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Say something

Show me your voice acting talents
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>>34502148
can't voice act but here is me singing (which i can't do either)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l2ensGje4w
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>>34502148
http://vocaroo.com/i/s025A3L1DDoI
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SzRL1Dr04I
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>>34503130
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SzRL1Dr04I
lmfao it's to gayyyyy what with all that heavy breathing and lipsmacking/suckling and gay story
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>>34503259
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yPkcg3in5N
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>>34503326
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yPkcg3in5N
Kris?
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>>34503368
No, I am not Kris.
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>>34503368
Joei???
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>>34503390
Well I like your voice anyways though...
>>34503440
No but one letter is correct
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>>34503461
>Well I like your voice anyways though...
Thank you. Do you want anything read?
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>>34503493
gotta go to sleep, first day of my 2nd semester tomorrow, you can wish me luck, maybe that'll soothe my anxiety
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>>34503326
fuck please i'm sorry fuck
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>>34503534
http://vocaroo.com/i/s090Uzzpgz0q
Here you go, my man.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R6wnCQUfjw
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I've been learning hypnosis, it's about 15 minutes long if you want to relax. I should warn you that my mic sucks too, sorry in advance.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f1hg3psjnY
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>>34503612
thanks anon!
That really helped
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>>34503836
You're welcome, original friend.
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please don't listen to my autism

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tpzqWzaJSx
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>>34504635
the sun activates vitamin D, like you said. You can eat all the vitamin D you want but unless you get sunlight then it doesnt properly activate. Thats why sunlight is important.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jdbA1RVuir
I think my "movie voice" is pretty bad watchu think lads. I've never really used in irl.
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My voice is really deep. Give me something to say.
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>>34504958
I see, thanks feller
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SedbvOUryC

all memes all the time.
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>>34504993
say *I love my family but i cant accept it*
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>>34505085
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BJp795xPiJ
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>>34504635
Dude you sound so cute. Listening to you really calmed me down.
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>>34504993
"I wear skirts because they're comfortable and make me feel pretty."
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>>34505260
uh, thanks/you're welcome?
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>>34505181
Here's one for you

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lSvV5DrEH2
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>>34503326
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yPkcg3in5N
>numb instrumental in the background
TOP KEK
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>>34505266
And here's one for you. Enjoy!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02VAi1Oj1Ze
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>>34505380
Fuck I meant crawling
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>>34504635
this >>34505260
your voice is really nice to listen to.
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>>34505353
Please be my comfy bf
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>tfw want to post my voice
>self esteem too low to post it
fml
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>>34502148
https://clyp.it/o315rhbk
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>>34505387
>>34505387
>My voice is really deep
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TdUIOgJw45
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>>34505503
wth is this link. Im scared of it.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XPkOH6sqAo
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>>34505557
How rude! :(

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zQOVNNtGLX
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>>34505589
>he hasn't heard of clyp.it
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N1SMP7h0sy

autism
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>>34505679
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O2lR8z3sqH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OQdzCETafm
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uLECXd3BJj

I am capable of a flawless hank hill as well. The reverb probably fucks over how I sound right now but as soon as I get off the shitter I'll get in the booth and do a line line Joe from Family Guy says or a KOTH line 4 anyone.
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>>34505793
You sound awfully dead.

be my autistic plane gf
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talking bout the Beatles made me feel like doing one of their songs, here's one of my favorites.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01Nbt3QmP3p

>>34505434
well thanks feller, I've never really heard that about my speaking voice before.
>>34505454
I'm not as comfy irl
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>>34505793
holy shit a FEMALE
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>>34506042
I enjoyed this, good singing anon.
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>>34506042
good stuff right here. Your voice really fits the song.
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rate my autism https://clyp.it/5pdmtblq?token=ccdd324b40ced7731096056203812582
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Baneposting vocaroo chain now

http://vocaroo.com/i/s18dQ2Wx6cT1

Also rate voice etc
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>>34506042
holy fuck marry me that voice is so nice
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s15PUB1AiC8B
no
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>>34506300
is that a cat in the background or something?
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>>34506300
Roasties all out!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GQIgT7P0te
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>>34506358
yessaroni
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>>34506443
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QBPWETlgqK
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fCWRNk0IDQ

eating soft ice cream but she walks the streets so mean
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>>34506218
>>34506254
thanks m8s
>>34506289
thanks but i'm already engaged to being an autist
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>>34502148
>"show me your voice acting talents"
sure anon!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1caZG6pQM6V
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>>34504635
https://clyp.it/22h1jycc
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>>34506472
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hgmAdSYEhh
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>>34506498
I predict a serious crash and burn with that engagement
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>>34505793
>4 PM
Oh shit, my timezone. How are you doing?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q39tgkkUgs
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ADrXUaueSc

Lana is bae desu

All other women are too ingenuinely genuine

Not Lana, she's genuinely ingenuine, how lovely
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>>34506563
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FKzBQuxwgz
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>>34506587
ewwww you're talking to a girl and acting all casual like "ey babe ya i got a cold rite now lol how u doin"
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>>34506616
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eTxzfsek5U
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Read this:

Aunt, Roof, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, Envelope
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>>34506498
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VSXbtURss9
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>>34506624
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B7bd8qS4bv

Put the pussy on a pedestal then put it in a coffin then put yourself in a coffin for sucking up to a subpar girl and inflating her projected value
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>>34506655
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1co4adY3zuD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NLpp4pkyvF
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>>34506655
http://vocaroo.com/i/s018AZNvaQ0t

Why?
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>>34506655
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ImdBJGkLi3
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>>34506733
He wants to hear people's different dialects you stupid, dumb, milktoast, idiot, white, white guilt

>>34506655
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RWunlAiKlP
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>>34506655
https://clyp.it/pmtu5er1
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>>34506624
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wdkgnNnwBE
>>34506655
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cWDMPPIh31
Why did I do this?
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>>34502148
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IDd1PuYxAr
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>>34506733
This >>34506782

Also found these questions:

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you say to address a group of people?
What do you call the kind of spider (or spider-like creature) that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
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>>34506866
http://vocaroo.com/i/s131ART7gfrB

Are you the same person who always used to ask this 2+ years ago or are they just common questions people ask now?
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>>34506909
Google "accent tag"
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>>34506855
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11WG37z2CWf
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CcEp5gmpxV
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>>34506655
Guess where I'm from and you'll get trips on your next post

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0363qhzzSWp

Good luck /r9k/
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>>34506953
Makes sense, still you never know with this board, some people are like very depressed simple robots who only have one or two functions, but when it comes to those things, they're
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>>34506866
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wopyOnfhCq
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>>34507007
continued from last post
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>>34506655
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wh46URFKqS
sorry i sound so autistic, sore throat :^(
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>>34506984
tripoli
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>>34506984
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0363qhzzSWp
Nevada
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>>34507043
I don't think it's the sore throat that does that.

:-)
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zkw219KiOj
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>>34507059
that's what im sayin' :^)
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>>34506866
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AwdG4woaih
ddddddd
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>>34507147
me too desu famo
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>>34506820
it's just kinda icky i guess anon. like despite the fact that you have a raging erection of hope to be jerked off, you walk up to this girl and pretend to want to have a conversation about anything but "i'm projecting value inflation on you, pls do me too"
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don't laugh, fuck my life
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LnpZIXnPkz
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>Accent tag: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0363qhzzSWp

>>34507044
Tripoli, Iowa?
>>34507048
Not even close, too much Fallout bud

>Next clip, tell me something to say
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Mw0YaevOP4
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>>34507234
>"i'm projecting value inflation on you, pls do me too"
He didn't type that, you dunce

Anyway, it's called a joke so go and suck him off because he's not such a bigoted misogynist O F F T H E R A I L S like you're implying tea bee h
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>>34505800
That's weird. All my life, everyone made fun of me for having a "scary deep voice."

So thank you :)
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>>34506866
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ETBz0bDqa4

>>34507234
You're an idiot, I wasn't projecting value onto anyone. I would've talked to anyone in my timezone just to have someone else to chill with
except you, you're a fag
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>>34507235
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zbUzdeYBDE

fkin weebs
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>>34507295
>carol ann duffy
absolutely haram anon
Terrible taste in poets.
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>>34507235
song name?
originalpost
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>>34507346
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qddO1UlHJK
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>tfw tranny
>tfw gross man voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wi99NRPRKr
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>>34506984
PennsyIvania?
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>>34507406
noice voice, i'm shy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dCxGO19oD7
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>>34507452
practice makes perfect you baka gaijin

Me after 10 minutes collective girl voice autism fun :
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XAN29SNQ5g

so if you practiced for like 10 times that, you'd probably sound like one of those fake anime girls, so you'd be a true white girl on the internet.
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>>34507484
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19rbYWe9ZMf

you dtf?
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>>34507452
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07YgQIXrOjg
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>>34507452
you sound like the ghost of a child
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>>34502148
How much straya can you still hear in my voice? The accent was still shit, but better than I expected.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GtFCTwf4jv
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>>34506655
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ufYDMtTK1D
Apparently the way I pronounce these is completely wrong based on where I've lived my whole life and I don't know why.
>>34506866
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B1x5hNUYU1
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>>34507539
You sound like a Jew Yorker, good work lad.

I think it's the slight reverb in your nose that does it.

go out there and sell some pharma
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>>34507452
You're getting there, anon
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>>34507531
bo!
>>34507527
i am a fag tho
>>34507504
i just wanna sound like a normie
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>>34507452
Gross man everything
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>>34507296
>>34507352
Samefag is funny. Anon, I wasn't being serious. Why are you so triggered? I thought you were cool with your coffin banter so I bantered back
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>>34507583
How'd you become gay?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JUnuXXG9fT
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HZm0k6a07U
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14iThZUUbOV

I talk to myself all day in different voices and in my regular voice.
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>>34507619
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q3XxRSIop4

I wasn't the one who called you a fag, fag although he does use spoilers a lot, and I do too.
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>>34507562
Thanks, anon-kun
oy vey
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mHipqqZ4Ox
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qKIJ3iI6lk
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>>34507649
legit best jew accent I've ever heard.

if someone criticizes my use of legit, please kiss yourself
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>>34507583
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QOaAIgBq1d
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13cX18br6h6
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IapjSvXjQu
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>>34507525
what do you mean onichan?
and i'll post another one
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>>34507673
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ounv7R99Tb
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>>34507627
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uHNGKbQNqg
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>>34507703
this was meant to go to
>>34507660
whoops

>>34507689
C'mon you gotta know what dtf means if you really claim to be g a y

Geez, what a n o o b
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>>34507703
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fQ8nvquQRL
M A K E
B R I T A I N
G R E A T
A G A I N
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>>34507707
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11shgluHn45

How do you lose your penis? You must be incapable of keeping track of your keys
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>>34507741
Dude, why did you have to bully me like that, I thought I was making a really good friend and then boom you just kick me while I'm D O W N like that, I'm fucking S I C K of this I'm gonna G E T U P right the heck now and then G E T D O W N again with the S I C K N E S S you gave me with your T O X I C A B U S E
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>>34507770
i meant lost to penis
like first time i got dicced
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>>34507817
Oh, yeah that's pretty gay.

Did you try electroshock therapy? You no longer have to deal with the suspense of being sus now that we have Pence!
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>>34507732
here, how do i sound
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gzwZdMXRRx
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>>34507643
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OjSoT0DuR7
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V1rJH433lk
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>>34507844
Tight, if you know what I'm sezzin.

What brand of foreign are you?
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>>34507645
I like your voice, 10/10 would be in a triangle with
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>>34507855
madman lmao
i love cheese
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>>34507842
im swedish tho
isnt my accent noticable?
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>>34507844
Which Eastern European shithole are you from, anon?
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>>34507660
>>34507732
Here's something a little longer, could only upload in some shitty format from phone so quality is poo

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0srKPlyMYWJ
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>>34507885
Turkish desu
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>>34507874
Not really. You sound like a POSH POONTANG PARTAKER. If that poontang is American girl, then again
>partaking in the girl jew
>100BC
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>>34507919
Shot any ambassadors lately?
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What's with all the fags?
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>>34507945
On vacation.
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>>34507969
Where are you vacationing, anon-sama?
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>>34507940
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QV4Wiq7acc

It's very difficult to speak naturally in these
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>>34507855
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qLuZuSd9o3
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>>34507890
If you were in that triangle, it'd be a Scalene, did the bait and switch work, daddy?

>>34507894
I'm an American, I only know of three accents.

1. American 2. Filthy Southern Shit 3. Foreign

>>34507919
How bout that tzatsiki sauce mm mm mm

>>34507904
I honestly don't know who anyone is anymore, you all seem to fall under 'foreign'. I need help.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tFSpo7Eg4M
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>>34507994
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gN4Z0VrXWS
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>>34508020
are you driving while recording?
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>>34507994
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EmqLXaRbQC
buzz buzz desu
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>>34507993
Istanbul.
senpai
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>>34508063
I'll tell you what he is doing driving me gay(zy)

I added those two extra letters as a trick, like, comment, subscribe if you got tricked they say we only use 1% of our brains!
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>>34508051
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZhhJU7Ntp0
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>>34507968
I'm not even gay yet, bigot
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>>34508063
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kTK7ybT5Vj
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>>34508080
Surely you mean Constantinople
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>>34508139
>yet
what?
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>>34503096
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s025A3L1DDoI
feels like asfm shit to me. good job anon
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>>34507892
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F31iMqGgZb
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>>34508162
kek
howtobypass
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>>34508129
fug this was meant for >>34508020
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>>34508183
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gmrjE63QXB

Hope this information doesn't turn you gay prematurely. Can end up like an unripe banana, starchy, and lacking substance if that were to happen.
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>>34507043
me again
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nQurrGrDVn
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>>34508276
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H9Qm9AKFbr
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>>34508276
anime_white_girl_voice_23.mp7

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aAn24zNsQv
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>>34508276
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07rzQZfAECc
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>>34508339
you have a kawaii voice, can we talk sometimes?
maybe on steam
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>>34508388
I don't use steam, and I'm not gay yet.

y-you too though.

I'm also not good at keeping up with people because I like being alone until I've been up for 2 days without sleeping, which hopefully happens less in the future.
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>>34508229
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Edp0tmpG28
>>34508106
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GWIMdqGK6M
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>>34508435
i'm not gay desu, just trying to be nice
i thought that we could be friends or something ;__;
well i guess you wanna be alone, it is okay boyo
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>>34508455
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14nrRcp5bd5

fkin tease, if you don't get that tuna mac not sure what that is I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I don't know what I'll do, just stop calling me a homo
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>>34508508
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NPZqMVXAjn
>>
>>34508491
I'm sorry, I don't have many friends because I'm a terrible elitist cunt who dislikes people who make bad decisions especially when I warn them against said decisions, typically involving women, chat logs, and sleuth work. I am not fit to be friends with people for extended periods of time because I'm a ticking time bomb of bitterness. Thank you for the offer though, I'm sure you could make a number of decent friends in this thread, depending on your expectations.
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>>34508491
>I'm not gay
>you have a kawaii voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1otikX6uDUn
>>
>>34508558
>>34508455
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VNcjo2s4md
>>
>>34508563
don't be hard on yourself anon!
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>>34508593
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EYnHEGi18i
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>>34508593
If this isn't s a t i r e or i r o n y, kiss yourself.

You may lack the empathy due to your autism to understand the guy tripping seems to be a pretty swell dude, but from my short run in with him, that seems to be the case. If you want to turn the tables on me you can say you were saying it ironically and then have me pegged as autistic, your move, figgot

>>34508558
I'm going to attempt to go to sleep, I hope you continue having an upbeat feeling in your demeanor even if it is a facade, because I can hear it in your voice that you are enjoying yourself when you talk, and that makes me happy. Get as many tuna macs as you desire, friendo and god speed.
>>
>>34508455
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pp3tCYsAfW
>>
have som shit
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XRgpLDMkO0
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>>34508731
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OyjggJeGX3
>>
>>34508622
Oh no, I'm not saying it in a self loathing way. I've come to terms with how I am and don't feel I'm missing out on enough to be upset about it.

In a perfect world I'd have a few close friends who I'd do activities with who weren't scum bags and a friendly girlfriend who understands how fake people can be, and can read it in their actions. If I'm only missing those two things due to my lack of wanting to settle because settling would make me feel worse than I currently do (for the record I feel decent enough to exist, which is honestly 110% amazing)

I don't like sympathy because I can see a trillion pessimistic points of view possibly directed at me, the same points of view I sometimes felt towards others who discussed things out of turn, or in the wrong setting or conversation. I'm doing my best to live by my values, and sadly (from outer perspectives) cannot compromise.

I'm fucking retarded in a trillion ways, anyway off to bed, thank you for your concern, but trust me, I'm very pleased with my existence and hope you are overjoyed with your own.
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>>34508685
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r2OlVC1Kom
>>
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How can you be by yourself all the time? Don't you get lonely?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1daxatDsUVh
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>>34508718
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kMxMethCgM
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iA6Pn6eDEq
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eeeKdmU1IQ
Rant and vidya quotes

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rDz8PsVSqb
David Attenborough impression
>>
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>>34508339
>>34508385
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OkkdgtrNfq
>>
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>>34508805
I'm happy to hear from you. I hope that my life changes to the better.
>>
>>34508899
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oYAZhG5Ny3
>>
>>34508940
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ko8s0IoRzR
>>
>>34509000
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JEWZQsASTb
nice trips
>>
>>34509068
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b4qnCGoQEf
>>
>>34508958
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DqnZg7tKPC
>>
>>34509112
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NtrToqzXXC
>>
>>34509249
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NgIFDs1U1W
>>
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>>34502148
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fsmBAVqkI2
I really wanted to read this when i saw it
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>>34509512
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tQbhgcqTVw
>>
>>34505831
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uLECXd3BJj
haha do hank hill pls
>>
>>34509626
Managed to have a laugh and a boner.

Nice.
>>
>>34509642
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wmn8ufTojU
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>>34509626
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fsmBAVqkI2
>>
>>34506598
Listening to this gave me cancer :(
>>
>>34509707
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0R7kDEjTaD2
>>
>>34506701
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B7bd8qS4bv
I kekked genuinely at the shopping cart bit
>>
>>34509736
H-hey Nyanners
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WCAlS9IBMN
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>>34509841
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09SpknUDh3S
>>
>>34509736
Hahahaha, I read that thing earlier today but it's way funnier to hear this nerdy voice reading it.
>>
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>>34509821
>>34509896
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jJH4L1WOXt
>>
>>34509908
Fuck, I replied to the wrong post anyway.
>>
>>34509908
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dyGSKUKspS
>>
>>34509626
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nwDLCnqzLX

Here ya go pal
>>
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>>34509941
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vIWqPYVf44
>>34509919
kek
>>
>>34509908
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11p7AUZDLn4
>>
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>>34509894
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Eb474Q7BX6
>>
>>34509984
http://vocaroo.com/i/s139B36nmXyK
just kidding I kinda enjoy it
>>
>>34509996
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KcsZS4PGf3
>>
>>34509698
Glad to be of service anon
>>34509979
Fucking kek, thank you Coconut
>>
>>34510054
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cghq4xGajC
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>>34509979
Awesome, bless you.
>>
>>34510054
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cNJRIzJdDy
>>
>>34510062
>>34510238
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L2rH9TP9wv
>>
I'd do my Kronk impression but people are in the hallway and my dorm's walls are paper thin :(
>>
>>34510263
no, i cannot say that >:0
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>>34510263
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MQgniiUZon
>>
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https://clyp.it/dzav1fc1
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>>34510737
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CNRCpUh8qa
>>
>>34504635
This is why I come to vocaroo threads. I just love to hear fellow robots' mundane, thoughtful, self-deprecating monologues.

I could listen to twenty minutes of this.
>>
>>34510535
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iW7QN8LSnz
What I mean is using my voice.
>>
>>34505831
This was pretty underappreciated

Short but good
>>
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shhh

https://clyp.it/vifocz5k
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>>34510853
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AYrgvmQIFZ
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>>34510737
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PI437pWMpI
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