>You're depressed? Just draw a picture! Go on a bike!

>>34502420
>TAKE A TRIP!
>IT ONLY COSTS A SHITLOAD OF MONEY YOUR SHUT-IN ASS DOESN'T HAVE!

>>34502523
Or better yet?
>You're suicidal? Go fight a shark in Tahiti! What have you got to lose?
Bitch, if I don't have the motivation to wake up on my day off, what makes you think I have the motivation to go to Tahiti?

>>34502523

This drives me up the fucking wall.

>Just do what I did and ask your parents for a fuckload of money so you can traipse around Europe like some kind of overgrown child without a care in the world! It's so easy bro!

>>34502420
>Just draw a picture!
No hands.
>Go on a bike!
No legs.
>Learn an instrument!
No arms.
>The world is your oyster!
No mouth.

>>34502560
No I'm that guy that was too embarrassed and ashamed to travel even though I would love to so badly

>>34502601
>Scream
Must. Can't.

>>34502420
Nice try Chad, but learning different skills won't change the fact that I wasted my life up until this point, the fact that I'm a kissless virgin, or the fact that the few friends I had up until this point in life were pity friends.

>>34502420
>The world is your oyster!

But I don't like oysters.

>>34502675
>Want to play volleyball
>Already graduated high school
>No real chance when you're an adult
This is my life.

>>34502420
it actually works for a little while, just like any kind of escapism. But it's a (very) temporary solution for a constant problem

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>>34502861
Nope. You're just lazy. I'm very happy, so I'm proof that you're wrong.