Would you eat this ass? What if she purposely farted on your

>>34370182
>Would you eat [...] ass?
No

>>34370182
>What if she purposely farted on your face and laughed, what would you do?

probably ejaculate tbqh

>>34370182
Benis up ass with no lube

>>34370182
>What if she purposely farted on your face and laughed, what would you do?

blow my load

>>34370182
>What if she purposely farted on your face and laughed, what would you do?

i'd smack that bitch and throw her down
(and rape her if she was barebutt nude)

>>34370182
>Would you eat this ass?
No
>What if she purposely farted on your face and laughed, what would you do?
probably kill myself tbqh

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>tfw went to HS with a slut who literally looked exactly like that
>there's a very strong/prevalent rumor that she sucked off/gave handjobs to all the Chads on the baseball team
>still wanted to fuck her (with a condom on, obv)

>>34370182
I would ask her to shit on my face

>>34370182
reminder that fart fetish is best fetish

>>34370274
>>still wanted to fuck her (with a condom on, obv)

what are you, some type of fag? stacey HPV is the mark of ultra chad

>>34370227
>not using her smushed up poop as lube

>>34370182
puffy pussy is best pussy

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>>34370301
You don't understand, man. She was a m-m-m-MEGA slut. Like, the kind of slut who says "chyeah im friends with guys because its just like less drama" and joins the military

if a girl farted on your face and laughs the best way to deal with that is to laugh it off and not throw a fit about it, a little humor during the sexy times is not so bad. then you continue eating her juicy ass