I have a math exam worth 20% of my grade in 3 hours and I know

kill everyone in the class
good luck OP

>>34517648
Adderall quick paced studying and go in there and wing the shit out of it.. be the first one to walk out with a grin on your face and make your classmates feel inferior so there will be a curve

Or you could cheat..

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>>34517648
>tfw I should study for my physics exam right now

>>34517648
Your also a complete idiot by the way

Good work OP

call in a bomb threat on a prepaid phone

you have to injure yourself, get into an accident, something... so you can get a different exam date

If possible, try to learn some of last year's problems as in my experience they usually repeat one or two of them, maybe with numbers changed around.

After that (or if that's not an option), just pick out as many key topics as you can and try to learn the basic stuff so you can get a few marks on any question involving that topic.

Even if you fail the exam, the goal is to maximize what you can get so that your final grade isn't a fail. Lose the battle but win the war, blah blah.

Don't just give up (that's pointless and you'll kick yourself for it) and don't cheat as the consequences might be severe.

Also turn off the internet, you need to make the most of this time.

>>34517648
I would advise you to trip and fall down a large flight of stairs

>>34517648
listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meECq9NvPpc

>>34517648
I'd like to do an exam of her anus.

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>>34517648
How does one even stop procrastinating? I have mountains of work and just literally end up doing none of it

Call in sick origamo.

continue shitposting on a welsh blacksmithing forum

>>34517648

Game over. Better luck next time.

>>34517648
tfw no aussie jb schoolgirl gf

fuck australian underagers are hot sometimes i wanna fuck one and go to jail but i cant succumb to raping somebody

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>>34517648
>mfw I gotta go dissect in an hour and I been awake since 12 am

>>34517648
Intentionally break a bone or pretend to be sick by vomiting and shitting yourself.

>>34517648
Turn off your computer and/or phone and go over to the place where you're going to take your exam. Sit down and study the most relevant material, making very basic flash cards as you go and use them whenever you attention drifts from the text before going back to it. I've done this before for as little as thirty minutes and scored well. You won't learn anything but you might pass.

What exactly is it about? You might just have enough time to go through the basics and pray that's enough to get an okay-ish mark. I've successfully done it before, but don't set your expectations too high though.

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>200 word essay next week
>watching Shirobako
Curse my depression

Read over any solutions and notes you can find. Don't bother trying to solve them just read as many full solutions as you can.

>>34518372
>Curse my laziness
FTFY