/britfeel/

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first for ESA cutting your bennies

my dads pissed up and telling me about selling cocaine and shagging pornstars in his younger years

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3rd for rhodesia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clIjgSPRSqY

Fucking hate Americanisms
>drink much? Hurr durr

U FUCKIN WOT LAD. COME ROUND ERE WIV DAT LINGO N UR GETTIN SHANKED BRUV

>>34391725
Cutting who's benningtons? Yours? Mine?

we need a new op image lads. her maj is all better now and you keep worrying me she's going leave us this year

almost considering selling my body for money lads

>>34391799
they're cutting mine unfortunately

pot noodles from here to august I guess

THUMBLAD GET IN HERE!

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ALRIGHT LADS ITS ME >>34390956 HERES A PIC OF MY THUMBTASTIC FUCKING HEAD AFTER I BOTCHED IT. IM DONE AFTER THIS IM JUST GOING TO WATCH THE UNDATEABLES AND GO TO SLEEP.

(Ps If im looking a little fucked its cause im on some meds that make me a bit spaced plus im just ugly)

A cup of tea or a cup of warm milk? Decisions decisions

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Well I'll be clocking out good folks! Got a productive day planned tommorow!

Heres a tune to soothe you jobless folk so you can get a good amount of rest to begin the jobsearch tommorow!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-dYNttdgl0

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>>34391708

Would you still stay here on britfeel? if you made it in life?

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It's been a while since I've made the call, but post 'em if you've got 'em lads.

I found a copy of Fable III next to my old copy of Spore in my pantry (hah!) so I've taken up the noble quest of becoming fantasy Donald Trump, and buying every single property in the game.

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>strong urge to pee after fapping
>bladder is empty
>"I know, I'll fap again and use the force of cumming to clear the pipes!"
>hardly anything comes out
>actually made it worse

>>34391818
You look like a normal human being, lad. What the matter with you?

>>34391818

You do look like a bit of a thumb m8, although you're not that ugly

>>34391826
>begin the jobsearch tommorow!

Le Kek!

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>>34391763
feels lad

feels

>>34391818
I GOOGLED YOUR IMAGE AND IT HAD BABIES WITH DEFORMED HEADS IN THE VISUALLY SIMILAR IMAGES CATAGORY

>>34391843
Im only 20 I look like a middle aged THUMB fuck.

>>34391852
Appreciate the reaffirmation

>>34391818
Same story with every photo that gets posted in here

>Boo hoo I am so ugly I can't get a gf

Then the guy posts a photo and he looks better than me and I fucking have a gf.

Every time.

>>34391827
you have no place here if you're succesful

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>>34391869
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>34391871
Well this is what I looked like before shaving, I looked scruffy but atleast I didnt look like THAT.

>>34391818
is that t-shirt long sleeved. i have 1 very similar

>>34391818
I've seen thumblads out in the wild who looked much more like a thumb than you do, lad. You'll be alright. You do look like you're wearing a Yiddish skullcap in that picture though.

>>34391888
you look like a neckbeard

nice trips

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I love fat anime breasts

>>34391818
put on some glasses and you'd look like anthony fantano

>>34391827
There's no such thing as "made it in life"

You can be "successful" yet still miserable and all the rest of it.

I have a good job, gf, etc, all the normie stuff but I still come here. Bet there are many others.

>>34391888
THAT ONE HAS ADULT DEFORMED HEADS,
jesus this is amazing

desu lads I'm starting to feel like I won't be able to move on from the last shitty incident in my life until I sock the guy in the fucking face, break the girl's mind and generally have a full blwon and very public shitfit in regards to everything that has happened these past 6 or so months.
That or very quickly find a new gf, one who isn't a borderline histrionic suicidal mess of a "person" this time, to distract me from my negative thoughts before I kill myself or someone else

>>34391892
Nah its my jim jams top that I wear to bed.

>>34391901
Luckily everyone in my work training are all on bennies and im just there for the qualifications.

>>34391910
Good thing im a thumb now then.

>>34391913
Thanks my man.

>>34391927
1 step forward 2 steps back with these (you)'s

>>34391888

Nice trips, lad you're really not that bad at all, let the hair grow just slightly more (short, but not skinhead) and you'd probably be above average

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Goodnight, /britfeel/!

Sleep tight, rest well and I hope you have the comfiest dreams.

>>34391888
I actually think you look better shaved, anon!

Come! Nightwatchmen and protect this thread from Page 10!

Looking for London waifu or husbando
Am semi-professional musician and history student.

>>34391888
mate that 'beard' is fucking horrific, what were you thinking

>>34392035
I know but in my head it looked better than nothing...

>>34391763
>nigger in the picture

disgusting

off yourself

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>>34391818
Private Snowball!

Didn't have to reach for my AK once today, been a pretty good day.

>>34392062
Hey ill take that.

What did you lads have for dinner?
I had a medium rare medallion steak, oven chips, peas and a bit HP sauce on the side.

I broke my arm last Thursday from falling downstairs while sleepwalking. Got my cast on today and it's so restrictive I can barely type. This fuckin sucks bro's.

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>>34391826
>begin the jobsearch tomorrow!

Oregano cmmemto

>>34391826
I will forever associate this with Chateau Autiste.
RIP TDS

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>>34391708

>His name is 'Shipman'
>He volunteered restoring a canal

Toppest of keks

Local Tesco was doing Ardbeg 10 on reduced to clear for 23 quid a bottle. Good day today lads.

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>>34391912
Budding>Flat>Thicc

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>>34391829
got her so will post her lad
>>34391994
night lad
>>34392070
paella, with chorizo, chicken and king prawns. was nice desu good ole tesco finest

>>34391994
sleep tight lenner

let the night watch commence

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>>34392166
I love breasts of all shapes and sizes

>>34392070
ordering myself a cheeky dominos at work, ham, mushroom, sausage and red onion

nobody around and no cctv pointed at my desk so I could even have a wank if I wanted

I won't though, I'm no thrillseeker

Where's sneklad been hiding?

>>34392340
pussy, have that fucking wank!

>>34392377
It'd be funny if they had a hidden camera set up to make sure he isn't sleeping on the job and they catch him wanking.

>>34392377
maybe later

checked

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>>34391829
I'm very tired, but knowing my luck I won't get any sleep.

>>34392416
you need a boy to cuddle up with lad that'd help you sleep

>>34392361
sneklad isn't securitylad is he?

>>34392442
securitylad here, I don't even know who sneklad is

>>34392070
Just had some homemade pizza. Pretty tasty desu

>>34392361
not been back from work long lad, just enough time for a smoke a wank then my tea, now i'm gonna have another smoke and another wank
>>34392442
no i am ot security lad

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All hail the Sneklad. Why do they call you that, anyway?

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>need to be up at 8am
>woke up at 5 or 6pm
>don't know whether to stay up all night or go to sleep
>will probably regret and half ass either attempt

>>34392434
It would be cramped and warm, so nah, it wouldn't

>>34392434
Bit shirtlifty there, no judgement but watch your backs and all that

>>34392518
This is a classic issue. My sleep cycle is totally fucked and Ive got no idea how to fix it at this point than go full nocturnal and then gradually work my way back around

>>34392508
cause muh dick be the size of a python

>>34392434
Why are you hitting on me, lad?

> start sleeping with gril
> don't think she's interested in anything more
> turns out she is
> internal autism triggered
> constant nausea, sweats, the shits

Why doesn't my body want me to be happy, anons?

I'm NEET and my sleeping patterns are all over the place.

Anyone been keeping up with the Investigatory Powers act, by any chance? What capabilities do they have up and running now?

anyone here use their phone to browse here? what method do you use?

Always scared of opening up r9k incase theres a porn thread too, anyone got any tips?

>>34392581
Women that easy are a red flag

Relationship then fucking. Not the other way round

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>>34392508
the real reason i suppose is cause i'm quite fond of miia from monster musume she's a snek
muh dick isn't reallt like a python, well, maybe an average sized python
should i put another pic of a young jodie up again or do you think it may cause a ruccus again

>>34392585
The major ISPs have probably been collecting and handing that data over for years so they're probably fully capable.

seems they were just making what they do already legal

Want to have a cheeky wank but I can't decide what to. Send some stuff my way

>wanked off to a fantasy about a friend of mine sitting on my face and wanking me off whilst he's farting

I don't think I can go any lower

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>>34392679
BRRAAAAPPPPP :D

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>>34392609
Ah, I see. I'm not opposed to more Fosterposting, Sneklad. Not opposed at all.

>>34392594
I just use clover on my phone. Why are you afraid of porn?

>>34392679
had my last fap to this lad
https://xhamster.com/movies/4653285/crossdresser_and_two_men_have_fun.html

>>34392730
I'm not really, its just embarrasing if someone sees BLACKED on my phone or something

>malteasers with another condescending "cripple women can get bfs too" advert

>>34392773
>had my last fap to this lad

Can you people stop wanking to this queer material? What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>34392792

What do you think the guy is like? I always feel like the adverts imply that he's normal, which is utter horse shit

>>34392804
what do you nosh it to lad?

>>34392807
There's 2 of them now.

The most recent one has them making a joke about her hand spasms wanking him off

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>>34392804
it never used to be like this, social isolation and the gay psyops on 4chan did this to me

I can barely even get it up to vanilla situations and girls anymore

>>34392833
need to get on that noporn my man.

try and wank less too. Eventually your brain will sort its shit out.

>>34392833
take comfort in the fact that if you tried this in real life, your dick would most probably not work

>>34392616
Undoubtedly they've been collecting it and hoarding it for the own purposes and making it available upon request, but GCHQ just intercept all incoming and outgoing UK traffic anyway.

Do you think the ISPs are already handing all data over for the use of any government departments now? And do you believe them when they say they'll only be able to see what websites we've visited, not what pages, boards and not the contents of any posts made?

>>34392884
yeah well, I feel the biggest reason this happened is girls feel alien to me now since im a shut in but I know what my penis feels like and I know what it'd feel like to be the crossdresser too.

Any sexual encounter would feel alien, I honestly think i'll never be in that situation, I haven't been intimate with a human in all my life


>>34392885
I don't think they see all that yet, but its a slippery slope and soon they'll be getting you for hate crime for stuff you post here

>>34392833
I'm socially isolated and have been for a long time and the psyop didn't affect me at all. I'm a conspiracy nut so maybe I'm impervious to psychological operations now?

Out of interest, who do you feel perpetrated said operation? A nation state actor?

>>34392816
I like to watch well dressed business women, secretaries and any woman wearing stockings/tights and high heels get captured and raped for prolonged periods of time.

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>>34392962
Could be a CIA experiment for example

the mass manipulation of young adults on the internet, look at pol with the altright and r9k with the gay shit, seems like the manipulation is working if it is that, they could use what they've learned to manipulate other parts of the internet with a broader demographic

>>34392961
Yea, you're definitely in the prison gay situation. I've been there before and I'm also a shut in who can't relate to women at all

Only difference is, I went through with it. Not pleasant.

Porn habits still degenerate though, but at least I know now it's purely fantasy.

>>34392961
>I don't think they see all that yet, but its a slippery slope and soon they'll be getting you for hate crime for stuff you post here

I agree. It won't be long before they increase these powers and they can monitor anything and everything we do, if they aren't already. I don't post much hate but I don't want the DWP getting my data. I'm in ESA and PIP.

>>34392728
well being honest my wise friend i only put the last 1 up as a present because of your detective skills,and teaching me something new
stand alone sentence,which i have even used in some conversations

Will China ever wage war with America? I hope so. Then I won't be so bored living in East Devon

Odds I smoke. Evens I sleep

>>34393133
America would destroy them, and they know it, so no

China would have their entire coast blockaded and bombarded. They're starve

Check their Navies sometime. The yanks have more aircraft carriers than the entire world put together, and that's just 1 ship type

Me bumhole itches.

Getting signed off with stress
also who wants to come wank my willy off?

New girl at work remembered me from the interview, told me she liked my haircut I'd had since then.
That means she noticed me then, and noticed a change in me since then, and likes something about me.

I'M SCARED

>>34393269
nah
i am off to have a wank myself though

>>34393269
Depends. Post pic

>>34393318
Is she a roastie lad?

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>>34391829
Which fuckhead dipshit at Lionhead decided to put the "new gfame" button directly under the "save game" button in the menu? And why can't I have multiple save games? What in the actual shitting fuck is this?

Suffice it to say I'm not playing Fable anymore.

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>>34391829

Just done an hour on the mini exercise bike and feel surprisingly ready for the day tomorrow.

Hope you lads are all doing good.

>>34393363
I don't know, I've met her briefly on two occasions not grilled her on her life.
She's single (I only know this through some low level stalking), 19, not long out of 6th form, wants to join the army. All I know

>>34393223
Sounds like you have a Enterobius vermicularis infection friend.

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>>34393365
Fable 3 was bad anyway, was playing fable the lost chapters the other day, very /comfy/

Night lads, hope that all your days go better tomorrow. maybe we'll all die in our sleeps, eh?

>>34393417
nah it's just from a spicy poo a had earlier

>>34393427
I can see what they were trying to go for with it, but it just fell flat on it's face. Not that that's anything new, that's the general consensus on the game.

I haven't heard of the Lost Chapters. It wasn't that motion controlled game with the carriage or whatever? Is it any good?

It's a fucking major annoyance and inconvenience that we can't use VPNs or Tor here. I think I'm going to get a USB dongle and use it solely for shitposting here on a machine that I never use for anything that is personally identifiable. How, then, could anything be attributed to me?

Do any of you technical anons lurking see any problems with that solution?

>>34393427
I tried to replay the first Fable recently, it being the only one I liked, and fuck if it wasnt a heap of shit.
Younger me must have been blinded by the lies

>>34393472
Lost Chapters is the definitive edition of the first game

>>34393472
nah lad its just what the PC version of fable 1 was called, probably should have just said fable 1 but oh well

http://store.steampowered.com/app/204030/

>>34393459
Night anon. And here's hoping we do all die in our sleep!

>>34393499
Oh, right. To be fair, I probably could've just googled it.
>>34393496
So it's shit then? Or worth a try?

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Actually to tell you the truth I was watching the speedrun shit last week and wanted to try it on a game, since fable1 was my chidlhood game I thought why not.

Watched this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly38y6cHc18

might attempt a full speedrun someday when I can be arsed, or find another comfy game to speedrun

>>34391888

your "beard" looks like someone gave you a gorilla mask lad. you look better with that disgusting shit shaved off.

>>34393560
What's with the trains then, lad?

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>>34393542
If you haven't played fable1 then I would try it at least, you can get the remastered one but I'm not sure if its any good or not.

Its aged a bit but the game has an amazing charm to it and its very comfy

>>34393578
I just like posting trains sometimes, it adds an exciting element to an otherwise boring post

>>34393560
Speedrunning isnt very comfy once you have finally done a good run

>>34393388
i'm not too bad lad,i'm actually feeling pretty good desu. have you anything planned for tomorrow or are you just ready to tackle the day

>>34393603
It's pretty cheap, so I might try it out. That being said, I spent almost a hundred quid on games over christmas, so I've got a bit of a backlog.

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>>34392833
honestly if you fap to traps you are at least bi

maybe 4chan led to you discovering some of these kinks but I highly doubt you are 100% straight if you fap to dicks in any form

lay off the porn for a couple of weeks and see where your attractions take you

>>34391815
Lad why are they cutting off your ESA? What reason did they give?

I'm watching someone play the new resident evil game. A bit spooky.

watching the giant bomb quick look of resident evil 7, its actually doing me a spook lads

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>>34393733
>>34393737
stop shilling your game capcom

>>34393733
>>34393737
Fucking hell. Abit in synch, eh?

>>34393733
>>34393737

What's spooky is this double set! Are you a helicopter pilot?

>>34393733
>>34393737
wew spooky, dubs to

Is the universe malfunctioning? What's happening? What's the cooldown period for a 4chan pass user?

>>34393842
Payup and find out lad

>>34393842
I think it's about 30-40 seconds

>>34393862
it's a minute for text only posts

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>>34393733
>>34393737

Dooo dooo doo dooo doo dooo

>>34393885
No, it's 30 seconds.

>>34393900
no it's not, i literally did it a minute ago

>>34393885
But that's about how long it is for a regular user?

>>34393912
He's talking about the 4chan pass. It's 30 seconds. I have a pass, I would know.

>>34393173
Nah lad. China could just cut off all trade if they wanted to for a short while. Maybe... Also they have the most military personnel in the world and are backed by Russia.

And even if China didn't win it'd destabilise the world enough that we're all fucked for life.

>>34393133
just came in from that cig. My leg is shaking it's so cold. Going to have to go to bed to warm up in a minute

>>34393888
What's the verdict on how that happened? It must be a conspiracy between two anonymous individuals, surely?

>>34393223
>>34393417
Sounds like he has worms lad. He needs to stop making out with his dog

>>34393964
swear on me nan that theres no monkey business going on, maybe there's an embargo just lifted

>>34393964
I had just finished watching sips panic oven the game and quit out of fear is all.

>>34393942
Cutting off trade hurts China more than it does the Yanks. The country would implode into a civil war within weeks. Yanks can still trade with Europe. Personnel doesn't matter when you're stuck on land not being able to move

Russia couldn't do dick either.

>>34393983
What do you mean an embargo lifted? Are you the person who doubled posted the Resident Evil posts? I'd like an explanation, please.

>>34394016
games have embargoes when content can posted, if every site then posts their videos at the same time then everyone's going to watch at the same time

>>34394030
It was released yesterday so videos were bound to pop up this evening.

>>34394012
>Cutting off trade hurts China more than it does the Yanks. The country would implode into a civil war within weeks
thats retarded lad, the chinese have giant country full of farms and mines sure the economy would sufferer but the millions of rural chinese wouldn't see any difference. ironically it would probably actually turn china back into a communist state

>>34394030
And you both posted it here within 4 seconds of each other? Both posts mention "spooky" and are very similar?

No, Scully. What we just witnessed was either a paranormal phenomena or a collusion.

What do you like put on your toast, lads? I have either marmite, jam, or peanut butter

>>34394088
well spooky and doing me a spook is a meme something of a meme. i swore on me nan and i stand by that

>>34394097
I usually grill some bacon and make a sandwich out of it

>>34394012
I'm sure China could survive a week without the Americans buying their sex toys and whatever else.

>Russia couldn't do dick either
Apart from a Russian Blackjack could leave far east Russia and ruin LA and be back in an hour. Also their military is better trained

>>34394012
>The country would implode into a civil war within weeks

doubtful considering how big the country actually is

if anything it would galvanize them like Nazi germany or imperial japan, the average Chinese is already nationalist as fuck. All their problems would be directed at the west and the government would be even stronger

>>34394133
A bacon butty is nice but that isn't really a toast topping

Anyone playing elysium private server?

really need an MMO to occupy my mind

Who has work tomorrow but still up?
Will probably roll into the office at about 10... I have weeks like this sometimes. Really don't have a huge amount to do...

>>34394313
Do you not have a set time you need to be there by or do you just have a certain amount of hours you have to work?

>>34394313
Nope. I'm NEET, lad.

>>34394164
America can easily survive on it's own. A vast land. Many resources. Tremendous resources. The best!

Getting some melatonin tomorrow. Hopefully it isn't a meme and I can start having a stable sleep schedule.

>>34394339
If that's the case then why do they invade and interfere with so many countries?

>>34394332
Yeah I have flexi hours so as long as I'm there between 10 and 4 I can make up the hours before or after (42 per week Inc lunch).

>>34394366
Even more resources! Global power has reach to pursue its best interests

>>34394382
What do you do in the office?

My cock stinks of fish 24/7.

>>34394613
you need to actually take showers

>>34394524
I read and send emails. Sometimes I take minutes. Definitely spend most of the day reading.

>>34391818
You're alright desu my man

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Post cats, lads.
Heres my depressed fucker

>>34392792
>>34392807

Katawa Shoujo kind of made me want a cripple gf, and if I'm anything to go by they're definitely not getting with any normies.

Katawa Shoujo also made my dick stop working and my appetite go away for a few days. Might see if I can do it again as a weight loss/nofap strategy.

>>34395145
>and if I'm anything to go by they're definitely not getting with any normies
Not seen the malteasers ad lad?

Messaged Big Teddy, lads. I told him we love him on /Britfeel/ and that we support him, he replied "go suck your marj, dont bait up my ting" Can someone translate? When I messaged him back and said he certainly doesn't live up to the jolly fat guy stereotype he said he will "bore man up" whatever that means. He's not very nice at all

>>34395209
means he's a big poofter with daddy issues and a mummy who didn't cuddle him enough

>>34394339
Fuck off you yank loving negroid

>>34395209
He's a fat nigger gangsta wannabe! What did you expect

>>34395204
Not when I made the post. I just watched both ads though.

Man, irl cripples are shit-tier.

I wished that I would die in my sleep the other night

Why am I still here

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days are dragging, nights are flying by

slightly updated OP image

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why can't all paki shopkeepers be like old navid, eh lads

>>34395859
Where the fuck is graffiti man? All pakis out lad

Also, time to sleep. Here's hoping I don't wake

>>34395209
Bullshit. I messaged Fat Teddy to inform him that someone was trying to force a meme about him and he was surprisingly friendly. He told me he passes through occasionally and any publicity is good publicity.

10/10 for a criminal drug dealer in a London gang

>>34395979
Racist white bastard. We're taking over your country

>>34396129
your kids want the british lifestyle and you can't do shit about it

plucked from the jaws of darkness

>44 IPs
>nobody posting
ww@ lads come on

Electric ran out a couple of days ago and I had to leave the house to get more to put on the meter.

It was awful.

>>34397089
my sympathies lad

>metered leccy
con of the century

ive recently developed a taste for so called "electro punk"..are there any other anons with my taste or should i receive a lethal dose of morphine?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L2G32EkoVg

>>34397140
Yeah, we used to pay monthly but the goyim electric company switched us to meter because we used enough for that to be more profitable for them.

I don't even mind paying more, it's that it forces me to leave the fucking house that bothers me.

>>34397160
Lethal dose of 00s more like

>>34397178
surely you have a say in whether or not you get changed to a meter like that, the shylock bastards

by the way goyim means non-jew

>>34397228
Apologies, I'm retarded and I've been up for a couple of days.

>>34397248
are you the lad who's been having trouble sleeping and tried them herbal placebos last night

>>34394195
yes lad, zeth'kek alliance

>>34397289
Nah, I was in that thread though. If I'm thinking of the right one the OP was talking about some delayed sleep thing, though that may have been a different thread.

I was the one who'd seen a sleep specialist and was told that he was basically fucked.

>>34397370
that's grim mate, sorry to hear it

these things can iron themselves out though, hopefully you'll be right eventually

you'd think sleeping tablets would do the job, seeing as it's hard for your body to resist chemical sedation, did this specialist not recommend anything like that?

>>34397409
I tried a few. Phenergan, then 10 times the rec dose of phenergan because I wanted to see if it did anything. Then a stronger one that I can't remember the name of, that one worked a couple of times then stopped working. Then I tried melatonin which didn't do shit.

He did say I might grow out of it, but the damage done by living this way may be irreversible, socially and mentally.

>>34397519
I should probably clarify that he only said the first part of that last sentence.

>>34397370
im in a similar position, sleep 20 hours a day and cant get on with my life. seen multiple sleep therapists/CBT, got addicted to sleeping pills

dropping out of uni soon, i think. time for NEET and then suicide a few years later

>>34397563
That's my plan too. I'm going to live the comfy life for as long as I can then kill myself.

Do you sleep 20 out of 24 hours or do you stay awake for as long as possible then sleep 20 hours?

>>34397519
that's brutal lad, for your sake I hope it lets go of you before it takes too much from you

Kind want to visit Britain someday.
No city tours. A nice lil village with a great pub and everyone minds their fuckin' business and there's some great hiking nearby.

>>34397650
You want to get yourself to the lake district or peak district then m8

Where are you from lad

>>34397635
sometimes i can stay awake for 4/5 hours and sleep for 20 but usually i just feel constantly tired and over the course of a full day im intermittently in semi-conscious limbo for 4 hours cumulatively

>tfw cant leave my room because im so scared of getting tired outside

>>34397777
Fuck man, that's even worse than what I deal with.

I'm guessing it's related to your sleeping pill addiction?

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>>34397753
The states. Northeast.

>>34397888
You'd be right at home in the lakes or peaks then

Nice little country pubs in those parts too

>>34397847
i dont know, ive always had sleep problems and i havent taken any pills in a year or so but i still think my mind is raped. depression/anti depressants made this worse.

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>>34397919
Appreciate the advice

>>34397928
I've been fairly light on the drugs to treat this shit. It seems like doctors still don't fully know what they're doing with that mind-altering shit. I've seen too many people saying the drugs have only fucked them up more.

Feels like some of us just weren't meant to be.

>>34398019
yeah i probably went too hard with the modafinil to try and stay awake, even that does fuck all.

i suppose ill sleep until i die, then i can get the rest i need.

>>34398107
You and me both.

I wonder how my younger self would feel if he knew that all his dreams would be shattered and replaced with only a dream of dying in his sleep.

>>34397650
Sounds good lad, fucking great renting a cottage in the middle of nowhere then just chilling and walking up to the local in the afternoon

>>34398107
>>34398179
I'm not a woofter or anything but jesus I want to give you lads a hug right now

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>>34398370
Come here lad I'll give you one

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>>34398370
>>34398402

Me too, thanks lad.

>>34398487
>>34398402
>>34398370
britfeel earning its name right here lads

Tried to sleep normal hours, managed 3 hours.

I'm sure i'll manage to stay awake for the rest of the day

Coughed and shit myself. Can't be bothered to get up and change. I've hit rock bottom.

>>34399087
Fuuuck this place makes me laugh. Its a tragedy in the funniest possible way

>>34399087
Muster some decency, lad. Get yourself out of those shat pants.

>>34399087
AHUH

*PAAAAAAAAULLLLLBLAAAAAAAAARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*

TEEHEE SORRY LADS, THAT WAS LIKE PULLIN A CRACKER FULL OF NUTTELER, AHA-

*FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART*

>>34399087
No where to go but up from here then, eh lad?

Now get up and shower, you fucking animal.

>>34399141
That means I will have to go into the bathroom and wash., I'll probably wake my dad up and he will scream at me. I'm just going to wait it out until he's gone to work in a couple of hours. Probably going to get a sore bum

>>34399107
I don't even feel shame anymore, lad. Laugh away.

>>34399256
>my dad will shout at me
tell the prick you shat yourself and you weren't gonna sit in filth for two hours

it's not acceptable for a grown man to get nappy rash because nobody will change him, get to it

>>34399297
im 29 and he treats me like a kid. He found my piss bottles last week and chinned me

>>34399342
Why do you have piss bottles?

>>34399342
you kind of deserve it for keeping piss bottles

and if you're going to sit there in your own shite you deserve to be treated like a child, sort yourself out mate

>>34399345
I'm scared of waking him up when I go toilet.

>>34399362
Probably going to top myself soon, lad. Planning on overdosing on his bed hehe

>>34399419
Join the French foreign legion lad. If you're at the bottom you may as well descend below the surface. See how fucked up its possible to get, you know?

>>34399448
What do you know about the Foreign Legion? How will it fuck you up?

>>34399419
I'm not far off being morbidly obese, even going downstairs makes me huff and puff and need to sit down for a rest. As I type this I am literally sitting in shit..do you think they will have me?

>>34399507
>Surrounded by the rejects of society for like 4 years
>brutal training where they attempt to dehumanise you and physically beat you
>War

Plus you can learn French

>>34399532
You had me up until the learning French part.

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Hello.
Is lewd gayposting encouraged here?

>>34400032
no but you battyboys are going to go ahead with it anyway

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Got interview at spoons later boys wish me luck

>>34400096
ay batty bum bum

I want to marry this girl she's so fucking cute holy shit
https://youtu.be/MIK6X0qDwEM

>>34400411
I literally just watched that.

I forgot she existed. No idea she had mental health issues. The new hair is a little Tumblr but she's cute as shit.

>>34400411
She has a man face, you batty boy.

Quiet this morning, lads

>Trump is actually building a wall.
I love America. Those crazy bastards.

>>34400695
It won't do a fucking thing

I bet he's only doing it because he's got investments in the construction company who will be contracted to construct it

I don't know why anybody would elect a businessman as president and not expect him to make decisions that primarily fill his own coffers

>>34400735
>It won't do a fucking thing
It will annoy the fuck out of people. That's all I want out of Trump as president.

>>34400748
Fair cop lad, that's reasonable

We're not yanks, let's just have a cuppa and enjoy the show

I just hope it doesn't affect us

>>34400768
It will affect us because we'll get to hear the tired and meaningless saying 'build bridges not walls' 8 billion times.

>>34400801
That's not really affecting us lad

They call it ineffectual whining for a reason

>>34400695
I didn't think he'd do it, or the muzzie immigration thing. I love that fucking mad man.

>>34400900
He still needs congressional approval.

Wish I wasn't awake desu. Have to stay up all day to fix my sleep pattern. Not looking forward to a workout while I'm short of sleep.

>>34401106
You're pretty dedicated to working out of you'll do it through sleep deprivation. If I'm trying to stay up all day I sit on /r9k/ chugging coffee.

>>34401106
Same mate. Been trying to reset it the past month or so. Got no where to be so it's hard to actually follow through, always just go to bed whenever I'm too tired to give a shit anymore. Gotta get back to a daytime routine. Living in the night ain't good.

Just the past half an hour trying to call my gp but the lines always on hold. Been trying all week, guess I should just trudge on with my problems, as is the English way.

>>34401175
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way

That means you should hang on the line.

Having a pint and a dram before bed desu

Haven't had a drink in yonks, nice to have that warm feeling again

I want to always feel the way I feel when I'm two drinks in, I'm no longer jittery and nervous, my stammer disappears, I'm more confident, but apparently turning up to work and being seen drunk in public drunk before 8pm is "unacceptable"

>>34401208
Excuse my repetition, I'm also extremely fucking knackered

Time to eat some brekkie and watch some /news/ while sitting infront of my SAD lamp, love my mornings.

>>34401175
That's shite lad, you living in a busy area?

>>34401224
Must do. Half the people round here go the doctors for the smallest of things though. Getting antibiotics for a cold and that. Been putting it off for like a year calling them and now when I try its impossible

>>34401208
Can they tell you're drunk? Just drink before you brush your teeth then go about your day.

>>34401242
Soldier through it lad, when they finally pick up just be politely passive aggressive

Do our nation proud

>>34401253
I'd rather not risk being caught at all tbqh, and I'll be sober within two hours anyway

I'd love to carry a hip flask like every fucker back in the 60s-70s, but so much for that these days

>>34401242
Yeah don't want to sound too critical but it's mostly the pakis that do, I have 2 appointments this week one was on Monday the other is on Friday, when I got there on Monday every other person was a non English speaking cunt.

>>34401264
just walk down the street shouting at people holding a frosty jacks bottle and nobody will bat an eye

>>34401271
I've always wanted to go full ned, but never found the desperation necessary to go ahead with it

>>34401285
its all a facade mate. sure they are all pretty normal people who just want to drink in public

>>34401268
Weird, I've always found pakis rarely to never visit the GP because they don't trust modern medicine

In my experience it's always been paranoid hypochondriac white women, paranoid hypochondriac mums with sick kids and old men begrudgingly dragged in by their wives despite their insistence that they're fine

My right bollock really fucking hurts.

Phone interview later today boyos

I'm bricking it, I've been actively doing anything except prepare for the whole week

>>34401175
just run it under a cold tap

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Up to date on Kaiji lads. Feel a bit listless desu.

>>34401208
If you're going to bed at this time then I doubt there's an issue with you having a few drinks every now and then during the day. You clearly don't live in a conventional way anyway.

Dad left for work half hour ago. Managed to wash my arse and change boxers. Bum is a bit sore

>>34401357
Did your dad bum you mate? Grim.

>>34401357
Bloody hell mate, you still here? You been waiting to wash your bum the whole time? Why doesn't your dad let you wash your bum?

>>34401355
I work nights so you're not wrong

>>34401371
I had a coughing fit and shit myself, lad.

>>34401371
He shat himself and waited nearly 3 hours to clean himself because he's scared of his dad shouting at him

>>34401357
Disgraceful lad

>>34401374
He's a light sleeper and gets very angry if he's woken up. Had to sit it out, now my botty is sore and itchy.

>>34401376
What's the issue then? I'd have thought working nights was a great cover for drinking.

Just spent 50 bongs on a gift for my oneitis even though it's not her bday or anything. I'm officially a creepy cuck. I hope her bf likes it too...

>>34401394
He sounds like a prick. You should move out, go and live in London or New York or Rome or something, you've got the money.

>>34401395
Still have to deal with people who could ruin the sweet deal I've got going if they smell it on me

If I was drunk I probably wouldn't care, but I always wake up sober so I make work-based judgements with a sober mind

>>34401409
I think I spent less than that for gifts over all of Christmas. Why lad?

>>34401409
return it lad, nothing good will come of this

>>34401409
Does it turn you on to be a financial cuckold?

You should start paying their rent too.

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>>34401432
>>34401434
It's too late now. Order has gone through.

>>34401467
What am I looking at here?

Original lad

>>34401441
>>34401432
>>34401434
I just like buying her things. She doesnt ask. If she was like 'oh can you buy me something I can give my bf' I'd say no.

>>34401487
A box to stash your weed and various drug paraphernalia.

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The driver just showed up with a boombox, lads

>>34401504
Fucking hell lad, how did it get that bad?

>>34401504
Yeah but that doesn't justify why you do it.

>>34401521
This is the 1st time I've bought her something that wasnt drugs. So it's only been a tenner here and there when she's been in the need of xanax or sleeping pills (she's schizophrenic). Just thought it would be a nice surprise plus she's mad with her bf at the moment so fuck it.

>>34401565
Why do you do it though? Do you think if you buy her enough stuff she'll leave her boyfriend and want to be with you? It doesn't work like that. In fact, the more you buy her, the less attractive she'll find you.

>>34401595
Not really. I mean she's cute but she's more broken than I am so it would be a disaster. Plus she lives pretty far away. It just makes me feel like less of a shitty person when I'm nice to her.

sat in the bill bryson library lads, anyone else?

>>34401618
You aren't actually being nice though. You're just thinking with your dick. You're still a shitty person.

If you want to feel like less of a shitty person, why not give the money to charity or just be nice to someone you don't want to fuck?

>>34401624
Nope but I am in the Queen's Campus library.

>>34401624
I'm in the library of hard knocks mate

>>34401657
isnt queen's campus for fags, lad?

>woke up at 8:30
>hear my mum saying shes off to work
>jump up on my computer with a lunchable and a 2 litre bottle of cola

ready to start my neet day guys how are you all doing this morning

>>34401781
I'm on the tail end of my NEET day. I got up at 11AM yesterday, so I'll probably go to bed in the next few hours. Have a comfy day.

>>34401781
I just got up. I'm going to play some PC games and make a sausage and bacon roll with brown sauce. Might have a nap before lunchtime, after my wank. NEET life!

>>34401781
Very well lad - hope you have a good day of jobseeking.

>>34401646
>just be nice to someone you don't want to fuck?
I do sometimes. The other day I looked after an old mental woman for about 3 hours because she was wandering around the hospital grounds and security were being dicks to her.

>>34401781
Playing and listening to limmy talk about depression. Been awake for 20 hours lads, trying to do another 10

How do I get a paki gf?

>>34401821
Why? You after some dowry money?

>>34401821

Same way you got all those other girlfriends, lad.

How do I get a qt tranny dickgirl gf??

>>34391708
east midlands lasses please be cute and near me

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Good morning, /britfeel/!

How are you all feeling this morning?
I hope you all got plenty of sleep last night or if you're a night owl/trying to reset your sleeping pattern you did things that make you happy!

What are you guys up to today?
Hope whatever it is you get up to it keeps you interested!

Just a day of work today for me! I don't feel very well though, desu. I also dreamed that someone stole my arms so I'm still spooked.

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>>34391829
>cycling into work
>get to junction which is normally super busy and takes a while to get out of
>huge gap in traffic
>look down the road
>about fifty cars being held up by another cyclist

Cheers bikebro

i was planning my suicide because there was no escape, but now im doing organic chemistry in the library

d-did the SSRIs work, did i get better? or am i in a worse position now

i honestly dont know

>>34401994
>you will never steal lenposter's arms and use them as sex toys

Why even live

Anyone here ever take antidepressants? I've tried solving my problems the natural way. Sleep, exercise, mediation etc. Whatever I do I want to die though. Its like a constant feeling of dread and anxiety, its gotta be a chemical fuck up or something. I mean, I'm autistic but I accepted that a long time ago.

>>34402120
basically everyone here is on antidepressants

>>34401821
Fuck off bene

>>34402134
Do they help?

Oregano comment

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>>34401994
Spooks are spooks anyway lad.

>>34402143
For some people yes, for others no. Don't be put off by the people who try sertraline for a week, don't feel better, don't go back to their doctor and then say that all SSRIs are evil memes.

>>34402143
they can reduce anxiety and help even you out to give you a baseline, but they come with a variety of side effects (impotence, fatigue, nausea etc)

for me i think im a little less anxious and occasionally do my old hobbies, but you definitely wont take them and feel 'happy' you might just feel less miserable and life more tolerable

>>34402006
I don't know how you cycle to work. Other people in high speed, one ton machines gives me anxiety just thinking about it.
Cute pic though!

>>34402099
I can't imagine how that would work!

>>34402151
>not finding comfort in solipsism

>>34402120
Anti-depressants worked major time for me a couple years ago, but I've also heard stories where they didn't work for the anons here.

I realise that doesn't help but it seems to be a person to person basis! Maybe you can talk to your doctor?

>>34401994
Lenposter: qt or 2qt?

Anyway, I'm catching up on some mahjong then down the gym in a bit. Caught up on Kaiji's manga so suffering husbando withdrawal

I dreamt that I attacked Nigella Lawson with fire that came out of my nipples. When she was weakened I made her my wife. Is this a viable real life scheme?

>>34402178
That's all I want. I don't care about feeling happy, I just don't want to feel like dying. Any chance if things like impotence becoming permanent or is it just while you're on them?

>>34402255
fairly sure its just while youre on them but ive seen a few people say it lasts a while after you stop taking them

>>34402255
Typically just while you're on them. Some people report lasting effects, but the best thing is to just keep going back to your doctor until you find one that agrees with you.

If I know someone famous is in the closet, how do I turn that into cash? Will the tabloids pay much?

>>34402347

Depends, who is it? Do you have actual knowledge or are you on about a rumour you heard on the internet?

>>34402352
>Giving away his hot tip for free
Shig

>>34402352
A Z-lister friend of mine has knowledge of it. It came out in a big argument between gay B-lister and his ex gf. I was told not to tell anyone, and I haven't so far but I'd rather have money than a secret.

>>34402376
Could probably get cash, obviously means throwing your friends relationship with this guy under the bus, since itll come out that you got the info through this friend

back from the GP surgery and I've been prescribed sertraline, anyone else on it? I'm nervous about taking it and I'm wondering if it's helped anyone else with depression/anxiety, and what your experiences with it has been like.

>>34402376
Unless you have hard evidence or you're willing to say that you shagged him yourself, it's worthless.

>>34402388
>Sertraline
Not what you were hoping for, eh?

>>34402376
>I'd rather have money than a friend
Fixed. Also, if you go through with it then you're trash and deserve to be alone. Don't do it.

>>34402390
Exactly. And it can't just be a normal shag either it would have to be a brutal arse ramming.

Let's just say that you knew Barry Chuckle was gay.

In that case it couldn't just be "I shagged Barry Chuckle". That's a shit headline for a newspaper. They'd be willing to pay for something like "Barry Chuckle Burst My Farter" or something like that though.

>>34402403
I don't know if I even want to be on drugs honestly, I'm just nervous cos I've never done it before but don't see any other way out of my current situation.

>>34402388

Made my bowels go mental and my knob stop working. Mirtazapine is what I'm on now and it's much better.

>>34402388
>SSRIs
good goyim

>>34402384
>>34402390
I did consider posing as the guy he was bumming. But yeah, I've got no hard evidence. I just don't want it to be a wasted opportunity when he finally comes out.

>>34402417
>Barry Chuckle Burst My Farter
High grade rumour here

The right ball pain is back. Only goes if I sit still for like 20 minutes.

>>34402417
>the chucklebuggerers

>>34402457
There a lump on your testes?

>>34402431
If it's someone really, really famous then it might be worth actually gathering evidence

>>34402457
I've got that too, I've had to stop fapping because it hurts to cum.

>>34402255

Lad, I never became impotent but it was harder to get an erection difficult to cum. I'm 18 months off the pills now and my cock's never quite gone back to normal. Feels like 90% of what it once was. It's the main thing that keeps me off them

>>34402421
Mirtazipine made me sleep 14 hours and turned me into a zombie desu. I think it's a very personal thing.

>>34402388
I didn't have any problems with sertraline but it didn't really do much for me either. Give it a go, but don't be afraid to go back to the GP and ask for something different if it doesn't agree with you.