What kind of girlfriend do you want? One that is into photography?

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>>34396877
>tfw have a weeby photographer gf
>tfw showed her yume nikki and she didnt like it

>>34396877

one that's in to cooking and child bearing

>>34396902
why didn't she like Yume Sticky

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>>34397022
she thinks its boring i guess. actually even though we're romantically compatible we dont really share any of the same interests.

i need a friend who likes the things i like dammit! or is that too greedy

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someone like this

one that loves me to death

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Booger-chan pls come back.

>>34396877
> tfw no photography / videography gf who constantly records and takes pictures
> tfw no box of cassette tapes full of memories
> tfw never going to go through those tapes and discover something paranormal
> tfw she'll never get posessed and murder me
Y liv?

>>34396877
I want a girlfriend (male). A cute one!

The kind of girlfriend who comes over two or three days a week to have sex, cuddle, do typical shut-in activities and fucks off the other four or five days a week. It would be preferable if her body possessed a certain degree of softness and she wore little or no makeup. I can't take a lot of human interaction. I can do a couple days at most and then need several more alone to recharge.

>>34397131
that's a dude

don't make me go through the traps aren't welcome run-down again

>>34396877
> "I'm, like, TOTALLY a photographer!"
> "I looove taking pictures with my iPhone 7"
> "I'm not like other girls..."

Girls with hobbies are an extinct kind, anon.

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>It's another Mado is my gf dream

I can't take it much more lads

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>>34396877
-older than me
-dominant
-tomboyish
-likes punk shit

basically an onee-san gf

>>34397271
That aint even a trap...

Chris-chan is a plague on this world

you have to be one boring person to make photography your hobby

>>34397275
Agreed, fucking women don't have any interesting hobbies and they all think they're special snowflakes. Unlike us superior robots, heh, fucking normies are so beneath me

>>34397307
Wat you talking about, jack?

Photography gives you the motivation to see some beautiful (not to mention /comfy/) sights.

>>34397230
First you want a succubus and now this, damn you are strange.

>>34397316
Right?! I feel so enlightened and euphoric by my own interests and hobbies.

My intellectual superiority is evidenced in my stamp collection.

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>>34396877

>Tfw no rewind time qt gf

>Never fucking ever in my life will a girl that looks like her ever love me

JUST end my suffering right now God.

>>34397338
Lol stop stalking me!

> tfw doxxed myself by writing "why live" like a retard

A girl I can stumble around the city drunk with, then go home and collapse on the ground listening to sad music.

All I want is a fat insecure fembot to cheer up.

>>34397369
Finally a true robot who understands. All these basic bitches who all think liking photography makes them special. Dumb whores probably don't even watch anime and play video games. Boring cunts

>>34397395
Yeah fucking quit it nigga.

>>34397417
is 132 lb fat enough for you if i'm insecure

A hiki gf I can be hiki together with.

>>34397421
You're not a true robot until you've built an Elliot Rodger shrine.

>either very skinny or chubby
>apologizes for unnecessary things or exhibits one of the many other telltale signs of insecurity
>rarely shaves pussy if at all
>no makeup
>can talk semi-intelligently about classic literature
>will indulge all my unusual fetishes
Sign up here ladies

>>34397489
>>apologizes for unnecessary things

That is so god damn annoying

>>34397458
Yeah you're fine. My skype is mr.bubbles6838

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>>34396877
An IRL Morrigan gf

>>34397534
> current year + 1
> picking up chicks
> and on 4chan

>>34397568
>implying I still have any hope and aren't just going through the motions to sustain my sanity

>>34397521
it's cute when girls do it

>>34396877
>What kind of girlfriend do you want?

a girl who is satisfy with the attention I give her and that is not looking around for more attention by having beta orbiters.

>>34397603
> tfw same boat as you

Y liv? Shoutout to >>34397442

A cosplay gf that doesn't just pick the easiest flavour of the month thing to go with and isn't into lolita. Also drawing.

Photography would be pretty nice, as long as it's not the type that carries her camera with her all day but doesn't really have any understanding of the shots she's trying to take of shitty flowers being held up so the sky is the backing.

i dont want a girlfriend, they're all only in it for their own benefit and as soon as they see a good chance of something better happening for them they will jump ship and be like "oh sorry"

at most, give me a girl who is cool with being just friends with benefits and if she's cool i'll treat her the same as i would a girlfriend, if she's a decent girl she will stay around and if she's a whore, well good riddance

>>34397794
> they're all only in it for their own benefit
As opposed to being your gf for no benefit of her own? What the fuck is this line of thinking. You realize pretty much everything people do is 'for their own benefit' right? If I give to charity, that's still for my own benefit, because it makes me feel like a good person. People don't do things if they think they aren't for their benefit

>>34397937
all human interaction is effectively selfish because you want something to gain but women take it to the next level

just an average one, i'm desperate at this point

>>34396877
Huh, that person actually seems kind of cool. She seems to have some okay taste in media, but at the same time a lot of it seems normie-tier. I wonder what authors and film directors she likes.

Is being materialistic like she is a redflag? She seems to heavily tie her identity and personality to her taste in media.

Yeah, I changed my mind; she seems shallow.

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>>34396877
I can see at least 5 red flags in this picture

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I want Katya as my loving gf.
Cuddling in bed on a rainy evening, and falling asleep on each other's arms.

Whenever I imagine a girl being really into a hobby I can't help but also think she's just faking it for attention or only skims the very surface of that hobby. You could say I'm just projecting, but this is really my experience when it comes to "gamer" girls, or "book worm" girls, or any type you could think of, they only play the most popular games, or read exclusive YA. So it's kind of hard for me to imagine a girl who would share a deep interest in my hobbies.

>>34398465
what are the redflaggos my slavo

>>34398465
Kingdom Hearts
Le anonymouse mask
Adventure time
man hands
shit all over the bed, no room to sleep

Just to name a few

>>34398465
EVERYTHING in that image is a red flag. This entire thread is people taking satire seriously.

>>34398775
Where do you see a Guy Fawkes mask?

>>34398564
All Normans are like that, but it's true it's almost certain to be like that with girls. That is if they even have an interest.

>>34396877
Not a 3d woman i can tell you that much

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>>34396877
I'll just leave this here,

milky

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i never gave having a girlfriend a thought before.

>>34399029
Every time I try to read this it always loses me at the astrology part.

>>34398564
you only see the ones who are loud about it online

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a woman named crow that was burnt alive and looks like a faceless meatless skeleton and lost all her memories that will appear in the middle of the night in the corner of my room to talk to me with stream of consciousness messages to help me navigate the maze in my brain until i find the answer that tells me where the puzzle pieces fit, and then once i fit them together and find the center of the human maze there will no longer be barriers, she will put me in a wooden box and my pores will ooze dopamine and cum until i am completely encased, she will bury me in the dirt with my favorite tree seed shoved up my cock and one day the box will break, the tree will sprout from my cock and the special cummies liquid will sink me down into the core landing me in hell's freezer until time ends, then i will wake up to find my bones petrified with ozone and the human homunculus tree will find a new game to play as the god of hell, ripping itself from my cock bone womb home leaving me there forever in a state of timeless emptiness, neither here nor there, not really alive or dead, the final frontier of humanity

I want a girlfriend who likes to draw. I'm bad at drawing and don't like to do it but if she can do it I'll be complete.

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girls lead to bad trouble anyway

>>34399515
Do they have to be good, or just like to draw ?

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>Robots are still falling for the gf meme
Guys it's time to wake up. Relationships are not all they are cracked up to be and you guys need to learn how to enjoy being with yourself. That's the only way you can truly be happy.

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>>34396877
>One that is into photography
>Tfw my older brother who abused me my whole childhood who take pictures of me when I was depressed
>My mom pretty much did the same thing
>So I guess a girl who like saving pictures of me?..

one that doesn't make me want to kill myself

>>34399761
Fuck off back to /adv/ normalfag

>tfw autistic gf that looks past your spaghetti spilling and is impressed with you for being able to do simple things like drive because she is unable
It's nice

>>34396877
It depends in what you mean by "being into photography", since it's either actually taking pictures of random subjects or just taking selfies and pictures of her friends all day.
If it's the first one sure, and I'd love to be taught the secrets of taking photos.

>>34396877
fucking hate photographers, they are so shallow, just screencapping anything pretty or interesting and thining they are artistic, THERE IS NO DEPTH IN PHOTOGRAPHY FUCKING NORMIE HOBBY

>>34401207
Can I ask you where you found her? Please reply because you damn anons never do.

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>>34396877
One thats thin, cute, smart, and wants to masturbate with me :/ It would be cool if she understood that i love guns.

>>34397271
That's a bait, dude.
There's noone in this world that would love Chris, not even trap enthusiasts.

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One that's into music, playing music, history and who will breastfeed me and RP as my mommy

>>34400204
You sound like fun
orlando florida

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Preferred girlfriend would have some of the following characteristics:

>financially self-supporting
>academically successful
>loyal
>enjoys cooking
>not too social but not autistic
>clingy without being over-the-top
>supports my strengths and encourages me to overcome my weaknesses, and vice versa

My ex-girlfriend fit a lot of those criteria. She was a very wonderful person. Unfortunately, I've yet to graduate while she has, and her parents pressured her into giving up the relationship. I've mostly given up on dating for the meantime - I'll focus on going to the gym, graduating, and doing my own thing.

Pic related - would prefer a non-white girl. I'm white but have always been attracted to chicks with darker complexions. Both of my long-term relationships were with Indian-Americans and the first chick I dated was Paki. Lost my virginity to a Kurd and casually dated a handful of Latinas. Just not much into white chicks, I dunno why - I grew up in the whitest town imaginable.

>>34401448
Sorry for the late reply, I found her at a mental health day program. Might be disappointing to hear but not sure where else you could find one. Still I hope you can anon. I have severe anxiety but I ease up around her considering how forgiving she is because of her own spaghetti spilling.

>>34397070
>she thinks its boring
Well, give me a reason why it's not boring.

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With this sense of humour.

>>34396877
>What kind of girlfriend do you want?
literally any one as long as she's not severely deformed, infertile, or of a different race

is that too much to ask?

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I really want a hikikomori gf. How do I get one?

>>34404272
Jump off a bridge and fail at killing yourself getting stranded on a small tiny river island because you can't swim and communicate with logs on the beach and sleep in a plastic goose and grow corn.

>>34404272
>Never leaves the house
If not here then MMO's

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>tfw no tumblr gf to show me dorky posts and get me into danganronpa
>tfw no quirky perverted gf who used to make maplestory animations

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I want STEM GF she'll be very logical and helpful