Family just celebrated my 23rd birthday. I tried really hard

>How do I get better at hiding my virgin bitterness?

You don't. You get worse at it.

>>34362563
>abloo its all over
>ima virgin at 23 still ree
let me know when you hit wizardhood, junior

Happy birthday OP! Here is to another 60 years of being a virgin.

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7 more years to go until you can cast some dank spells, keep it up m8

>>34362563
Accept it over time. The only real reason virgins are ridiculed is due to the fact that you're technically a biological mess, you haven't "mated" yet, but who needs to when we are overpopulated anyway? And it is shitty logic on the normies' part, sex is not any accomplishment in its own right, it's something that was bastardized from antiquated texts that instructed people to have as many children as possible.
The sooner you're okay with it, the better.

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>>34362563
Jeez, that sounds stressfull.
Im a 21 yo virgin, but I stopped giving a shit about sex. Okay, maaayyyybe it partly is because I have some issues, but I guess bitterness is just a matter of perspective.
If you were an interesting person with an interesting life, I suppose you wouldnt give a single shit about girls.

Life is about more than sex, you know.

>>34362563
it will get easier when you becom a wizard
happy birthday fucker

>>34362563
Happy Birthday OP! my birthday is today as well

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>>34362563
Happy birthday
Maybe this year you can leave the basement

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>>34363000
Ree.
The worst part is, they told me to make a wish and blow out the candles.
I wished to have sex this year, I blew as hard as I could and out of 6 (six) candles I could put out a total of 0 (zero) candles.