Anon-kun, I know you wanna fuck a trap.

>>34396104
What do you mean "give in"? Is there a trap trying to have sex with me?

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>>34396104
>draw a female
>lol jk it's a guy

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>>34396127
>Is there a trap trying to have sex with me

There are plenty of traps out there looking for that special robot who can satisfy their needs and watch anime and play vidya with. You just gotta put yourself out there anon-kun, go on tinder or grindr.

>>34396206
>dating or putting your dick into a unstable person
That's stupid anon. Don't be stupid.

>>34396104
Cmon man.
It's cool if you like mud. No one is judging you. But don't be so deluded that you try to play mind games with a person to convince them of your fantasy bruh like fr

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I want to grab boy butt, play with his cheeks, rub my dick against his before penetrating it etc. Or maybe make him choke on my dick and force him to show me his tongue after I came inside his mouth. Or deep passionate tongue kisses and force my tongue inside his throat. There is so much stuff I want to do with a boy.

did that cock thread get deleted? wondering why the bumps stopped so randomly

>>34396322
>tfw the thread got deleted before I got someone to take me on a cute ice parfait date

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>>34396396
If the other side of the world for you is central europe, then it can't be helped.

>>34396543
Guess it can't be helped, since I'm an Aussie

>>34396333
Yes all gay and trap threads are being deleted

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>>34396104
Ok, I'll date a trap

Now what?

>>34396104

>tfw no comfy trap gf to play overwatch with

is there even any point in living?

>>34396600
I don't know anon, we've never reached this stage.

I'll have to check in with the authorities that dictate our posting agenda on how we should proceed.

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Gross oravioli

>>34396396
Better make a few more this thread is dead too senpai

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>never been into girls
>never been into manly men
>love girly boys and traps
>never been in a relationship because of this

a horrible fucking predicament, something must have gone wrong in my birth.

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>>34396591
Why is everyone in Australia? Nobody is ever in yurop. What a sad life.

>>34396599

MODBOTS = GODBOTS

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>>34396629
Ok

I live in Jupiter, Florida. Let me know before the thread dies.

>>34396669
Nobody's in Australia anon. It's just me constantly looking for a bf ;-;

I keep meeting European qts though, I've even met one from Slovakia before on here, so they've gotta be out there for you to find. Otherwise you can always come live with me

>>34396691
I live nowhere near you unlucky :(

>>34396104
The time of traps on /r9k/ is 100% over. Its almost 10pm and not even 30 replies, there are no other trap threads up you guys lost and what was left are on /lgbt/ buh bye

>>34396748
This thread only brought sadness

>>34396104
i would if i could, but not even traps are interested in me...

>>34396802
There is another trap thread currently with almost 300 replies anon, and there are no trap threads on lgbt. Do you pull """"facts"""" out of your butt often?

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>>34396725
I feel like there are so many Australians, not everyone can be you. And anon, I don't want any qt, I want to take YOU out for an ice perfait. Isn't it really hot in Australia too? That seems like the perfect idea.

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>mfw i fell for traps

>im not even into women anymore
>im not into men either
>i can only get erect over traps

Why lads. I hate you lot for dragging me into this shit.

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>>34396206
Is Tinder good for traps? Is their an option to select for traps? I don't want regular homo cross proliferation.

>>34396887
Trust me, it's usually just me. I apply my innate Aussie shitposting ability to ask people to pls be my bf in multiple threads at once. Most other Aussies I've met on here are some combo of straight/super normie/not single.

And if you wanna take me out for ice parfait you'd better save up for a plane ticket quickly, it's currently summer here which makes it an ideal time and a perfect idea, just like you thought!

>>34396104
Actually I want to kill you. I know traps like to be abused. Would you let me behead you with a machete? Because I'd be down for that.
I'd try and do it quick, one hack. Really sharp blade. hmu

>>34396967
I'm on Tindr, but my profile doesn't say anything about me being "different", so I just get liked by what I assume are normal guys (Brads, etc). Most people who openly admit to being traps are probably kinda gross.

>>34396907
Get off the internet and detox for a bit. I was in the same situation because I spent too much time in this garbage heap. Now I'm back to hating them again.

>>34396907
Please just hide these threads anon, or move on to a different board (since r9k doesn't breed a healthy mentality, even with trap threads hidden)

Get well soon

>>34396994
>met up with a trap from here
>always choke and punch him
>he comes home with a black eye and his dad bought him alcohol because he is now a real man
>this "real man" gets pissed on by me and rims my asshole

>>34396691
Seeing people post this close to me makes me consider taking the dive, but I think it's still too scary.

>>34396591
Melbourino?

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>>34396104
Just wanna' fuck another dude and suck his dick afterwards, there's nothing wrong with that. Right

>>34397047
LEL
orinigger

>>34397139
what are you afraid of though?

>>34397196
Nope, I don't even live close to Melbourne either.

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>>34396989
But anon, would you house me if I come, so that I don't have to pay for the hotel? I could cook you dinner in return and try to make you feel loved.

>>34397288
What's there not to be afraid of. I practically lose my entire life.

>>34397358
I'd honestly be upset if you got a hotel anon, it'd be a waste of money when I have a super comfy double bed going criminally underused. If I get paid in home-cooked meals and cuddles then that's just icing on the cake.

I'll have to figure out where we can go for ice parfaits though. I have a suspicion we call them something else in Aus but can't figure out what. Failing that there's always a nice cafe in my town that serves gigantic milkshakes, and we could split one of those as a plan B.

>>34396669
I am
orefanomano

>>34397304
>tfw no traps live in Melbourne
Why is this city so shit

>>34397460
>What's there not to be afraid of

A person who understands you and wants to spend time with you romantically?

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where do i meet traps

i want to pump one full of my precious semen help me out anons my cock is just aching at the thought of it

>>34397592
You realize they don't actually look like anime in real life right

>>34397590
Or until the rush wears off and they get bored.

>>34397621
you think i give a rats ass

im pretty sure any sane person knows that

>>34397513
It's alright anon, I'm no trap anyway, just a pretty girly-looking boy.

You should consider moving to a superior city though.

>>34397660
>rush

Traps are people, not a carnal pursuit

Not finding people without this mindset is what you should be afraid of

>>34397697
I wish I was a pretty girly-looking boy. My face kinda is but my upper body is to manlike

>>34397747
*with

trapiginal

>>34397592
I met up with a "trap" off Craigslist and the dude looked nothing like the picture he put up, it was a fucking 30-something dude in drag, and I was still going to go through with it until I saw his stubbly asshole, it smelled disgusting and had shit crusts on it and a hemorrhoid. I have never liked "traps" since that experience.

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>he wouldnt go full homo for this

>>34397858
He'd be cuter as a twink rather than trying to be girly with clown makeup

>>34397878
i disagree but respect your opinion

>>34397814
>goes to a shithole degenerate place looking for traps
Nice b8, pro tip traps earn the nickname TRAP because they are convincing and can trap you. A crossdresser/sissy is not a trap

>>34397906
His picture was of a convincing trap you ridiculous faggot, I said he looked nothing like the picture. I'm saying be careful about meeting up with "traps" over the internet. If you don't wanna listen then go ahead and get trolled like I did.

>tfw the thread will die before you get a Central European bf

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Hand over all your cute boys right now and nobody gets hurt

>>34399593
And everybody gets HRT*

I do but I'll never ever meet one

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>>34396104
Hi yes I accept it and I'll take my complimentary cute trap boy now, thank you.

>tfw still no Australian qt's

>>34396104
Honestly though, have you ever thought about the potential benefits society gains off of you killing yourself?

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*clears throat*
*breathes in*

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH MOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSS??????????????????????????????????????

>>34400881
But anon, there was one in this thread already

It was me

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>mfw r9k has turned prison gay because no gf

>>34401377
This made me lol

also fuck NGE

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>>34401408
Fuck you dude. Nge is really cool

>>34399058
Move to Poland originalolololol

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>>34397498
I'm really tall, so I hope your bed is big enough, otherwise I can lay in there diagonally while holding you in my arms.

A gigantic milkshake could be a nice alternative, but ice perfaits are so nice. In the worst case we could try to make one ourselves and if it will be a total catastrophe, we can eat the rest of the ice together while cuddling and watching something.

>>34401320
>tfw he doesn't leave contact tho ;---;

>>34402116
We already know each other and we live in different cities anon, why bother leaving contact details?

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>>34401894
Geez, how tall are talking? My bed just barely fits me in and I'm only 5'11. If you've got more than 2" or so on me you actually might have to lie diagonally or else just tuck your legs in against me, a bit like pic related

Homemade stuff is best stuff, so I think we should definitely shoot for that idea. It might be fun to make a catastrophe together!

>>34402253
>tfw nobody will ever live in tas

>>34402372
Huh, I assumed you were the usual Melb poster.

I'm still not in Tas though, sorry anon ;-;

>>34402362
>>34401894

d'aww i hope you 2 cute degenerate fucks hit it off <3

>>34400129
Hii anon.
>hugs you and grinds against your leg
So those bullies at the trap center said I belong to you now..

And I have been so horny waiting for you. They keep us locked in chastity even after they've found a home for us. They say it's because we have no self control and would rub our little cocks against everyone and everything. I promissee that's not true! Please can we go back and get the key please please?

Option 1 Go back to trap center
Option 2 Go to mall
Option 3 Go home

>>34402472
Jesus this actually gave me a chub.
I fucking hate r9k

>>34402472
GO TO MALL
GO TO THE DAMN MALL

>>34402546
You take your new? sissy to the mall. (Wait is this your first time owning a sissy? Do you have a backstory or is this your first time?)

At the mall you see men and their sissies walking around, eating snow cones, shopping for cute sissy accessories amd generally just exploring the mall.

*you feel your sissy tugging hard your shirt sleeve*

W-well dont get me wrong I love snow cones and accessories, but if we don't go to the center today then I'll have to wait until tomorrow. Pleease I can't stand it I feel hot all over and my panties are already wet.

Do you

1. Go shopping
2. Eat a snow cone
3. Walk around mall
4. Leave mall
5. Write in an action.

>>34402655
Take my sissy into the bathroom and use it's mouth, of course.

>>34402434
It won't happen, the jannies want to keep our forbidden love from blossoming. They've already deleted one thread we were chatting in.

>>34402888
i know a guy who met his bf here 2 years ago, they are still together.

it's possible, just gotta swap contact info asap

>>34402751
You lead the way into the bathroom

>oh you just had to use the bathroom Master?
>well I think they have bathrooms at the cent-
You finally grab your sissy by the arm and drag her to the stall
>I-I don't have t-
You push down on her shoulders with one hand and she quickly drops to the floor, stunned a little
>we shouldn't both be in here!
You obviously didn't get a smart one
You decide to drop your trousers and your sissy looks at you astonished
>w-w-wow it's so big
You reach forward and grab the back of her head and pull her closer to it
>Now! In here?!
You see a mix of fright and desperation play across her face
>it's way too big I have to work my way up to that! I'll die!
She is looking up at you pleadingly.

What do you do
Right in response

>>34402905
Meant just shoulder*

>>34402905
Make my sissy suck on just the tip. Pet his head too.

>>34402943
You keep pulling your sissy closer your hand on the back of her head and finally stop when she reaches your head
>h-huh
>Just suck on the tip a little for me
She timidly opens her lips and sucks on the tip, she is surpised at how good your precum tastes, her eyes shift upwards and as they meet yours she blushes hard. You notice her legs shifting a bit and her hands gripping her dress.

She runs her tongue across the tip, savoring the taste.

>>34403090
Oh and write in

>>34403090
Gently now. Encourage her. Supportive headpets. Cum on her face.

any trannies from New Jersey??

oregano

>>34403381
I'm from New Jersey anon!

>tfw no bf to drink hot chocolate and watch anime with

I would happily fuck/date a trap/shemale if I knew she was completely clean, and actually looked like a woman.

I wonder if traps are just as selfish, and daddy issues ridden as real women.

>>34403415
I have a 4chan email

[email protected]

please email me anon!!

>>34403471
S-sorry, I was just teasing you because I'd seen your other posts. I'm not actually anywhere close to NJ

Maybe you should go check out the /cuteboys/ map. I doubt you'll find what you're looking for but it's the best shot you've got atm.

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>>34396104
Cute traps want chad and non-cute traps like you are just ugly men.

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>>34402362
I'm 6'6, so we have to find a solution. But you know what that means, right? I could princess carry and maybe give you a piggyback ride on my shoulders. But you would also maybe have to stand on your toes while kissing.

Cooking with someone else should be fun, I could show you some stuff I picked up over the years and maybe you could cook me something in return, but I'm a harsh critic. If it isn't good enough, I would have to teach you more.

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afternoon /r9k/!

i-is 3d okay??

>>34403771
Could literally be a 40 year old man.

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>>34403786
that's a bit rude!

i've never posted anything like this before, idk what im doing desu :p

>>34403823
I wonder, do you take hormones, anon?
Are you a tranny or just a trap?

>>34403771
>>34403823
please be my girlfriend please please

oregano

>>34403732
Jesus you're tall. I'm sure we'd find a way to make the bed situation work though, and you probably coulda princess carried me anyway, seeing as I'm pretty skinny.

N-no bully if I'm bad at cooking. All I know how to make is pancakes and 2 minute noodles, so I think you'd have to teach me quite a lot.

Look anon, I'm just gonna go ahead and say it. Post an email or something pls

>>34403771
>>34403823
Hey Chloe, pls post something in your sailor outfit

>>34403823
>shitty hair

Bet you have a manface under it as well

I wish some of you fucks would actually put some effort into this.

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i don't know whether to post my legs or butt, they're kinda spotty from epilating :c

>>34403875
it was my 3 month on hrt tranny-versary yesterday
i'm just beginning to feel my hips start to grow!

>>34403876
maybe, are you in the UK?

>>34403902
is that you birdo or somebody else from /mtfg/??

sailor costume is in the wash! i'll make some pics for you tho!

>>34403910
yeah i still have a kinda manface
no point hiding it since you could find it in the /lgbt/ archives anyway

>>34403980
>is that you birdo or somebody else from /mtfg/??
Nah, just someone who knows how to use archives

>>34403980
How tall are are you

>>34404020
5'11

The things you learn when you look up trips

>>34404030
Wew

Lad3

>>34403980
I'm in New Jersey </3

>>34403980
Nice myspace angle you got going on there

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>>34396104
>tfw no one wants you cus youre andro
>no one is in San Diego anyway

I JUST WANT TO BE A ROBOTS HOUSEWIFE RRREEEEEE

>>34404077
please be mine I've wanted a tranny girlfriend for years

>>34404130
Andro means masculine anon, you'll be disappointed

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>>34404020
5'11

>>34404001
>>34404030
a secret 4chan tranny stalker, huh?

i should probably post when my body is a bit smoother and my nice outfits are dry
dont wanna put off the bots lol <3

gonna post butt now tho so i got a comparison for when i make it and get thicc

>>34404171
Hey, I ain't a stalker and I ain't that secret. I was just curious about who you were and plugged your trip into the r9k and legbutt archives.

Your butt's pretty nice already anon

>>34404242
Thanks anon! It means a lot!

gotta go but you can find me on discord @ luna#1286 or in eggman's streamas chatroom if you wanna talk

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>>34402395
>tfw the usual Melbourne faggot has finally appeared

ow8 there was actually another Melb qt ITT at some stage and I missed him T.T

Don't fall for this meme. If you're not gay don't do it. First of all, traps don't look like that in real life. That is an anime character you fucking beta loser. I fell for the "fuck a trap" meme and it was the worst mistake of my life.

"Traps" aren't a thing. Trans girls are real girls. Trans girls are women born women. Trans girls are female. So if you got a trans gf, you'd just be getting a gf. Men who date trans girls are 100% straight, since trans women are women.
Have a nice day.

>tfw 5'10 and willing to date a tranny but every tranny is taller than me

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Pizza is the Queen (male) of /r9k/ tbqh.

>>34404531
Couldn't agree more. It's difficult to not type a gigantic livejournal entry on the topic.

>>34404077
You'll find someone! SD is huge, tons of thirsty military guys.

>>34405289
Not sure if this is sarcasm, but if you agree with me, congrats. You're one of the few sensible people here. If you think trans women aren't women, then that means you view women as walking vaginas, and men as walking dicks. Which is really fucking weird and gross. I'll never understand transphobes, since your IQ has to be be extremely low to understand/agree with transphobia.

>>34404531
I admire your attempt at virtue signalling for lefty favour points on a right wing board, but you need to realise traps and transgirls aren't the same thing.

just making another post to beg for a tranny girlfriend. i'm from new jersey

>>34405381
Have you considered asking in mtfg?

>>34405330
No sarcasm here. I used to know a trans woman (mtf). She was so genuinely female, from her smile to her laugh to her walk. I miss her often.

>>34396104
Not just that, I wanna be one, but I don't know how. I don't know how to look more feminine and I'm too scared to use hormones and I'm afraid of getting older. What do I do?

>>34405401
is that on /lgbt/? i'm too much of a beta loser to go for someone on that board. i need a robot like me.

>>34405425
Yes it is, and most of the mtfs are gonna be robotic enough for you, seeing as a whole bunch of them post or posted on here.

>>34405425
You never know unless you try. There are plenty of girls out there that l i t e r a l l y will be your maid for life if you provide a loving, nurturing, occasionally lavish lifestyle.

>>34396104
Go
Back
To
/lgbt/
Fucking
Faggot

>>34396230
>being stable
>browsing a Mongolian basket weaving forum

pick one

>>34396691
Woah sweet I'm FL too

is there a list of trannies on /r9k/?
are there even that many that post pics / trip?

>>34405530
Pizza and Cheska are really the only regulars, but Pizza likes fit Asian lesbians and Cheska is married.

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>>34405530
Most don't post pics of themselves too often. But there's quite a few of us on here who pop up time. We just don't really tripfag

I ain't gay but I'd marry a 2D trap

>>34405441
>>34405468
I tried and they're as mean as I expected

Most "traps" are just straight men attention whoring out of boredom.

If you want to fuck boipucci you have to go full homo.

>>34405734
Because you came across as a chaser anon, gotta learn subtlety

That or just get a real girlfriend

>>34405768
I don't understand that stupid fucking "chaser" shit. What does it matter being a chaser if I seriously want to love one and not just fuck them?

>>34403980
can you take a picture of you sucking on something please

>>34405799

They assume anyone who purposely goes after them just likes them because they have a dick, which is true more often than not. The tranny dream is to have a straight guy fall for them because they look so much like a girl, and are willing to ignore the dick just to be with them.

>>34405799
Transgirls generally prefer that you like them for the girl rather than for the trans

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>>34405799
the whole chaser thing is fucking retarded anyway, women (even the fake ones) aren't more than tits and ass dude seriously

>>34405799
Because 99.9% of chasers are blinded by their pure fetishism. Most of the ones that end up finding transpeople to get with are with them for a couple years at best, before they realize that and move on.

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Is it bad to fap to 2d traps but not 3D? I can't get into 3D traps.

>>34405826
>getting requests
0.0
and here i was thinking i'm a hon
i need to step my game up and get some robot cock

>>34406204
sauce for fucks sake
oregggeno

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>>34406211
doeet, anon, get out there and get them cocks

>>34406211
Is this a yes or a no to my request because I'd really like to fap

>>34406316
>hairy arms
ewww

>>34406409
>trying to be a trap in 2017
el o el