Autistic things you do

>>34491651
This is far beyond autism.

>>34491651
This is Borderline insanity not autism

>>34491697
>>34491780
Really? I thought this was uncommon at the most

You are literally insane.

Originalium

anon look up schizoaffective disorder
its on the schizophrenia spectrum i think

>>34491651
I feel attached to objects like that too. I used to talk to my training grenades when I polished them.

I have constant conversations with myself in my head

and lots of hypothetical imaginary conversations with other people

>>34491651
A surprising amount of young adult males sleep with stuffed animals. This was years ago, but I remember reading that 33% of British businessmen packed a stuffed animal when on trips.

>>34491651
I repeat my favorite Dr suess poem when anxious. Sometimes people hear me.

>>34491651
don't worry anon you are not autistic or such

you're insane and soon will start abducting and raping people

>>34492089
>Oh, the places you'll go

>>34491651
im jealous of this OP don't give up your masterclass schizo powers

>>34492165
>The Yink from Red fish Blue Fish

>>34492203
Don't drink pink ink, anon, that will make u death

>>34492268
That just put the biggest smile on my face anon thank you.

>>34492302
No problem, it's what I'm here for.

>>34491651
When i have packaged food which has say pairs/triples of packs stacked or stored together i cant bring myself to separate them. I imagine the two inanimate objects having a relationship which i dont want to separate. I either have to take all two/three packets with me or not have them at all

>play video games and smoke weed, take a hit when killing a boss or some other feat, usually when they're exploding or whatever
>pretend to be a speed runner even if I'm no where near good enough, come up with stupid names for tricks I do
>rant to myself out loud about subjects that captivate me
>open up youtube subs even if there's already 2 tabs of it
>have actually bought software licenses
>croon sing stupid shit like the scooby doo theme song or just saying "fuck you motherfuckers don't know shit" and other nonsense
>randomly shout BIG FAT NIGGER LIPS or I LOVE NIGGER PUSSY and various other things like that

>>34492458
better than eggman desu.

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>>34491651
>be in juniors school
>have a great love of crafts and model building etc
>decide that i am going to make my own models at school
>use toilet papoer mush it up and dip it in the toilet water to make paper mache
>spend a good hour over the school day in the toilets making little paper mache men
>would store them behind the tank in the toilets (we had really old style lead pipe bathrooms)
>when one went green or mouldy i would line all the other men up around the toilet bowl and flush the mouldy one away

>this carried on until i was 12