827
>implying I'm wrong
You ok there, Notorious C.U.C.K?

>>34324869
>>34324739

Fuck off back to r/trippy you stupid drug addled fedora tipping FAGGOT

>>34323528
tell someone if you feeling like harming yourself or others please

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>>34324869
>Calls me a cuck
>Cucked his fellow Americans by voting for a sock puppet

>>34324891
>dude you're on drugs because you want to MAGA and don't like us druggies lmao
>dude I'm gonna pretend to be a TradCon like you but I'm gonna use the libtarded social-shaming fedora meem lmao
Stop projecting, Patchouli. This is my country now.

>>34324912
>dude trump is a sock puppet because of Putin lmao
Got any arguments to back that up or are you just gonna keep regurgitating leftist reddit memes, Cuckerberg?

>>34324930
DUDE LMAO XD THE le reddit is strong with this one XXD DUDE PAtchouli LOL KEKEKEKE

>>34322113
>>34322228
>>34322448
>>34322687

t. degenerate stoners

>>34324930
I can regurgitate memes all day. The Trump campaign's central theme was to have fat neckbeards like you log endless hours behind a computer screen for free pee pees and unpaid marketing. Stay triggered Aaron Spergzman

>>34324912
there's literally no evidence for this, stop believing CNN

>>34322113
>all responses include "normie" just in case it wasn't obvious only a bitter, utterly friendless horrible human being would do this

Doing god's work anon.

I got a good one

>be friends with drug dealer for 2 years in hs
>hang out with him at lunch hour
>friends with all the cool kids
>rat him out to the principle
>cops come and search his locker
>he gets expelled and criminal recorded because it wasn't just weed
>1 year later ended up in juvie for assault

Fuck normies

Everyone he bought drugs from (he told the police who he had been selling to) were also suspended and sent for drug rehab.

>>34325031
>only a truly awful person would report violations of the law

>>34325036
Principal *

Whoopsie! Must have been the weed.

>>34324962
Nice leftist mental breakdown, cuck. I win.

>>34325000
>liberal buzzwords and liberal didactic
Keep rationalizing why you cucks lost. Enjoy the next 8 years because I cant wait to drink your liberal tears every single day. Don't you have a black illegal immigrant women's march to attend?

>>34325050
Exactly! Leftist cucks ITT getting blown out left and right, brother.

>>34325036
>>34325068
Nice, MAGA

>>34325107
don't you have a /lit/ thread to shit up?

>>34325050
>laws are always just

Deceitful filth.

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>>34325036
>"Very good, anon, keep up the good work!"

bl0x

>>34325107
>I win.
>you
>winning

LOL

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>>34322113
F O L L O W T H E L A W D E G E N

>>34325123
Nah, this place needs it more.

>>34325172
Is this some kinda post-modern libcuck "dude nobody can win because Profesor Baudrillardowitzsteinberg said so lmao" nu-logic? I literally win and you are literally born to lose.

>>34324211
>just let me download this car bro

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>>34325236
>I literally win and you are literally born to lose.

>>34325107
>conservative buzzwords and conservative didactic

Keep rationalizing on how you "won" while having the lowest initial approval rating in the history of American presidents. Enjoy the next 4 years because I'm sure the world will be over in a nuclear holocaust before 2020 which sucks because then I can't drink your virgin tears anymore. Don't you have to watch your wife get fucked anally by a built black bull tonight?

>>34325258
>dude let me pull out this strawman image from tumblr that invalidates your superior existence to mine lmao
I'm not the one whose people are out whining and throwing temper tantrums in the cold because they lost :^)

>>34325266
>dude there's gonna be a nuclear holocaust because Hillary didn't win lmao
The fact that liberal cucks unironically believe this will never cease to amuse me. The only holocaust that will happen will be the holocaust of your self-esteem, you whiny leftist limpwristed effete nu-male.

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GOD SPEED! I fucking hate drug addicts and drug pushers and how they steal, lie, or blame others for their own degenerate shit!

Fuck them!

>>34325307
>Unironically ignores my dubs and trips

KEK get railed you cuck the meme magic is already ours :>)

>>34325000
>>34325266

>>34325393
>dude I'm gonna get my way even though Trump already got inaugurated and is already BTFOing leftists left and right lmao
uh huh ok enjoy your memory of trips and dubs while you're out on the street trying to maintain your drug addictions

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>>34325436
>addictions
>literally spooks

laffing so hard right now the only drug I get high on is life. Love to /lift/ and smash tight poon uh huh so enjoy your memory of that one time your oneitis texted you for fifteen consecutive minutes

Just wanna give a thank you to every non-druggie ITT. Feels good seeing such a triumph.

OP, good work. Anons who are able to logically support OP, also good work. Weedfags, stay mad.

>>34325515
>dude non sequiturs lmao
>dude things that never happened lmao
The last refuge of a cuck who has no leg left to stand on. I win, and you were literally born to lose.

If you reply to this post with more cuck nu-logic about things you made up about your life or any other non-sequitur, you admit you're wrong and I'm right and I win. If anything you said was true, you wouldn't reply to me with so much zealous liberal indignation and you'd just agree that the next 8 years will be about MAGA, grabbing pussy, and Making Yourself Great Again.

>>34325632
You're welcome. I always win.

>>34321947
I'm considering doing this to some people I know. Is it worth it?

>>34325729
yeah its hilarious. just make sure you don't get found. you could be in danger if that happens as they can coordinate attacks on you even from prison.

>>34322113
I'm a stoner myself but I would love seeing stoners get BTFO near me. The more people that get fucked by the system the sooner it will get legalized.

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>>34322113
hope you leaarn your lesson from your night in jail

>>34325749
wait will i get in trouble if i do this to people that are doing something illegal in my state? Or are you saying that I shouldn't get found because the people im going to fuck over will get mad at me

Man I feel so bad for people that live in places where weed is illegal.

>>34325814
You know who needs to fucking smoke? Japanese people.

If nobody else.

>>34325804
No to your first question.

There are anonymous tip lines. From police to FBI. Depending on the severity of the crime. If you want immediate action from the cops, your best bet is to talk to them in person. The police will probably keep you anonymous though you should make sure. If you are ratting someone out, you must take your personal safety as a priority. No matter how severe the crime. Criminals are irrational people but intelligent. If they found out you ratted them out, even if they are put away from a long length of time, they can use prison phones to contact hitmen or hire thugs to beat you up.

NEVER BE FOUND.

That's important.

>>34325937
Ohh I see. I wouldn't do something to anyone who is actually intelligent. I probably wont end up doing it but thinking about it is just hilarious. Pretty much every fucking faggot teenager in my city smokes weed and theres this group of them that I really hate (They're all obviously younger than me so doing something like that to a bunch of teenagers actually seems kinda shitty now that i think about it)

>>34326084
You sound like a loser trying to pick on the one thing his mind can manage to put below his lowly existence.

Why don't you guys like weed? Have you ever even tried it?

>>34326134
Anyone that is browsing this site, especially this board is a loser. what do you expect

Weed smoking activities should have a higher punishment desu

>>34326873
>weed smoking activities
idk why but this made me laugh

>>34326138
Nope never had the chance to try. No contacts or however normies get it

>>34324096
>implying you're speaking any truth

you're just some crusty weed smoker who can't take a devilish joke, how pathetic norman

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>>34321947
>Rec state
>"fuck off, it's legal"

Succ my blunt, biaaaaaatch

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Reminder that if you smoke weed, YOU are the normie

>>34327563
>blunt

Retarded normie detected. Enjoy your lung and throat cancer faggot.

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lTT: based robots and triggered drug cucks

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>>34322113
POTHEADS GETTIN TOASTY

>>34327844
my granny smoked cigs till she died of natural causes at the ripe age of 94.

>>34322308

>get charged for making a false report and purposely wasting state resources