crazy shit you got away with

>>34374069
Smoke weed at lunch, smoke weed on the way to school.

Teachers never reprimand me for it

>>34374355
>moke weed at lunch, smoke weed on the way to school.
DUDE

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You raped a mentally handicapped person. Congrats.

>>34374696
you jealous, dicklet?

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>>34374069
Fake but whatever floats your fantasy

>>34374719

Am I jealous that I don't rape retards? No, I can't say I am.

>>34374781
You're jealous that a literal retard can get pussy and you can't.

>best bro brings a bottle of bourbon to school
>take shots in the bathroom in between classes
>shitfaced before lunch
>convince trig teacher that I was sick
>call my parents and they come sign me out
>three days of no school
>no one figured out that I was simply intoxicated

>I'm a tall girl

does it make me gay that i completely lost interest when i found out you were a girl. the taboo factor is gone

>>34374069
Kill your self. False rape accusations is part of what is causing men to go MGTOW.

>>34374832
I gotta agree with this other anon, i dont think sexually assaulting a mentally retarded teenager is something to be proud of

>>34374902
>what us causing men to go men going their own way

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I made a thread on /b/ and ended up fucking my sister when she was passed out. Here's the only pic I have of it.

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>>34374832

I do get pussy, she is a fully mentally coherent girl at that. I don't even have to rape her.

>>34374976
go away phonechad

>>34374989

Sounds good tard fucker

This is fake and gay and op isnt a girl

>>34374719

Boy you sound like a charmer. Raping someone who doesn't have the capacity to consent and ruining their life.

Someone screenshot this masterpiece

>rape

his dick was hard you fags

>Drinking spirits at work
>Boss asks me what I'm doing
>Tell her I'm drinking Indonesian spirits I can't pronounce the name of
>She thinks I am joking and laughs
>"Oh you're so funny Anon!"
>Keep drinking for the rest of my shift

This was in the morning, working at a cafe too.

>>34374956
Gonna need the full story.

>>34375302

Because you were stroking it you moron. Just because his dick was hard it doesn't change the fact that he didn't have the ability to consent. You are genuinely a horribleness person. Who fucking sexually assaults a teenager witha mental disability then falsely accuses them of rape? I can only imagine his confusion and the shame his parents felt.

You don't even feel bad about it. Fuck you.

>>34375524
He fucking loved it, he was just scared, no way it was rape, I was literally on the verge of making him cum hard as fuck when we got interrupted

And I DO feel bad about lying, but he has down syndrome so I doubt anything bad happened to him anyway...

>be 10 year's old
>cycle to swimming pool
>Lock my bicycle
>Stay there all day
>Go back to bicycle
>My lock accidentally locked another bicycle on mine
>Findout the kid had to walk home because of me
>We know each other
>His dad probably gave him a hard time for this
>Nobody snitched on me

>>34375668
>guys can't cum when they're raped
okay anon

>>34375668

Really you doubt anything bad happened to him? As in disrupting his life and making him change schools? For all you know they put him in a home for sexually violent retards.

I'm sure having downs on its own wasn't hard enough without your "help".

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I was riding around in a plastic batmobile and ran over and shattered another kid's Pikachu mask at a kindergarten birthday party. As soon as I realized what I did I pedaled as hard as I could and fucking jetted out of there. I ditched the batmobile behind a bush and snuck around the perimeter of the party to get back to where it happened and I saw the kid holding the pieces of his mask and crying. No one ever suspected it was me.

>>34375768
If it was rape then he's a faggot

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>>34376097

I'm really glad that I will never have to engage in mental gymnastics to morally justify the fact that I raped a mentally retarded person. You're winning at life, good job OP.

old pasta shit bait

>>34376166
>pasta
no it isn't

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>>34374069
>fucking a legitimate retard
Holy shit, my sides.

>>34374069
Please, please be fake.

I hate women that post on r9k so much, and this story makes me want to have an autistic fit of rage.

>>34374069

From the bottom of my heart:

Die being raped to death by Saudis after being abducted into sex slavery.

>>34374869
I was a unlucky teen
>Hate school
>decide to put vodka in a water bottle
>sipping on it since morning
>the only people that knew were my friends
>dean of students came to my english class
>tells me to come with her
>fuckme
>she has the principle and a cop in office
>deny everything and try to bullshit out of it
>cop does a sobriety test and i failed
>pull out water bottle because gigs up
>have to go to alternative school for 60 days

Lmoa weed 420
>smoked with friends over weekend
>forgot a pipe cleaner and a bag with a stem in my backpack
>in english class
>dean of students comes in with a cop
>cop has a drug dog
>she says there doing a random search
>ohfuckmylife
>go into hallway with the other students
>she comes out and tells me to go to office
>after a while she comes in with the cop and the principle
>asked me questions and the cop wrote me a ticket
>had to go t alternative school for 60 days but got out early in 45