SHITTY THINGS WE HAVE DONE

>>34389740
Do go on plz.

go on per favore

>>34389740
Do it OP, don't be a bitch

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We are waiting you nigger

>>34389740
Hurry the fuck up op you cunt. If you're on this board you clearly aren't busy doing something else.

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Hurry up already you faggot

Inb4 op is a normie and has just been fucking her this entire time

im waiting for the reply bish

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Why is it always when someone starts a thread for somewhat interesting greentext stories that they never pretype it and make us sit around like morons until they can be assed to scrawl further lines to give us a satisfactory conclusion or at least some further development beyond whatever is squished in the OP? Why is OP always a huge normie faggit?

>>34390584
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>>34390229
>>34390098

>If you're on this board you clearly aren't busy doing something else.

>>34390616
I'm actually going to sleep any minute now because I actually have things to do tomorrow

>>34390616
I include myself in that post, boi. I'm eating a jam sandwich and posting on /r9k/. I'm pretty aware I got nothing else to do.

OP is an immense, unforgivable faggot.

tfw even op forgets about you

>wants to "see me since its been forever"
>no reason to see her since i dont work with her
>she mentions lunch some weekday
>have nothing else going on over holiday
>meet her for lunch and things are weird

You all fell for the bait. OP pulled this story out of his ass to get replies asking him to continue.

LOL THE SHITTY THING OP DID IS START THIS THREAD AND NOT FINISH STORY

Classic

Cont.
>See her in the streets
>She whispers I'm my ear.
of you don't reply your fucking family will be raped by refugees[ /spoiler]

>>34391081
Holy shit dude that is to far

I sent pictures of my feet to some guy for a concert ticket.

>>34391277
Who is playing anon?

I pinched a senile elderly couple

>>34391296
Kraftwerk, but it was back in 2014 (I think?)

>>34391367
Punched I mean

>>34391037

it's an old as fuck joke

props to OP though

The worst thing I did was importing children from Haiti to fuck and brainwash them.

>walking my doggo along a beach
>other black dog comes up and tried to bite mine
>kick it in the jaw and stomach and it scurries away whining
>old lady comes over and starts to shout at me
>push her down the the ground, dont say anything
>she tries to get back up, still shouting
>push her down again and stand over her
>happens a few more times before she just starts crying
>kick her dog again and leave

>>34391410
She was probably an ex Stacy you did a good job anon

>>34391081

There ain't any refugees in northern England

Fuck i fell for it.

>>34391375
Those who sang

"Fun fun fun on the auto barn"?

>>34391468
Sup fellow northerner we're you from?
Yorkshire, Geordieland, Hull?

>>34391081
okok ok

orijjih

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>>34391410
This is the most autistic thing I've read in this thread desu

>>34391485
Yes andon

>>34389740
What was it like working there? I'm hoping to work a job like that soon but don't know if I can take literally wiping old people ass